/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #224

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>Zaporozhie NPP is occupied by the Russian Federation
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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>DPR Troops absolutely destroy Ukraine forces
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>Explosion at Tetkino near Belopolye.
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>Buhanka Sited
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>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
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>TA ЗA ЩOOOOOO?
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>Russian Drones in Action (Finally)
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>Ukraine live like W*iteoid in cave
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>Abandoned and destroyed Ukraine vehicles and equipment
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>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
z.zz.fo/CBdBI.mp4

>Chechen rosgvardia Zombie troops showing off captured equipment
files.catbox.moe/0lbtbq.mp4

>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s
files.catbox.moe/du13z7.mp4 (Comm chatter)

>An airstrike by Russian planes in Odessa on an artillery depot.
z.zz.fo/2jSkG.mp4

>large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4

>Coastal Artillery in Mariupol
youtube.com/watch?v=Khgs6HIH11o

>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
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>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid.
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>War Crimes
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>AZOV Soldier captured
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>Kino
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Kyiv

THE LATEST NEW YORK TIMES PREDICTIONS ARE IN, IT'S OVER FOR RUSSIA

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Digits and the trapped Ukulele-user makes a fitness instruction video dressed in drag.

The Map

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>that map
fucking kek

Bros why are pajeets shitting on us in their news I thought we were bros

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It's alright, we will be your bros

amazon is asking french speaking people to help Ukraine through the French Red Cross
lmao fuck off amazon and kill yourself
>mfw pic was auto translated with translate.yandex.com/ocr
>mfw russia have better translators than trash Google Lens
>mfw i have no face
please donate for the poor kikes

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Powerful explosions are thundering on the western outskirts of Kiev.

with sounds z.zz.fo/XGVZO.mp4

The commander said: "Who is the first to die today is the faggot" "I can't die..."
DPR fighters

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Threadly reminder

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your country is about to not exist bro

why are the hats so big?

>It's alright, we will be your bros
It's alright, we will be your bros

>RUSSIA ETERNALLY BTFO BY ALCOHOLIC CRIPPLE
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he does it for free

What are they saying?

Based

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кeк

They are only pretending so they don't get sanctioned

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SLOW
AND
STEADY

Still waiting for the actual answer on the 40-something miles convoy. WTF is with it? Did they break down, or are they waiting for something? What could be their objective? Are they just balloons?

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It's KIEV!!

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The only memory of the 90s i have is being forced to eat nothing but buckwheat and macaroni while my parents basically starve to save up on a packet of sausages once a week
I don't really like this idea brehs

India's political scene is very complicated, moreso than any other I know of, there isn't ever anything resembling a consensus there.

They literally, LITERALLY shit on their streets user, who gives a fuck what these pooniggers think.

based

we got the best strategies

>Zelensky is in the US embassy in Poland

No hanging

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German AA missiles delivered to Ukraine are 30 year old crap from the east german forces, in rotten boxes and are not more ready and safe to use.

EVERYONE GATHER AROUND AND GET COZY

I WILL BE READING ALOAD UNCLE PUTINS BANNED 17 PAGE LONG SCHIZO MANIFESTO

*clears throat*

Here we go:

> During the recent Direct Line, when I was asked about Russian-Ukrainian relations, I said that Russians and Ukrainians were one people – a single whole. These words were not driven by some short-term considerations or prompted by the current political context. It is what I have said on numerous occasions and what I firmly believe. I therefore feel it necessary to explain my position in detail and share my assessments of today's situation.

>First of all, I would like to emphasize that the wall that has emerged in recent years between Russia and Ukraine, between the parts of what is essentially the same historical and spiritual space, to my mind is our great common misfortune and tragedy. These are, first and foremost, the consequences of our own mistakes made at different periods of time. But these are also the result of deliberate efforts by those forces that have always sought to undermine our unity. The formula they apply has been known from time immemorial – divide and rule. There is nothing new here. Hence the attempts to play on the ”national question“ and sow discord among people, the overarching goal being to divide and then to pit the parts of a single people against one another.

>To have a better understanding of the present and look into the future, we need to turn to history. Certainly, it is impossible to cover in this article all the developments that have taken place over more than a thousand years. But I will focus on the key, pivotal moments that are important for us to remember, both in Russia and Ukraine.

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ALL RUSSIAN USERS SHOULD PREPARE TO LIVE IN EXTREME POVERTY

He do be lookin' quite sussy tho fr fr

Right now they are waiting for the civilians to be evacuated so they can recreate Grozny in Kiev

QRD on the latest in Kharkov? I read that Russians entered the city.

I think we are trying to overfullfill on military
spending to underfullfill on energy sanctions.

Malicious compliance

>9 days
>not one road
ukrainesisters...
reports are beginning to come out that the Russians have mobile toilets with them. it was the last straw for us really.

Perfection.

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based as fuck, that's what they get for fucking with your nat gas pipeline

Use ur logic... What do you think they would do? They most likely divide the convoy up the moment it entered ukraine and is now laying siege to kiev or assaulting other cities, the same shit amerimutts did in Iraq.

PRESS Z TO GIVE RUSSIA-CHAN YOUR ENERGY

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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do we know that for sure?

>z.zz.fo/XGVZO.mp4
>BOOM
>Allahu akbar
Chechens confirmed

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Z

We literally the largest food export retard. No matter how hard it will be we will never starve

Thank you for your service, Stasi-kun

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>Russians, Ukrainians, and Belarusians are all descendants of Ancient Rus, which was the largest state in Europe. Slavic and other tribes across the vast territory – from Ladoga, Novgorod, and Pskov to Kiev and Chernigov – were bound together by one language (which we now refer to as Old Russian), economic ties, the rule of the princes of the Rurik dynasty, and – after the baptism of Rus – the Orthodox faith. The spiritual choice made by St. Vladimir, who was both Prince of Novgorod and Grand Prince of Kiev, still largely determines our affinity today.

>The throne of Kiev held a dominant position in Ancient Rus. This had been the custom since the late 9th century. The Tale of Bygone Years captured for posterity the words of Oleg the Prophet about Kiev, ”Let it be the mother of all Russian cities.“

>Later, like other European states of that time, Ancient Rus faced a decline of central rule and fragmentation. At the same time, both the nobility and the common people perceived Rus as a common territory, as their homeland.

>The fragmentation intensified after Batu Khan's devastating invasion, which ravaged many cities, including Kiev. The northeastern part of Rus fell under the control of the Golden Horde but retained limited sovereignty. The southern and western Russian lands largely became part of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, which – most significantly – was referred to in historical records as the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and Russia.

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Why is she so cute bros?

>Russia returns to gold standard
>Iran/China/Russia/India start their own non-dollar economic block
>Russia seizes all western assets in its borders
They'll literally be fine. Germany on the other hand...

GoFundMe allowing campaigns to raise money for Ukrainian Nazis.

Here's 1 law that makes it illegal for Americans to fund terrorists groups:

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2339C

Anyone hosting or contributing to Ukraine Nazi fundraisers meets the US definition for funding terrorism.

If a Nazi flag at a truck rally cancels a fundraiser, then Ukraine is fucked if they want GoFundMe money.

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nah, they will be fine with China and the other allies they will get from time to time
Europe will fall hard and faceplant on it's own stupidity for sucking US kikes
USA will crash and be crushed by itself, you will eat eachother through civil and racial war

KEK, based sabotage

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Now i really go sleep.

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We went to our extended family to eat. Shit was horrifying. Our neighbour from above hanged himself.
I really really don't think it's gonna be as bad as it was in 98. In 98 Russia was a complete and utter shithole compared to what it is now. We're the biggest exporters of grain and fertilizer. If someone is gonna starve it wouldn't be us.

lmao holy shit they are getting wrecked

its servicemen are getting mercilessly killed by the xoxol while she pushes in for Kyiv to reinstate justice and peace

Westerners will live in poverty too. JPMorgan is predicting $200 oil.

They're orcs. Bigger is better.

Threadly reminder that this thread is under attack from Ukrainian information and psychological warfare brigade BOAR.

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What did Russia do today? Are they still readjusting their supply lines for the attack on Kiev? Seems like not much is happening.

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Ha, you assume they'll enforce things equally.

>they didn't hedge their oil contracts
super fucked

kiev will be the new capital of russia

Just checking in, any big moves today?

>America is willing to immolate itself for some braindead hohol sex trafficking ring pretending to be a country