Finish high school

>finish high school
>still wondering what to do with your life
>get drafted
>never even kissed a girl
>commanding officer says you're being sent to Ukraine for military exercises
>people are shooting, you have no idea why you're even there
>get hit with a Javelin
>see your body turned inside out, feel your flesh and bones melting and becoming one with your metal coffin
>die
>your rapidly aging, sick parents get $90

such is the life of young russian males

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meanwhile Putin and his robber barons are literally having their cocks sucked by their harems

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> join the military, it’s full of faggots
> have gay sex with one of them
> begin to imitate their faggy habits
> become a hysterical useless homo

Drafted? I thought they enlisted to become soldiers.

nice stack of pallets there

>I thought they enlisted

lmao

>Survive the war
>Now all the Ukranian cunny belongs to you
worth it

Nope, Russia have mandatory 1 year conscription for all males, though they do also have a large army of enlisted troops so i have no idea why putin decided to send in his 18 year old conscripts

HOLY KEK, so all those zoomers there are forced to fight?? Well that's unfortunate.

These are Ukrainains moron. They've done the paint/video editing V/Z thing dozens of times

Holy shit no they aren't, you can literally see the Ratnik combat gear that only Russia uses

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you realize the rubbles you get paid with are worth shit right?
you're doing it for free senpai, you might as well become a janny

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They haven't sent the actual soldier yet. Ukraine is getting btfo by russians' incels using soviet era equipment
Just imagine

Cope, seethe, dilate and immolate faggot.

why do they paint the V on their tanks?

thanks for your sacrifice

When did Polish posters on this board become bottom tier? Or were they always?
I haven't seen a good pole post in weeks.

newfag.
It's their battlegroup
Battlegroup North

>90$
That has been deboonked, hohol
Hurry up to Germany, you're gonna get beat up in Poland

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>Max Resdefault
we need a modern day max headroom

Brainlet, they just stole the uniforms from dead soldiers

Dressed them up in ratnik and burned them again? Holy fucking mental gymnastics

>Putin promises
kek
let me know when the families actually get the money

>updating something is debunking

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Why is a Pole shilling for Ukraine? They literally committed a genocide against you during WWII.

The day of the rake is coming for you, leaf
the reason you suddenly hate Poles is because they actually know what Russia does from experience, so the propaganda you swallow doesn't work on them.

>You die but russian autorities said that you surrender and joines ukranian side so the numbers add up

Amazing life indeed

Nice projecting incel