I am a man, AMA

I am a man, AMA
I will answer honestly to any and all questions about the male nature.

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Is it true that males use the b*throom??

I see what you did there

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DILATE

NOW YOURE A MAN
A MANNY MANNY MAN
A MAN MAN MAN
YOU ARE NOW A MAN
YOURE A MAAAAAAN

post benis with timestamp or gtfo

when was the last time you had a sit down wee?

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you know the drill, dick or gtfo

What is the weirdest thing you've stuck up your asshole?
Answer honestly faggot

Good thread, as a woman I have so many questions. First though I will need to see your penis to confirm that you are, in fact, a man.

Am I being trolled?

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YWNBAM
post tits or gtfo

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YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN UNLESS YOU FACE YOUR FEARS AND ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR DECISIONS

Which one are you user?
I already know you're a chad but ask anyways

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kek

Yesterday. Am I gay now?

why are men horny all the time?

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Will you ever be a woman?

No. It's a defamation campaign designed to portray men as filthy and primal.

You will never be a woman but instead a man amongst men

Hello, based department?

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You will never be a man.

when you have toast with your eggs do you prefer butter or jam

I sit down to pee all the time, who gives a shit?

WHY ARE SO MANY MEN CUTTING THEIR GENITALS AND SAYING THAT THEY'RE WOMEN AND NOT MEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Best reproduction strategy for men is to fuck anyone they can. It's hardwired.

Alright. Same question for you than in here user.
State your opinion on Ukraine invasion fag. Is Putin doing a justified assault based on his country's defense due to a potential NATO-Ukraine danger or he's full of shit according to you?

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best lescó recepcie?

butter

It's the result of low social status and porn addiction. In desperation they try to use unusual strategies to get more attention and sex.

the god of men is the women

Bowing the knee to women for marriage
>kneeling in worship to his god
spending ridiculous amounts of money on a ring
>may my god be pleased with my expensive offering
various "pick up lines"
>if I pray this way surely my god will hear me
all the kinds of simping and self-deprecation
>the man lowers himself to less than human in hopes to please his god by his "humility"
young men make elaborate signs asking for a date, to go to prom, etc
>attempting to please his god with a beautiful display

I could go on and on. why do men worship females?

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