Beetlejuice Has The Biggest Dick In Chicago

The Italians are seething. Time to stroke one out for Chris Columbus.
>Nonetheless, on the Zoom call the Defendants proceeded to berate and defame Plaintiff by saying to Plaintiff and General Counsel Timothy King "you dicks, what the fuck were you thinking? You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians, what you are doing, you are out there measuring your dicks with the Italians seeing whose got the biggest dick, you are out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago Police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot. My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago.”
twitter.com/royalpratt/status/1499367993888972800?s=21

Attached: 0E9FA517-F3DC-4C30-92F2-7E3E3AD50BB1.jpg (1086x1022, 231.75K)

Attached: DEB69911-BD35-4CC1-9150-D03176A596B8.jpg (1170x1382, 238.64K)

Attached: 68CFE1D0-79A9-429D-8F47-286F514564B0.jpg (1170x1872, 345.09K)

>elect a nigger
>not even a nigger pushing nigger agendas
>just a batshit fucking crazy crackhead
Chicago, folks.

congrats user your post actually made me chuckle mission achieved.

>biggest dick in Chicago

She’s probably right. Got that big black bulldyke clit energy going on.

i believe her bros

Attached: pepe-nervous.gif (493x498, 1.35M)

She's so fucking creepy, I am scared

I don't doubt it

>outspoken lesbian
>obsessed with traditional masculine portrayals and exhibitions of power, phallocentric thinking
like clockwork.

For once a MSM headline I believe.

Attached: proxy-image (1).jpg (640x426, 56.24K)

Chicagoan here
Both choices were so bad I didn't even vote
Ask me whatever you will

Attached: literalchicagobears.jpg (526x726, 85.6K)

Did you compare dick sizes with Lori Bigdick? Is what she says true?

Bump
This shit is beyond corrupt
Not that anyone gives a fuck
the US is Brazil 2.0

She once went on a tirade against a man for pissing on her toilet seat, when it was shown on film that not only did he not even enter her house, but Lori ayylmaofoot actually pissed on his limo

Crack cocaine. Drugs of some kind. Doesn't matter remember Marion Berry? Re-elected bcuz: "He speaks like me! Dats meuh! DATS MEUH!!!!" *hooting and howling and burning the city down while tweaking*

how life in a nigger warzone?

this timeline keeps getting more and more absurd

Attached: 1568507175741.jpg (480x385, 13.93K)

If true, that's literally Africa-tier.

>Hello. Follow me. This is your ruptured anus.

Attached: oddysee.jpg (600x595, 302.64K)

You are in fucking Uruguay what the fuck you got to be scared of? I live here.

When was the last time you had Vito and Nicks pizza?

I know. Surprised that ZOG couldn’t find a better stooge.

Muh dikk muhfukka 4kvaa

Can you grab me a chicken fried chicken from Dove's?

hi ed

c-could she also be an alien? Like that alien in the UN?

Attached: 1646258793970.jpg (850x850, 128.37K)

Tbf her clit is prob enormous.

It may very well be. I'll be honest because I didn't care about the electoral candidates I ended up not caring about the mayor as a whole and just hear about it in the news every now and then whenever it does or says something and that's all I know
Well I hear booms every now and then
Never had either, for me it's Connie's pizza
What's doves? My go-to fried chicken has always been popeyes

Who the fuck is Ed? I don't know any Eds.

>Nigger
>Muh, dick!
Surprise, surprise....