This can't be real

> The Mossatriarchy previously reported that the consecration of missiles began in 1998. Since then, almost all Russian missiles have been sanctified there, including "Satan"
Imagine sanctifying nukes

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Imagine not

You dont have to imagine it ukraine bro, youre about to be enlightened by the real thing

The church in Russia is state run. If you are actually Ukrainian it's mind boggling you don't understand that as your state runs the church too.

Russia Will Win

Imagine making anti-russian threads on Any Forums while your country is being invaded. Why didn't you make the cut for the actual military?

sounds pretty W40k. God, Russia is a shithole.

Holy Nukes!

The west has everything that is not saint neither good

Imagine launching a nuke without sanctifying it first. Newfags. And it's not called "satan" in Russian.

>imagine not appeasing the Death-Strike launcher machine-spirit

"sacred santan missile blessed with holy corpse water"

what chaos faction is russia under the control of right now?

>Imagine sanctifying nukes
Imagine sanctifying nuke named "Satan"....

R-36M was produced under the GRAU designations 15A14 and 15A18 and was given the NATO reporting name SS-18 Satan.

The moment Putin launches a single nuke his own country is going to get removed from the map.

Ah yes they must appease the machine spirit with the correct prayer and sacred unguince. You wouldn't wish to supplicat the favor of such a fiery spirit without first demonstrating your deep and profound respect would you?

They are praying for them to never be used you dumb retard and "Satan" is NATO reporting name, the Russians don't call them that.

lol so is yours you fucking idiot

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Satan is the NATO reporting name for it, shitskin.

Moron.

Moron.

Finally.

nurgle - check, tzeentch - check, khorne - more or less, slaanesh - more or less. chaos undivided i'd say

Yes. And?