/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General # #221 FILL OUT THE NUMBER DUMMY

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>Zaporozhie NPP is occupied by the Russian Federation
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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>DPR Troops absolutely destroy Ukraine forces
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>Undead Orc Army Storms Police Station
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>Buhanka Sited
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>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
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>TA ЗA ЩOOOOOO?
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>Russian Drones in Action (Finally)
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>Ukraine live like W*iteoid in cave
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>Abandoned and destroyed Ukraine vehicles and equipment
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>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
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>Chechen rosgvardia Zombie troops showing off captured equipment
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>Russian BTRs near Kherson
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>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s
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>An airstrike by Russian planes in Odessa on an artillery depot.
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>large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
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>Coastal Artillery in Mariupol
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>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
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>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid.
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>War Crimes
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>AZOV Soldier captured
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>Kino
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Oh no no no russiabros not like this

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one day you will be fp ppy

Can someone explain road cope maps to me?

For me it's Buhanka-chan.

Z

Chug bakers are sand niggers and slavcels

Serbia gigabased. Agree?

>just gonna take my own economy
>that'll show the russians

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DPR GRADs hit the remnants of the Marines from the 36th brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine near Mariupol

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go be gay in /uhg/

Thanks for keeping the bakes coming, fren

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AAAAH WHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE UP TO THE LYINGPRESS

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Bakers I beg you please use picrel as next bread pic

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need sound on the pajeet news webm desu

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ukrainian troops can just teleport anywhere, they dont need any roads :^)

Fuck off retard. Dresden bombings were a hoax

TAKBIR!


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the US would have taken out the electricity, water
supply and so forth first

russia didn't have a problem getting to the city but taking it

if they will full mongol like the US usually does it would be over now

Rossiya bros, why the fuck hasn't your MoD released numbers yet?

*tank

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Hohols behave like niggers in Poland
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Serbia strong. Always was. Always will be.

ITS (NOT) TIME FOR NATO

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That man will make a nice performance on a gore post

BAKERS PLEASE REDEEM

>365128307
>Namecalling
How low can you go

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>Russian Soldier playing guitar to a jubilant crowd.
(If any Ruskie bros can give a rough translation of at least what the song is about and what he says to the civilians, we'd all appreciate it)
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How do I achieve rank of Jester in Russian Military

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I need this with sound

HAHA how is the gas burger bros???

Russia only controls territory they can see without turning their heads.

mariupol, when?

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>small arms
Didn't we see missiles being shot?

Up 10% in price from 2 days ago.

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holy mother of hypocrites

And then all slavs will be called niggers because of them...

just a typical bunch of gopniks

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JUST IN: ZELENSKY HAS AVERTED HIS 17TH ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

But he does it for free

Almost 2 dollars per litre for 91 here. 90$ for a full 3 series tank is retarded.

I don't even want to drive anymore

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Hilariously weak way of trying to prove Russia's quick advance isn't impressive

lmao why does that anchor sound like she's hosting a soccer game?

God the hope everyone is saving screencaps from reddit, twitter and Any Forums. It will be absolutely glorious when hohols lose. I can't even imagine the level of seethe.

Is there anywhere we can get concrete proof of these biolabs so we can start redpilling normies?

Is he trying to kill himself?

files.catbox.moe/w2f074.mp4
Ukie grunt from the 53rd separate mechanized brigade talking about his command fucking off from Volhovanka
Also talks about being ordered to cover one of their company retreat from DNR tanks. There were supposed to be BTR-4s and 15 other men (?) with tanks coming later to help them
All they had was 15 AKs, 3 RPG-22s and 1 NLAW
When asked "what's next" - the command replied "We don't know what's next, run"

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where we're going we don't need roads

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>be a hohol
>make the actor a president

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I wouldn't be surprised if I see "Go Putin" banners in Poland in a week

>The entirety of GLOBOHOMO seething, coping, dilating

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>Tried to hang himself
>realized ropes costed too much
>gave up

>fill up my tank like 5 hours before the war starts
>drive a shitty hybrid with a short commute so a full tank will last me like 2 months
>parents want me to visit meaning i'll have to burn almost all of it for the trip
at least if nukes fly next week i won't die immediately

Could be your neighbour.

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Slava Rossii

Quick reminder that roughly 400,000 Yemeni civilians have been killed by the US-led forces, and the only blue-haired perverts who semi-care are the ones who occasionally watch Democracy Now! hosted by CIA Jewess Amy Goodman.

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OP is a nuspeak globohomo

Better than being NIGGER-CORE enthusiasts

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This is hilarious. Is Indian news always like this?

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BREAKING
ZELENSKY'S 20TH ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT COMMITTED BY RUSSIAN PATRIOT SEMEN HYDALENKO

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Weapons captured from the Russian VDV troops as a result of yesterday's attack in Hostomel -

> 2x AK-12, AK-74, AK-74M assault rifles
>PKP "Pecheneg" machine gun
>GM-94 pump action grenade launcher
>modernized SV-98 sniper rifle.

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JUST

>Russia's experiencing logistic issues
source?
>That shitty google-maps screencap and what I wrote over it
Seems legit

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Highest I've ever paid. $6.15 per gallon in Southern California. I normally paid around $3.85 a gallon a year back.

? Hostomel is still in Russian hands

Based roald dahl

>FRESH SEETHE AND COPIUM

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WTF? It's like 50 cents for a litre of 98 here.

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Sauce
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Can any hohol confirm what's gonna happen to Pusata Hata?

oh gods no!

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>filename
i dont trust you

>Tsar Vladimir of Russia.

Kino...

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The song is about struggle, victory and triumph of the Russian army. He seems to have composed it himself. Then he says that he'll come back next week with an orchestra.

kek

I already posted the album several threads back

NO HYDENKO IS THE HERO OF UKRAINE

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Not only gostomel, but also Bucha, and already half of Irpen

>but the war is won via TikTok and Twitter

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so who is winning? i care not which side wins because all i see is russia vs zogged russia jr, but all the propaganda is in full swing so i have no idea what is going on anymore.

fucking kek
i hope his entry was approved

we are all fucked

Do twitter people actually think that people care about twitter people?

The face of a man who's winning the war.

R..rusiabros...

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IF I were Russian and saw this is who leads my enemy, I would fight to bitter death against them and show no mercy.

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They have dubbed him the Oven-Dodger of Shostka.

Link to thread?

Thanks breh

>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN

Nope. All good.

They use fast food colors. In the 80's we learned that bright orange, bright yellow and bright red were found to make people excited and happy, that is why Burger King, McDonalds, etc. all use these colors.
The screaming I found on another Indian news show but no one cared or responded. So screw you guys.

there was a fight and Ukraine claims it already drove out russian troops from there

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at first I thought china would win
now I realized that this is all too irratic and
that the burgers are insane which means we all lose

we have entered super clownworld level 2

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Yeah this one is my favourite

afaik it was flare. they cooped up in admin building then it was burned by rocket flamethrower and mowed down by 16mm

Just search "album" from flag "ph" in archive

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Down from 70 cents btw.

Gas in LA right now.

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Yes, but I saw a few giga faggots from Serbia here.

But there was literally a reporter there yesterday... A press team... And the Russians were there, and everything was calm...

There was literally a russian news report from Gostomel today

Did somebody say there is a live map of the invasion

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And if this ain't fake (and it looks very real) - that situation might be somewhat widespread

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>fr fr, this invasion mega sus putin

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make it slava rus' at least

Wtf I thought men were supposed to be conscripted

We are paying $3.00 a liter and my dumb bitch prime minister closed our only refinery. I brought an old diesel that can run off moonshine if it has to, everyone else is fucked.

let them drive cake

Never, it is surrounded and pointless to attack it

>there was a fight and Ukraine claims it already drove out russian troops from there
After they claimed to have Gostomel airport earlier today, Russian channel one was there filming.

So they have recaptured it 9 times on the day of attack and twice today?

you mean Heil Putler

My american mate keeps telling me this sukhovetsky got sniped, even tells me putin confirmed it in his speech, i wanna fucking know for sure cos i cant find shit confirming it,

DOES ANYONE HAVE ACTUAL SAUS ON THIS RUSKI BEING DEAD?

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Oh my... these kids don't really believe this shit do they?

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STONKS

May all hohols die awfully

i'm so tired of scrolling this shittttttt
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

>the serb simp

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This is a lie, here is today's video from the buchi center

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What did it used to cost before the war?

>We're winning on twitter so that means we're winning IRL
Doesn't really apply when you're constantly losing cities

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lol

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Zieg Heil

Based comrade Samuel Hyde

typical white nigger behaviour

Wow... So cheap

At least check if phone numbers are real

Balticbro...

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>98 octane
what kind of primitive engines you are using over there?

Buchi 1

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See

image how he feels
Russian special ops are searching for him in Kiev to arrest
His globalhomo overlords waiting for the right moment to kill him off and produce a hero hence the whole narrative around it.
he is defacto a dead man on borrowed time.

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$1 less

No, because it is fake, your friend is a retard.

Into the training center, yes.

That pic is funny af when trying to read the Russian text as it should be pronounced with Cyrillic

that is why GDP and GDP-per-capita comparisons are retarded

Buchi 2

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Bros why diesel is now 2 euros per litre? Weren't we supposed to crush Putin and not ourselves?

Seems true Russian news confirmed it

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he's probably not in kiev

going by the polish posters on Any Forums, i'm sure they will be seeking these guys out to suck their dicks.

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Forgot to post this gem immediately, shills tongue my anus

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>footage of the fight yesterday
twitter.com/DI_Ukraine/status/1499443606314270720
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1499673089646415872

>ukie claim to capture today
twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1499779605082816512

Why cant Russia make a gas deal agreement with us

that doesnt make sense

Hey bro

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>pls help

No

they are not retarded you compare
PPP for lifed experience but in absolute terms
for international strength and economic power

>new photo from the Ghost of Kiev
How did you manage to capture this elusive pilot user? You have my respect

Ahem. The sign looks real.

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What would Russia gain from trading with us, kek

Kino

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Yeah, can't find anything on them
Either fake or internal phones

This was already debunked

>EVRYTHING IS MY JAPANESE COMIC WOMEN XXDD

Looks fake as fuck. They would never call Azov "a nationalistic battalion". *But it's true anyway I trust our supreme commander and support the troops.

After his death there would be fakes that's he's still alive and fighting in the frontlines, or that he died in the combat like a hero.

so, GM cant lobby your gov to increase the fuel subsidies?

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When should we expect the landings in Odessa to commence?

I just had fill my car, 85.96 euro, 9795,23 rubles. Thanks Nato and my cancer government taxes.

So this faggot confirms that he's arming civilians and sending them to death just so he can start WW3.

Hostomel is held by Russia, so that footage is old or misrepresented

Why doesn't this faggot just surrender?

Gostomel is literally Indian burial ground tier now. Their claims of victories there amounted to 1k dead russians an we've yet to see one, including one of the Kadyrov's generals.