>The Russians have invaded your elevator
What will you do?
The Russians have invaded your elevator
Ayden Walker
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Noah Richardson
set my laser to "gay ribbons"
Brandon Thompson
Shoot them
Zachary Jenkins
Remember... no russian
Angel Lewis
Lock elevator in position and loop annoying concierge music shit
John Long
hit the buttons for all the floors before getting off. That will be a victory for justice
Robert Davis
Cut the rope in the shaft and hear the screams of the russian men as they fall to their death.
David Allen
Strip naked. If they think I am crazy, I'll just blend into their enviornment.
Jacob Gomez
step in, rip a fart, strike a match, allu akbar!
Eli Ward
Take out the 0.7l bottle of Russian Standard from fridge and put it on the table with 11 shot glasses.
Andrew Davis
kek
Charles Baker
dangerously based
Bentley Kelly
[GESAFFELSTEIN INTENSIFIES]
Michael Torres
Crashing this elevator...
Xavier Peterson
Flip the breaker and go on vacation.
Charles Reyes
Is that Adidas gear?
Jackson Harris
Use the stairs and sage slide threads.
Jeremiah Nelson
Why destroy a perfectly good elevator?
William Hernandez
They break open the doors and crawl outta there (unironically modern elevators have metal "aprons" about 1.5m tall so you can crawl out of there even if it's stuck half the way through).
Owen Edwards
BBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP
Ryan Sullivan
>Day 16
>Finally figure out at what part it loops
>This is it
>Kill self
Easton Jackson
was going to post this.. i'd play them säkkijärven polkka on repeat till death
Zachary Stewart
Ma boyy
Benjamin Flores
Go out of the building from the stairs while they go up and then lock the door and leave
Tyler Edwards
Consume world-news from Chinese sources, it is pro-Russia and Confucian, it is much better. Here is a list of links to get you started.
Most countries not buying the anti-Russia narrative:
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Anti-China news source in west, supchina
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Chinese festival to worship confucius.
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Indian netizens support Russia
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Western sanctions against Russia toothless
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Xinhua interesting too
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Good morning sirs have a glorious day, remember to eat breakfast and dinner.
Xavier Brown
>What will you do?
Join him an kill filthy Jewkrainians.
Isaac Turner
>Remember: No AZOV
Noah Gonzalez
yeah, there are only 500$ worth of ruskie in elevator in that pic, according to the days rate.
Ian James
THIS THIS FUCKING THIS
Connor Stewart
Use stairs
Jordan Nguyen
>Your uber order is almost here give your driver some time to leave it at your door
Julian Morris
take the stairs
Connor Ward
im assuming someone put the elevator into maintenance mode and they have no control?
I would put it on a up/down cycle. make it go up, and then go down all day.
some older elevators with purely mechanical systems you can make the car bounce by hitting up and down really fast.
try getting some sleep now fuckers
Kevin Diaz
Im confused...even though many Americans are dumb, even retards know to take stairs in the event of an emergency. War is no exception...you are are a sitting duck in a tin can.
You foreigners really are fucking dumb.
Hudson Jackson
Russian Military aesthetic is not bad. It is all puffy and green and contrasts nicely to the tight and beige American loo.
Jace Harris
Spread my dogs pussy wide.
Sebastian Long
Demand who pissed in it.
Jaxson Barnes
Hope it was made in China.
Carter Hall