A Russian tank turns and points its barrel right at you. Wyd?

Before or after shitting my pants?

I'd ask him how the fuck he got so lost he wound up in southern Appalachia, then interrupt him and invite him in to hear the story over some moonshine.

I'd be more bewildered if Russian invaders were not trying to kill women children of white nations. On the exact question, of course I'd stop the making of my russian propaganda video and jump to either side because the drunken tanker might just shoot because russia.

look back at them.

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Jerk off what he is gonna do stay and look at me as I jerk off like a little faggot? Obviously if I make them laugh they won't even bother to shot at me and will let me run like mate would you shot somebody that starts to jerk off randomly on battlefield as you aim towards him?

Drop my banan, turn 360 degrees and monkey walk away

I would wave back at him in a friendly manner, to show I am not a threat.

Offer them the Bussy of Kyiv

Point my pp at them and prepare to blast

Same thing I did in DayZ:
"дpyзья, y мeня нeт никaких пaтpoнoв"

>would you shot somebody that starts to jerk off randomly on battlefield as you aim towards him?
>would I shoot a degenerate on the battlefield
Yes, yes I would. One shot to the crotch. That oughta teach you to not be so disrespectful to yourself and others.

>"Sieg He..ACK"

Hopak.
Hopak is respected by all.
My Hopak is passable.
I can get down low, and jump back up again.
I believe if a man could Hopak well enough, he could travel safely from one end of war-torn Ukraine to another in safety.

Imagine; a vicious firefight between Ukrainian Glow-nazi and r*dditor militia is interrupted by a lone Englishman, fat and sweating, but somehow managing to perform sequences of rythmic squat-kicks and star-jumps to propel himself across the crater strewn batlezone.

The shooting would peter out, men would begin to shout and cheer and laugh.

And he would disappear over the nearest hill, and shooting would resume.

This is my plan.mkgk0

Don't care I'm at central command cruising my drone.
*pew pew*
BOOOM
(Not) Sorry putinbot !