/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #628

>US Senator Lindsay Graham just called for Putin's assassination
>There was just a live streamed battle at a nuclear power plant (the largest in Europe) and the plant was on fire. The fire has now been put out. Full details on the situation are unclear at the moment. Zelensky just spoke with Biden and Boris Johnson about it.
>Multiple websites and internet services are blocked in Russia, including the Apple App Store and Google Play
>A convoy of Russian forces is trying to reach the largest nuclear power plant in Europe. Heavy fighting reported.
>Telecoms blackout in Sumy Oblast
>Peace talks ended, no resolution reached but they agreed on humanitarian corridors
>Putin spoke. Said everything is going according to plan. Also claimed a General died.
>An amphibious assault on Odessa could be coming soon
>Mariupol is isolated but under Ukrainian control. Under heavy shelling.
>Russians claim Kherson is under their control. Ukrainian military says it's not, but there is heavy fighting taking place. US officials also deny it's under Russian control and say it's "too soon" to say.
>Heavy fighting reported in Kharkiv and Mariupol
>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Russian army captured Chernobyl
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked

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ABSOLUTE HAPPENING: RUSSIA SWITCHING TO THE GOLD STANDARD
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Lord Retard is still alive

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>mfw no qt.π gf to be liberated
youtu.be/RbJfW6pyXak

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actually this post was pretty baste

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>This page doesn’t exist

STOP POSTING MONKE PUTIN RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I LOSE MY BONUS

Shot down SU-25 near Donetsk

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shutup and give banan

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seems related

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>A snapshot of the Russian economy: an investment expert goes live on air and says his current career trajectory is to work as "Santa Claus" and then drinks to the death of the stock market.
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Is this true?

>PLANNED
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Downed helicopter near Donetsk, supposedly trying to retrieve pilot of SU-25.

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It was early dawn in the morning and I am Chechnyan. We just finished the last checkpoint of clearing NATO dogs and doing a search and sweep.
I hear noises inside a small shed I go in alone, HANDS UP SUKA BLYET I yell. I see nobody but a young girl on the floor sitting on her mattress.
Nobody is here but me she whimpers. Whats your name I ask, she answers Anastasia (pretty name) in her quiet voice.
I take a look around and I look at her, she was beautiful ukranian girl maybe 19-20years old, big green eyes, long lightbrown hair,
a face like an angel with a pearshaped body.
I put my rifle away and i take off my tactical military vest, she looks at me and says only you please,
and she takes off her jeans and exposing her white thighs,
she takes off her panties as im taking my pants off and she lays down on the matress waiting for me to mount her.
I lay on top of her, her Ukraninan pussy felt very welcoming to my big Chechnyan cock. I started pumping as she raised her legs up,
her pretty little toes curled as she orgasmed and let out a big moan.
She looks me in the eyes and puts her arms around my neck and starts kissing me. I kiss her back.
After I was done I put my military gear back on.
What happens now, I'm scared she says as she looks up at me, I say its ok don't worry baby I will take care of you now.
I take off one of my dog tags and i put it around her neck, I am Sergeant Commander Magomedov Magomagomedov Chechnyan Spetnaz, nothing will happen to you,
you belong to me now and as long as my tag is around your neck everyone will know it, dont be scared ok sweetie, she nods agreeingly.

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>uhgcels

As we walk outside we see Russian helicopters and Migs flying above, tanks are rolling in and the Russian flag is being hoisted on top of the tallest building,
we have taken Jewkikepol Oblast. I look around I see plenty of other Ukranian girls wearing Chechnyan Russian dog tags we put them all on a truck
sending them back to Mother Russia, don't be scared you will be taken back to my main military base I have an apartment there you will be safe, I will see you shortly.
She leans out of the truck and gives me a kiss.

After we liberate most of NATO occupied Ukraine I fly back to homebase. I walk into my apartment and I see Anastasia is wearing high heels a house dress and
an apron cooking dinner, she rushes into my arms and kisses me, i see a tear in her eyes, she missed me a lot.
We have dinner and we watch TV she is sitting on my lap I play with her big Ukranian boobs as my hand goes inside her dress, soo soft.
She looks at me and she says I love you Magomedov, I say I love you too Anastasia.
Russia is on the news big gains all around NATO is playing blame games with eachother
and the Russian Flag is flying high, but this is just the beginning as the west has no idea what we have instore..

still afraid to show the flag of David in public eh, Vile Shlomo?

How do I deal with the immense hate I have for Poles?

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>RUSSIA ETERNALLY BTFO BY FAT TEXAN
What's your excuse, Putin cucks?
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>I won't comment on it because I don't want to believe it
opens fine for me, they eliminated GST on gold purchases

blacked.ua

Post based azov to trigger russian shills
youtu.be/iFFXBsEQ7SY

SEND THE NEXT WAVE

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That shows the USD gaining strength over the Ruble.

AZOV №1

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exactly

so from what I gathered, the general Russian population genuinely believes they are "liberating" eastern euro nations from the tyrannical USA? They really seem to be shocked to learn that all of these countries aren't friendly at all to Russian troops and state.
Do any of them even know NATO isn't "expanding", but all of the warsaw pact countries voted democratically to be allowed into NATO?
Is the Kremlin brainwashing this good?

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Killing grade A white breeders thats needed in the fight thats to come. Shame on Russia for this. Shame!

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Kek

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>In the village of Tetkino, Kursk region, an ammunition depot exploded.

youtu.be/CmAy0tMZGK4
Why does azov look more proffesional than vdv?

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>the general Russian population genuinely believes they are "liberating" eastern euro nations from the tyrannical USA
unfortunately yes
>Is the Kremlin brainwashing this good?
very. streamable.com/ckm1b9

Wdym? The ukranian govt unilaterally modified the provisions on the Minsk agreement and Zelensky refused to meet the other side because he straight up didn't recognise them as signatories, he said it was Russia (which even though is true, is a violation of the letter of the law, where the signatories where clearly stated). Add to this the lack of implementation of autonomy to the regions. Again, you can argue sematics, but Ukraine did back down from that agreement on the gamble of getting a better one.

8 years practice

>was: precise strikes at military targets. liberators. denazifiers
>now: muh nazi jews seething about some shitty commi blocks bombed and civilians killed haha. they all faggots and jews anyway who cares lmao

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>If only you knew how bananas everything really is

>the general Russian population genuinely believes they are "liberating" eastern euro nations from the tyrannical USA?
Much of the population is against the war too. Wether it’s due to economical or political reasons.

They're not switching to a gold standard, but it would make sense that they have to start using gold to barter since no one wants rub for goods anymore.

edit goes hard ngl

Jewish financed muppits

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10576255/Ukraine-President-Volodymyr-Zelensky-survives-three-assassination-attempts-past-week.html
>One group that reportedly tried to kill him was the shadowy Wagner Group - which has 400 members located in Kyiv as they infiltrated Ukraine with a 24-name 'kill list'
>They were foiled by subversive anti-war members within Russia’s Federal Security Service (FSB) - the successor to the KGB - who alerted Ukraine officials
>The other group was Chechen, which are elite soldiers a part of the Russian National Guard and are known for their brutal tactics

oh wow, zelensky got real lucky and managed to survive from these ghost assassins

old people are extremely susceptible to propaganda so they swallow it. so are uneducated bumpkins.
anyone under 40-50 likely knows they're fed bullshit but it's pretty damn dangerous to go against gubmint in russia. few people care enough about the issue to risk getting gulag'd.

what they did is remove gst from gold purchases, I'm not competent enough in forex to say how exactly this affects Russia, but would assume capital flight is now easier
118.9 now
>Xi financed chink

All of this doesn't mean that Putin's retarded crusade is any way justified. The crisis could've been prevented in a trillion different ways, and now we have the worst outcome for all the involved, a broken impoverished nation is forced to go through a conflict that will only make it worse off for the forseable future. It's just crazy to simplify it on a "Putin bad" narrative, where it's clearly a more complex issue than that.

>AZOV №1
Over-hyped. You trannies have a gay crush on them don't you?

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nazi blocks, retard

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Russians doing what they do best - liberating

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>investment expert
>Looks poor as fuck
Doubt

kek I'm Ukrainian, just posted it to piss some shills off

do you think ivans didn't try to kill zelensky?

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>400 battle-hardened secret chechen spetsnaz elite über soldiers with unlimited support from GRU using new top secret russian technology have stealthily infiltrated Kiev trying to kill Zelensky but he defeated them all in hand-to-hand combat while waving the Ukrainian flag and singing the national anthem

Sometimes I wonder whether journalists actually believe their own bullshit

>crisis could've been prevented
Thinking jewtin was trying to prevent crisis.Retarded or naive?

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Fucking hell, none of the pharmacies near me have Iodine in stock. Well, if anything happens, I'll get to experience S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 early.

>cnn
>There was information from people that I personally know
yeah, sounds very believable

>whether
weather*

you can get iodine from drinking urine

you have to admit ukrainian girls are pretty hot. I see the refugees in my town every day and the girls are like alll 8 out of 10

JAPAN COMPANY SUSPENDS SHIPMENTS TO RUSSIA

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Sooooo once we capture Ukraine and Moldova as leaked on Lukashenko's map is it mean that the next target is Constantinople? The NATO is useless and wont help them obviously

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Ofc a Brit would know that, you drink piss disguised as tea on the daily.

To be fair, it's all perfectly withing ruski MO.

I knew a couple of them, all were hot. Total sluts after a couple of drinks though. Only good for one night stands, never date one.

In Austria Iodine pills have been completzely sold out in the entire country since beginning of the week. Luckily the government is as paranoid as the population and they keep huge stockpiles. The only question is whether they can hand them out fast enough in case of happenings.

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He livestreamed a bit earlier, booking a train ticket out of Kharkov.

>DAY 9
>STILL NO AIR SUPERIORITY
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Old photo from an airshow. The pilot ejected safely. Don't fall for ukie propaganda

They were comforting the soldiers.

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Proof?

I heard they stuffed him into the mobile crematorium but he managed to escape.

can't park there m8

damn I can't believe I fell for that

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That’s a SU-25

It is su25

>Ukrainian
>Tranny Asov groppie
You are the reason for all this SHTF situation kek

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you just KNOW

Poll: 82% of Ukrainians believe in victory against Russia.

Source: Survey by Gradus research company

Z!

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>Don't fall for ukie propaganda
this. any information that comes out on twitter and from ukrainians should be taken with grain of salt

List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Viral video of Russian jet exploding over Kiev was in fact a Ukranian Su-27
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)
- Russian attack on Holocaust memorial was an attack on a communications tower nearby

Absolutely. You want a banan now?

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UN IS GOING TO FORCE RUSSIA TO STOP THE INVASION

IT'S OVER

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Lads what are all those Blackhawks at the NATO eastern borders in Poland and Romania doing all the time? I keep seeing them appear and disappear from ADSB for days now.. DUKE49 especially.

Wtf I don't want to go to war with people who look like this.

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>mom it is now my turn to post it
yawn

>meanwhile on indian news
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No it isn't you faggot

I hope for you that Putin sees this post when he comes for us next. We're gonna be good little lapdogs, just like good old YYA times.

>NOO YOU CANT HAVE MILITARY NEXT TO A WAR ZONE

Dilating "brit" olgino tranny. Niggers you never learn

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Yes it is. Don't swallow kike propaganda