Zelensky accuses Putin of trying to cause a repeat of Chernobyl dailymail.co.uk
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Daily Mail: Russian shoppers cram into IKEA for a final bargain as the store suspends operations over Ukraine.
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Financial Times: Oil climbs above $110 a barrel as Russia intensifies assault on Ukraine.
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>Calls you a nonce
>Says you envy him
>Is an actual nonce
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I agree with the Honourable Member for South Thanet in his previous assertions. My question for the Prime Minister comes from a concerned constitutent in my constituency; Can the Prime Minister assure people in my constituency that this Government shall make it a priority to ensure progress is being made promptly in resolving the issue of whether or not Fat Ben Made Poop?
*jeers from the opposition benches*
>UK Natural Gas price is up 40% today and has tripled in past few weeks.
Great news everyone!
its over for you chuds
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>JUST IN - Hungary will issue a decree to ban all grain exports tonight, the Minister of Agriculture István Nagy told RTL Híradó.
Not a good sign, lads.
I've got phatstax of potassium iodide. I'm sorted mate.
Export to Europe, Russia or what?
>Orderr!
I ask that the honourable gentleman withdraw that comment or leave the house for the remainder of todays sitting.
I wonder if the new civilization will be able to decipher all this information. Imagine knowing how to make diesel from waste plastic in the new world. You would be master of the world. Assuming you survive.
Withholding grain exports suggests they're about to go into rationing for themselves, and will hoard
*nonsensical quip to rile people up without being too offensive*
That's his bread and butter I suppose.
POOP
Fat Ben made it.
Which part of all don’t you understand?
I don't want waste plastic anywhere near my little kingdom tbqh
What a nasty idea
I'll stick to using my horse for transport thanks
anywhere, in case ukraine stops exporting any grain
lol. Not like we don't have fucking vast fields of wheat mate.
What's gonna happen when dave can't get any bread for his chip butty?
He's gonna have to lose weight, the fat cunt.
fat ben made poop
We don't. DEFRA is paying farmers to not cultivate land so it can instead be rewilded on the mental road to 2030
This is trouble.
Refuse to let my posts go to waste. Specially dubbers
Cant wait to rape his family like the nigger I am
WAR NOW !
He'll just have to use brioche
Its why ted was wrong, its almost impossible to erase knowledge. Someone will always rebuild. Just knowing something can be done is half the battle.
Price of beef and milk is going to the moon.
Where have you got the idea that russian demands are anything but the ukrainian government being neutral.
List of things fat ben made:
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