/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #209

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>Zaporizhzhia NPP is occupied by the Russian Federation
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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twitter.com/i/status/1499414118402596868
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization
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youtu.be/Khgs6HIH11o
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/986301/Human_Augmentation_SIP_access2.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=6Cwi0pkhoSE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>DPR Troops absolutely destroy Ukraine forces /ugh/ seething
youtube.com/watch?v=WTJlhclLISA

>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
files.catbox.moe/z7ra97.mp4

>Ukrops playing Doom
files.catbox.moe/o1yjvr.mp4

>TA ЗA ЩOOOOOO?
files.catbox.moe/mzik8d.mp4

>Hard Bass
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4 (New)

>Buhanka Sited
files.catbox.moe/ur7mcd.mp4

>Fat Conductor loses his shit
files.catbox.moe/et51ql.mp4 (New)

>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
z.zz.fo/CBdBI.mp4

>Chechen rosgvardia Zombie troops showing off captured equipment
files.catbox.moe/0lbtbq.mp4

>Ukraine retakes Hostomel airport
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>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4

>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
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>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid.
files.catbox.moe/o0k2gp.mp4
files.catbox.moe/mfyx38.mp4

>War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
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>AZOV Soldier captured
files.catbox.moe/95fxxs.mp4

>Russian troop movements in the Kiev oblast
files.catbox.moe/h6zww2.mp4 (Kino)

>Russian BTRs near Kherson
files.catbox.moe/psklg2.mp4

>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s
files.catbox.moe/du13z7.mp4 (Comm chatter)

>An airstrike by Russian planes in Odessa on an artillery depot.
z.zz.fo/2jSkG.mp4

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/qblzb8.mp4
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Nothing ever happens

ZZZZZZZZ

It's pretty funny how badly Putin's fucked this up

only total annihilation by nuclear bombs

the mayor of Nikolaev has been making selfie videos for the entire war, taunting the russians

they are fairly close to being taken over now. The city is mildly important, if you are trying to connect the landbridge all the way to Odessa you pretty much have to take it, and it has a big port

The mayor is also asian looking and has the surname "kim"

korean ukrainian?

the absolute state of the "German" military

twitter.com/i/status/1499414118402596868

Chunny keeps the glowies and normies away

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Fuck Russia and fuck Serbia

Does anyone have a recent map?

Post /comfy/.

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when are the russians landing in odessa? they were bombing it yesterday..

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I know you are all Russian shill/bots so I will make this quick
Fuck Russia you guys are gay

>Day 9
>Kiev is still standing
>suffering heavy losses
>own economy nuked
>whole world is against you
>coup soon

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I mean, anyone who goes against it get merked

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Can we shut down the NPP we just took? Should we?

anti glownigger repellent

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So are you an incel because you're a pedophile or a pedophile because you're an incel?

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USEFUL INFO
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_Economic_Union
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization

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Reminder to post young women to keep redditors and glowies away. Blessed thread.

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peep the cunny

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They didn't bomb the plant. Do you think the russians are retarded and want to blow up the plant when Russia is near it and half of Russia could die too from the radiation cloud? They didn't hit the plant with missiles, that is the lie I was complaining about. Yes they shouldn't have attacked the plant with anything because fires could damage the cooling system of the plant and could be dangerous. I agree on that. But the thing is that in the normie news they are saying that flares are missiles. That was my point.

>files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
wtf is wrong with them

kek

Holy shit Ukraine got fucked up ahahahaha better luck next time >>>/uhg/

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C for Comfy

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Checked and idk

Please post more Kuro and Illya, thank you

>On 25 November 2020, President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky appointed Kim as the Governor of Mykolaiv Oblast.[5]

he's also only been governor since late November

His choices were either accepting globohomo hegemony and being ousted or throw a big party and still get ousted. He picked the most entertaining path at least

checked and no
based based based
Any FOOTAGE?

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I don't know, they are fucking wig nat animals.

Abandoned and destroyed ukie gear
files.catbox.moe/ri3m0d.mp4

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at the top

Join total cunny krieg

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based post video

Thank you for admitting your nation will lose the war

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>mayor of Nikolaev
Better be preaparing his anus right now, ruaf is dangerously close

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Checked and yeah I guess

>OMG LOOK AT THE SKY IS THA-

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>Guys Russia will save the west from degeneracy

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Better pics

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no u

Where at?

cockhol sisters......
not like this....

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comfy sea view shelling:
youtu.be/Khgs6HIH11o

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LOOK!

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>The State Duma adopted a law on criminal punishment for fakes about the actions of the Russian armed forces. Let's briefly explain what this means:

>If you write in a social network, telegram, in general chats, something about the victims, the number of those killed or captured, about the bombing of residential areas, etc, and russian Ministry of Defense and the official state media do not confirm this, this will be regarded as knowingly false information, for which a fine of 700 thousand to 1.5 million rubles is provided, or up to 3 years in prison. And in the current situation, fines to get off, most likely, will not work.

>For calls to prevent the use of Russian troops to protect the interests of Russia, maintain peace and security, or for discrediting such use (if earlier during the year the violator was brought to administrative responsibility for this) - a fine from 100 thousand to 300 thousand rubles or up to 3 years in colonies. If you write "military change your mind!", this will also be qualified as "discreditation".

>And if such calls for obstruction or such discrediting resulted in grave consequences - a fine from 300,000 to 1 million rubles or up to 5 years in prison.

>Calls for sanctions against Russia will be punished with a fine of up to 500 thousand rubles or up to 3 years in prison, if they have already been brought to administrative responsibility for this.
we are officially Iran or North Korea tier shithole

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Hopefully it will go better than your current blitzkrieg

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Volnovakha

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on it

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Someone was talking about Britain and Russia being enemies historically in a previous thread and there seemed to be some confusion so I'ma explain in case those anons are still around.

Historically Britain has had a very fluid diplomatic attitude towards Europe, because Britain benefits the most from disunited and weak European powers. Any power in Europe gaining too much power would become an actual threat to Britain, but as long as they squabble between themselves Britain can always support the underdog and build coalitions to put the larger threat in their place.
The only long lasting relationships I can think of are, a long term bad relationship with the French(although of course this can be quite fluid as well, since we were their allies for the 20th century), a frenship with Portugal(this seems to have been lost to time sadly, not sure if many people in Britain know about it anymore) and the dutch region (Never going to grow large on their own, under threat from French and Germans so useful for keeping those two in check).

Continental powers had far more rigid, although not completely, diplomatic stances excluding extreme circumstances. Generally this comes down to weakening their neighbors, so they would regularly support the enemies of their neighbours. For example the French, they want a weak central Europe so they benefit from outer powers like Poland and the Ottomans being strong.

Although most of this stuff doesn't apply in the modern day anymore. But Britain has never been a "historical enemy" of the Russians we simply sometimes benefited from being at war with them sometimes benefited from helping them.

He should have stopped at Luhansk and Donetsk. Would have faced no resistance, stunned Europe, terrified the US, could have demanded anything he wanted.
Instead he massively overplayed, fucked up the future of everyone in Russia, and the world is laughing at him.

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Zaporozhskaja NPP is being doused. The reactors are offline and safe.

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I CANT LEAVE

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It's the only way to deal with the lying west

>Hey guys, look! I'm a glownigger!

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The fact he's lasted this long is proof this war isn't going great for those who want to kill him

kek

>>War Crimes
>files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
>files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
>files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

shieeeet
thats actually hard to watch
all I wanted was the world to turn to dust in a matter of milliseconds

GG Ukraine, I think this sanctions will last 1 week

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Reminder to not reply to shills, but to quote what they say in your post. This way you wont give them (you)s but you get (you)s

example:
>Guys Russia will save the west from degeneracy

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Mfw cunny

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Can you stop destroying Europe for 1 second? No? Thought so.

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anybody remembers the name of the anime with the maou with long black hair and the girls that likes getting spanked

I CAN'T SEETHE

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Again the ZNPP

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Keep sucking that tranny cock NPC

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It's Lyiv, bigot

Hoping they cut your internet next you pedo kikes are a really something else

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No more peremogas

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>only Donbass militias are posting stuff
it's not fair, we are missing out on all the real war kino

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Right. (You)'s only for comfy

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assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/986301/Human_Augmentation_SIP_access2.pdf

youtube.com/watch?v=6Cwi0pkhoSE

>Hoping they cut your internet next you pedo kikes are a really something else

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it doesn't affect "the lying west" in any capacity

What am I missing from Soviet Invasion bingo?:

>50 minute history rant on state TV before the invasion begins
>Stalingrad cannon fodder rushes
>nuclear power plant firefights halted just before reactor meltdowns
>40 year old tanks and apcs battling
>Anti Tank Missiles everywhere
>NATO countries backing out of intervention but offering social media support instead
>meme UN meetings
>Western sanctions
>Poland bantering ruskies from behind article 5 protection

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>I CANT BREEVE
ftfy

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>attack offices where Ukies are shooting from
>OMG RUSSIA WANT TO BLOW UP A NUCLEAR PLANT THEY ARE ATTACKING THE REACTORS
I hate western media so much it's unreal

Czech did the same...I expect similar bullshit everywhere soon.

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>ZA VD- ACK!

Russia lessening their demands

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I think I'll move in here from /uhg/
I'll take cunny over offtopic goreposting any day

BROS

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Good morning, sirs.

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Most importantly they wont get paid.

We're saving Europe user, from
>insert current rising power
It's in all of your best interests I promise.

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wtf with this uniform

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Happy digging anons, some diamonds in it.

>I CANT BREEVE
>ftfy

Still losing the war

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Did jannies nuke /shillhg/ or is this another reddit raid?

What we do when they glow?

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>Goals will not be achieved militarily

Seriously, cut off the fucking power.

>hoholfi.
Where the fuck do you even find these shill sites?

trans lives are worth a pack of seeds

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Let me guess:
>5,000 more hats

This is why my stance has always been
>always do the opposite of what the Eternal Anglo says

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Good morning, cunny kings

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why are discord trannies raiding these threads all of a sudden

They are getting here too ...
Quite annoying and new fag-ish.
Most of us where 12 when the isis started making those videos, some ivan killed in action wont affect anybody

These are the kind of coping mechanisms that you teach to retarded children that are getting bullied lol
There are no safe spaces when Ukraine brings the pain lolololol

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>I CAN'T KEEV

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haha

Ukraine is losing again.

Love from Kazakhstan.

/Ukraine sHill General/ is constantly raiding us since their thread is boring and all their agencies issue them all the same talking points, so there's nothing to discuss.

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>files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
subhuman ukranian azov niggers crucifying Russian civilians from Donbas
thankfully now they are getting killed by DPR soldiers proving that God does exist and that justice will finally come

Good morning!

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