Current year

>current year
>he doesnt own an the latest iphone
It doesnt matter how smooth or witty you are. if the text is enclosed in a green text bubble, enjoy your nopussy

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I do not ask.
I take.

If someone's standards were this frivolous then it was never going to happen to begin with. Chances are this is just weird propaganda though.

you know how i know the future is going to be fake and gay?
because this headline doesnt say "is dating an android a deal breaker?"

John McAfee was a chad and didn't date any girls with an iPhone because it's a spy device
checkmate apple fags

i guarantee you this is paid for marketing.
>t. Marketing VP for a large cell phone firm.

All devices are.

Ugly whore. Looks like a tranny.

I hate women

This is why you always see lines of chads camping outside Apple stores for days waiting for the newest iphone release. Oh wait, all those guys are faggot incels. hmm.

yes, but encrypted communication is possible on android

I enjoy these life filters to remove vapid time wasting whores from my life.

I own a flip phone. I would love to not have a cell phone at all, but it seems a bit too extreme. What if my car broke down and I had my nephew with me? It helps to have a cell phone in such cases. But I would really prefer to just get rid of my phone altogether.

>xor gate switching

Those are the bitches you shouldnt be dicking down..

Everyone in Europe uses whatsapp anyway. Nobody texts via SMS. Even if they did i doubt anybody would care

I dont own a working phone

she's the wench who is the last girl in her friend group who's still single

So wait a second here. Your saying by not having an apple brick no horse faced jewess will bother me.
What is the down side here?

NAND gate best gate

Remember when people talked about new phone models all the time?
Now literally no one I know gives a fuck

Isn't it that bitch who bragged about having threesomes at 30 and now she's still single at 40?
into the trash it goes

This.
1st gen moto razer was the best phone produced, unless you needed something a bit more durable.