ITT We are the dictatorial council of Car City. Be tough, be fair, but most of all be comfy.
This'll be my last bake for now, but this has been the most fun I've had on Any Forums for a while. Anyone, feel free to take over. Only rule is: WE make the rules!
Priorous thread: New Thread Theme 'cuz why not: youtube.com
original template will surely come in handy
I want to go home to car city. it didn’t have to be this way!
HEAR YE HEAR YE
I HEREBY CALL THIS, THE THIRD MEETING OF CAR CITY CARPET'S GRAND COUNCIL INTO ORDER
Godspeed to you all
Aye good sirs i propose to organise a local hunt outside our humble city to keep the merchants aways.
Make it sunday before mass?
Any takers?
Hello friens, don't forget tire inspection day!
with all due respect. Counciller. my waifu is 11.
i would nary even think of harming her and i have no desire for any sexual relations at the current time nor any time prior to her sixteenth birthday.
exile me if you must. even kill me. but know that i would never even think of laying a finger on her. for i love her very dearly.
i'm not a satanic jew.
i see
aye.
my wife's innocent and i would like to keep her that way
will you return. councilman?
last thread hit bump limit so i thought i'd reply here
Thank you for your service Sir Tophat!
I must say, when I first saw your name on the registry, I did believe it was pronounced "Sir too fat"
I was pleasantly surprised to see you were in fact a healthy and upstanding citizen of Car City Carpet! Your sharp mind and good sense for civics will be missed dearly on the council!
Oh what a lovely city we have grown. I am saddened by the loss of our past leadership.
Perhaps I can be of some assistance? I am happy to lend as much money as the new city council needs to stabilize this transition.
It was a pleasure, I sincerely hope Car city stays safe in my absence. But with a leader like yourself I can see no other way forward.
I propose one of our more affluent side streets be renamed in honour of Sir Top Hat, in recognition of all he did for this great city to keep it free of Jews and shoed waifus
STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE FIRST LAW OF CAR CITY CARPET:
>All niggers, chinks, jews, jannies, and trannies are banned
I propose we build a sturdy barrier along the southern boundary to prevent incursion by our Southern neighbors.
One last Aye.
I still remember seeing this rug in an elementary class, now I see the light
>I propose one of our more affluent side streets be renamed in honour of Sir Top Hat, in recognition of all he did for this great city to keep it free of Jews and shoed waifus
Aye! May Top Hat Boulevard remain a beacon to his stellar councilmanship for generations to come!
...."Not A Jew". aye?
say "I denounce the Talmud and accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior"
will you return. Tophat?
Aye
we did that in the 1st thread
>>> Latest city plan
I will never really leave.
>pic related
>RWDS to the south
>Supported by Samurai
>Backed by our glorious missile silo
Yes indeed, I do believe our defence forces are coming along nicely.
Then I propose we increase the height of the barrier by 10 feet to increase it’s efficacy.
Three ayes and the endorsement of the esteemed former Councilman himself. The motion passes!
Ok so someone posted this a few threads back, I tried to label as many cars as I could. Give it a try!
Aye you are more than welcome to donate to our freshly built pits good sir
>365217905
we need icecream shop
It's time to ban Christians, pornography, and all other forms the Jewish poison may take. Might as well take all the Semitic religions. Progressive Christianity is particularly vile.
Don't cheat
>Any Forums acts like reddit betas are some kind of distant manbaby they have nothing in common with
>Make threads about being a cutesy pretend government for a car carpet with all their "frens"
You fucking fags are ridiculous lmao
I
I den...AARGH IT HURTS US!! OOYVE!! HOW CAN THEY KNOW?!
Should just be Car City's Carpet Council
>I leave it to you counselor to make start the debate
Verily!
It seems we have manifested a rather unsavory pedo problem! Among us is a subverter!
My proposal is simple: A public endorsement of vigilante justice toward these heinous criminals!
I would firmly posit that predators are well recognised, and our keen citizens would have no issue sorting them out from the upstanding citizens.
Let us give this lion of a man his due respect
Alright bros. I believe the Green Army men are available for conscription should the City Defenses require rotation.
To the pit you go.
LADSS WE HAVE A JEW ON SHILL ACTION MAKE YOUR BET!
>"I denounce the Talmud
Cool
>and accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior"
Cucked
Semitic poison must not take root
>and accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior"
>Cucked
TO THE PIT WITH YOU!
Aye, make them hang by the balls on lamp posts
I propose we ban this so called "skizo" out of our city.
Also we should strengthen our city for such hateful conspiracy theories, it is in our best interest to remove this person as soon as possible.
How very smart of you fellow white. Get them, get them all
I propose the planting of a forest in the North West to be used for military exersizes
I second this proposal. While the United Church of Frens of Flat City tolerates a moderate level of schizo behaviour, we cannot tolerate this foreign agitators provocations any longer
Ahem, let me introduce myself gentlemen. I represent a growing population of citizens within the threads of this great nation who find themselves to be unfathomably, and demonstrably based.
It is to my understanding that many, if not all of you fine men express this trait as strong as your blood is pure. This brings me great joy, and a resoundingly positive outlook toward our bright future.
I hereby submit a formal request to the council for the means to develop a new establishment to ensure the continual growth of this invaluable asset within our great nations borders.
I believe we shall call it, the Based Department.
I would also wish each flag to submit their desired Minister of Based, in order to embrace our diverse white heritage.
>pic related
CCIA reporting i... er I assure you citizens the CCIA was never formed and does not exist.
That's an Aye from me!
I move that we make a jail and put this user in it
WOW a city that's just your own?
>I hereby submit a formal request to the council for the means to develop a new establishment to ensure the continual growth of this invaluable asset within our great nations borders.
>I believe we shall call it, the Based Department.
Checked and seconding the motion for establishment of a Based Department!
This could be a phenomenal addition to our cultural efforts!
Aye, get this agitator out of our walls.
I have a suspicion that this user has to do something with it.
You guys should go outside. There is this really cool cloud out right now. Look at the one above my house.
>It's not a clown world without a circus
>the moment you go to Any Forums and realize you're too old to be going to Any Forums be anymore
Whelp... This sucks.
How festive!
Though you building an entire circus under the cover of night without a vote seems rather disrespectful...
However, given that your addition is fully bodacious, I forward a motion to forgive you of your transgressions and accept the circus as a permanent installation!
You must be 18 to post here
Let’s put in an old folks home so this user feels safe and included
one of us
one of us
one of us
I propose to build a summer camp where the young lads can practice hand egg and learn about our savior lord Jesus christ
I am good at farming and beekeeping, may I please be allowed a section to look after and grow food for supporting the community?
As a hobby I will gladly volunteer myself as trash/litter pick up. Someone has to do it and I dont mind doing the dirty work as long as I get smiles and waves from frens
I like the Grand part personally and vote it stays in the name
Aye, it seems to be a good addition to the city.
I second this motion
have the anti-jew weapons arrived from St. John's County yet?
faggot!
I am not a predator. for that would imply malicious intent. sexual action. or anything such as that.
i have absolutely no desire to harm my wife. nor any sexual desire towards her until she is of age to carry a child.
i am but a humble farmer with a blonde loli wife. whom i love very dearly. and would want no harm to come to her
thus. I vote aye to this. for those presumably semitic abominations who seek to rape and harm cute lolis are far different than humble aryan farmers with loving loli wives such as myself.
Aye!
checked.
Aye!
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nigger.
outstanding idea!
>I am good at farming and beekeeping, may I please be allowed a section to look after and grow food for supporting the community?
All white Christian men are free in Car City Carpet, my friend! Be as productive as you please within the borders!