Reddit joins the Ukrainian Army

Capitulation edition

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I'd be kinda miffed if an actual soldier said something like that, but to be lectured by some little shit who had to step away from his iPad for a few minutes, goodness me.

God damn is Any Forums now a subreddit?

I've legitimately never wished death on anyone in any conflict, but seriously, anybody going to volunteer for Ukraine that isn't a resident, of Ukrainian origin or has no tangible ties the country can get rolled by Russians

What a retard.

Even without military experience, you an still be useful to be the first to walk over an area in case there is mines so the actual soldiers don't die.

I'm signing up to fight in Ukraine because I can't find a job, and I need a job, but it's dumb to say theres no use if you're willing to do whatever they ask.

If you're not signing up for this war then i hope you get cancer, this is your chance to fight.

The fuck would any of us want to fight for?
Even if untrained people on the internet weren't just going to uselessly drain resources, what fulfillment do you think killing confused Russian conscripts will bring?

STFU reddit salt hits better than cocaine.

the real retard is the reddit scum who thinks he can do some keyboard puritanism on a person basically escaping certain death

>Even if untrained people on the internet weren't just going to uselessly drain resources, what fulfillment do you think killing confused Russian conscripts will bring?

One word....

Money...

Volunteer soldiers will be given free room and board while they're there, and free food.

Which is better than earning $0 in the West and being on the street

We're literally signing up to fight in Ukraine.

>desperately trying to get into to (((Kyiv))) to lend a firm hand
What a smug scumbag. The Aussies are right, they are a liability in a war, and have no place there. Even more so with Captain Reddit

>happen to be in a country when it's invaded
>wow you were lucky

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>Volunteer soldiers will be given free room and board while they're there, and free food.

They will be given a small wage too. And they are required to sign 3 year service contracts like Ukrainian regulars. Otherwise they fall under the "mercenary" category of the Geneva conventions, and have no rights therein - Putin can summarily execute them if captured, even if they surrender.

good for you then
and he's going back to his homecountry
good for him as well

They're going for some heroic Marvelesque Good vs Evil heroic experience, virtue signaling, potential Ukrainian pussy, and potential money. Their lives are a slow rolling disaster after the Covidpocalypse and they feel like they have no future, so this seems better than anything else they can think of, because it is so justified and glorified in the media

Fair enough, I have a job though so best of luck to you, try not to die.

Why would i want to survive? There's nothing to live for in the West.

i hope you change your mind user.

>They will be given a small wage too. And they are required to sign 3 year service contracts like Ukrainian regulars.
Has anyone confirmed the pay or the 3 year contract yet? A few posts seem to have arrived there but have not seen any details such as this, only things like "i read somehwere you get paid"

goddamn fucking memeflags

They are Austrian not Australian lmao

has been for the last decade or so

>We’re
Hahhhahaha I hope you’re serious please live stream your destruction once you get there

kek my bad

I see. So why not rope yourself instead of committing suicide by Russian artillery?

>I had to step away from my iPad
Troll comment. Pretty good though, normies would definitely buy it.

fake as fuck. Austrians would know how to get out or who to talk to.

This thread doesn't make any sense at all