/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #207

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>Zaporizhzhia NPP is occupied by the Russian Federation
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4 (embed))
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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files.catbox.moe/arh5xg.mp4
youtu.be/61-PXrbs4MA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_Economic_Union
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization
youtube.com/watch?v=YbBU06irWT8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
files.catbox.moe/z7ra97.mp4

>Ukrops playing Doom
files.catbox.moe/o1yjvr.mp4

>TA ЗA ЩOOOOOO?
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>Hard Bass
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4 (New)

>Buhanka Sited
files.catbox.moe/ur7mcd.mp4

>Fat Conductor loses his shit
files.catbox.moe/et51ql.mp4 (New)

>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
z.zz.fo/CBdBI.mp4

>Chechen rosgvardia Zombie troops showing off captured equipment
files.catbox.moe/0lbtbq.mp4

>Ukraine retakes Hostomel airport (allegedly)
files.catbox.moe/b3bqe3.webm

>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4

>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid in the Kharkov oblast
files.catbox.moe/o0k2gp.mp4

>More footage of RU humanitarian aid delivery to Genichesk
files.catbox.moe/mfyx38.mp4 (kerosene oblast)

>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
files.catbox.moe/m9yq5l.mp4

>War Crimes 1
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4

>War Crimes 2
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4

>War Crimes 3
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

>AZOV Soldier captured
files.catbox.moe/95fxxs.mp4

>Russian troop movements in the Kiev oblast
files.catbox.moe/h6zww2.mp4 (Kino)

>Russian BTRs near Kherson
files.catbox.moe/psklg2.mp4

>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s
files.catbox.moe/du13z7.mp4 (Comm chatter)

>An airstrike by Russian planes in Odessa on an artillery depot.
z.zz.fo/2jSkG.mp4

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/qblzb8.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zrjvcm.mp4
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1st for fuck everything

Ukrops should stop meatshielding for Jewlenskyy and just hand him over to the Russkies.
youtu.be/61-PXrbs4MA

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>just got a nice gf again after 5 years
>ww3 happens

great.

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>Day 9
>Kiev is still standing
>suffering heavy losses
>own economy nuked
>whole world is against you
>coup soon

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KeK you mad lad

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Make Russia great again.

Novichock feels like weak shit, literally fucking Navalny shruggged it off. So has some bum ex-spy and his daughter.

Thanks baker.

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whats stopping you from shagging her in the apocalypse?

You're such good a baker OP I think you'd cook 6 million breadloafs in 4 years

thank you for your service

>oy vey why isn't our propaganda working?

Are the hoholinas arriving in your country hot?
Im really disapointed, they are not as hot as I thought

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then fuck her like this is last day of the world
i guess it's win/win condition

>Russia has exhausted most of its operational reserves, claims Ukraine
>The Ukraine military claims that Russia has exhausted most of its operational reserves in trying to capture Kyiv, and is now getting backups from other divisions.

R-R-RUSSIABROS
WW-W-W-WE'RE NOT WINNING?

Posting kots despite the ban.

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>bake

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Back from jacking off to children?

Poolish girs>hoholinas tbfh famalam

Cannot BELIEVE Russian cats were targeted.

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Let me be EXPLICITLY CLEAR here

The nuclear plant is an absolute NONSTARTER

You CANNOT cause a criticality event by bombing or breaching reactor cores. You will only make a glorified dirty bomb

You WILL NOT see a Chernobyl 2.0 unless Ukrainians are dumb enough to operate nuclear reactors that are immediately under assault and lose cooling. Even IF they lose cooling it will take time to reach criticality like that IF they don't scram the reactors. Days to get there.

Operating those reactors under an assault is as reckless, if not more than, as bombing it

Bombing reactor cores will only dissipate the fissile material into a dirty radioactive cloud. That fissile material HAS to be in close proximity to cause a criticality event like CNPP

How is the war going? Has the jew backstabbed the hohols yet?

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Guess I'll never get to play Stalker 2

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>The Ukraine military claims
KeK

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>got to show my tits

women moment

we did it heckin plebbit

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they're, uh, dark-skinned than i expected

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we lost
i unironically can see the army of ukies in moscow

They're not even attacking Kiev.

>unless Ukrainians are dumb enough to
Oh no...

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may hohols suffer a gruesome death.

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The convoy arriving to Kiev

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They also claim to have captured moscow russia BTFO

heh

To all who are in the Ukraine, or who are about to go there:
The Globohomo is going to manufacture another Holocaust using you as fodder. They want to create a Hitler out of Putin, and this is how they are going to do it. You will be slaughtered not by Russians, but by Western powers and their soldiers. The news media will go along with the narrative, they already are. Lie after lie after lie we have seen since this began. Soon, the blood will start to flow, and they will lie about that too.

You need to get out, and you need to stay away. They are going to do this. Lindsay Graham called on the assassination of Putin so he will look good five years from now, when the world recoils at what Putin and his forces "did." Imagine if a politician called for Hitler's assassination before WWII, how he would be a historic hero today.
I don't want this to happen, and I pray it does not, but we know how they are. Zelensky has begun the chaos by handing out weapons to anybody and everybody. Roving gangs of Ukrainians are already beginning to shoot innocent civilians. Media sources are being blacked out across the globe. The build-up to the Holocaust took years, and there were many "incidents" along the way. This is the same play-book.
Please heed my words. They need an enemy, they need a rallying point, because they are losing us. This will be it.

LEAVE UKRAINE.
DON'T GO TO UKRAINE.
SAVE PROOF OF MEDIA LIES.
KNOW THEIR GAME.

the jew has successfully flanked all 8 sides and stabbed them all

The hulk is murdering Putin!!!!!!!!

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USEFUL INFO
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_Economic_Union
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization

The above links should give anons a better idea of the various tools Russia has to deal with Ukraine after this is over.

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....russiabros...not like this....not... like...this...lol

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supposedly her boyfriend put her up to it, and women should do as told. for once, not a woman moment.

posting nudes of your gf is immensely cucked though

this gif makes me mad

That sub is a goldmine of keks. Posting has slowed though down since Russia said it would treat them as criminals.

fox news yesterday said it is time for zelensky to flee
zelensky was delusional tonight saying to end it all
some holhol telegram spread that russia would deepfake a surrender
of zelensky

so I don't think the zelensky regime makes it another week

>youtube.com/watch?v=YbBU06irWT8

It seems they can't stop winning amirite?
>the ukrainian military claims
oh...