/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General 202

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>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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twitter.com/Rogozin/status/1498903566135832577
twitter.com/xxNB65/status/1499460157952053270
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/chug/bros, it's gonna be alright files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4

Trumps wife soon to be enemy of the state, she will be raped with a pork sausage as per regulations at gitmo. That is all

>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
files.catbox.moe/z7ra97.mp4

>Ukrops playing Doom
files.catbox.moe/o1yjvr.mp4

>TA ЗA ЩOOOOOO?
files.catbox.moe/mzik8d.mp4

>Hard Bass
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4 (New)

>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
z.zz.fo/CBdBI.mp4

>Chechen rosgvardia Zombie troops showing off captured equipment
files.catbox.moe/0lbtbq.mp4

>Ukraine retakes Hostomel airport (allegedly)
files.catbox.moe/b3bqe3.webm

>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4

>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid in the Kharkov oblast
files.catbox.moe/o0k2gp.mp4

>More footage of RU humanitarian aid delivery to Genichesk
files.catbox.moe/mfyx38.mp4 (kerosene oblast)

>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
files.catbox.moe/m9yq5l.mp4

>War Crimes 1
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4

>War Crimes 2
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4

>War Crimes 3
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

>AZOV Soldier captured
files.catbox.moe/95fxxs.mp4

>Russian troop movements in the Kiev oblast
files.catbox.moe/h6zww2.mp4 (Kino)

>Russian BTRs near Kherson
files.catbox.moe/psklg2.mp4

>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s
files.catbox.moe/du13z7.mp4 (Comm chatter)

>Aftermath of a shelling in Kharkov
litter.catbox.moe/ol1b7f.mp4

>Sirens and rare skirmishes in Energodar
z.zz.fo/FKl3u.mp4 (Kerosene Oblast)

>An airstrike by Russian planes in Odessa on an artillery depot.
z.zz.fo/2jSkG.mp4

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/qblzb8.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zrjvcm.mp4

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I hope the fighting stops soon.

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Thank you sir

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Nothing is probably going to happen today due to snowfall

how many redditors do you guys think are actually going?

good job keeping this updated king

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>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
files.catbox.moe/m9yq5l.mp4

zero

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What is the joke here? This is like those meaningless boomer memes that have dozens of references for no reason, but it's made by a millennial.

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>when does the jewbird munch Keev?

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>woke up
>kiev still hasn't fallen
Life is shit

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I hope the cunnyposting never stops.

call putin tell him to nuke it.

lots I hope

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1

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Just how can you stop it? She has you pinned.

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is Odessa kill? So tired of shills. . .

Why do Putin holding back on killing hohols? If he hadn't, Ukraine would have been annexed completely a few days ago

Burger bros can you bring back orange man next time? I don't care who rules but at least he was fun compared to a guy who always dreams about ice cream. Also he made reddit seethe at him and muh ruski hackers

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added to under Heading
>Hard Bass.

Rus took Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant.
The assault was livestreamed.

Their elections aren't legit anymore. The stats were too wonky.

No

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story behind this? I keep seeing it and it's kinda wholesome.

Putin is taking the entirety of the Ukraine and then circling back around to Kiev like Titus did with Jerusalem

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I haven't seen a Ukraine flag since then.

Lindsay chickenhawk Graham just ensured this thing is going to drag out for months by threatening to coup Putler didn’t he

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Better ask how many will return

Reminder

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>Pidor

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Olga the Great, Vldaimir the Great, baptism of Rus.

Christains, that is your true line. Warriors and kings.

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Not enough

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>files.catbox.moe/z7ra97.mp4
That's a lot of swear words for someone who sounds 9. It ain't just blyat

Cringe delivery, which one of you ordered cringe?

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Did this tranny actually post real proof tho? That pic could be in backyard. I hope they really go in good numbers tho.

When do you get conscripted bro?
Don't forget your sunflower seeds.

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Cuck mentality straight up. You must realize that if you want to win you have to fight, and so far it seems like they want to win, so they fight. Every man given a rifle is one more man with a rifle. If that leads to increased civilian casualties then so be it. Trying to win against a superior enemy is never going to be easy, cheap, or pleasant. It fucking sucks, but that is the price of victory.

Reminder: the International Cat Federation has BANNED all Russian cat owners and (by extension) Russian cats. This is clearly manipulation to remove Kefir. No matter your opinions on this meaningless war, all cat loving people must rally around Kefir.

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check

True.

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we tried but they threw our votes into the garbage bins

>Pidor
Sounds like

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It's a mission from MW2 where russians invade the US and they put Buchankas in it and something about hiding the casualties. The joke is
>hahaha ruskies are losing putler btfo

I don't think he is coming back bro, he catch them red handed

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Blame China for bankrolling the steal in 2020.

>holding back
Just trying to minimize loses. Clearing by artillery > clearing by infantry. Cockholes saying that there are many loses, but they are fighting with themselves. Armed "civilians" doesnt recognize ukrainian army and other armed "civilians" which results in fighting among them.

It is unfortunate that my grandfathers lost. But I am glad and proud that they fought, and they fought well.

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Karelia is good shit. I'm not sure what your point is.

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somebody said that it means faggot :D

He's just going to get shot not live out his rape fantasy.

map: date unknown

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>that flag
>that horrid post
fugg u polan >:( my eyes hurt nao

To be fair, this is probably one of us.

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anyone with a spine is going to fight for their country if invaded, we all have our pride.

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And then they take pictures of the corpses and wrecks pretending they're Russian losses..

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KeK

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The real war was the karma they gained along the way.

my sides

Nah, I went to that users reddit profile they haven't even left yet. They are looking for translators.

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AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING CRINGE POLAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My grandfather was from there.

>what's your point
Russians don't care about losses but Putin already got 10 times more territory with 10 times fewer losses

Is the logo on the baseball hat from starwars?

Sadly the ukrainian mod stated they'd only accept conscripts with actual training and experience so 99% will get turned down at the border.

Okay. this has to be someone trolling, right?
...right?

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hopefully that fucking faggot didn't, but we will have to see. If any politician is smart they will denounce what he said but the only fucking thing these stupid faggots in D.C. can agree on is fucking this up further. Just further proof all them deserve a minecrafting.

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Then media should shut up since no one care about casualties, huh
Let's just level entire cities.

Does this picture depict some wrecks that've been lying around since 2014 in LPR/DPR?

There's arguably a lot rust, the tree branches look too intact for there to have been explosions on the road, the road itself is too clean, the civilians act as if they've been part of the surrounding for some time.

was for

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thanks russobro

>Karelia is good shit
Swamps and moskitoes. Many swamps and fucking swarms of moskitoes. And a lot of edible mushrooms too.

enemy of my enemy is vladimir

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So what's going to happen when they actually reopen the exchange? Is waiting just gonna make the sudden snap worse?

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I truly hope not. I hope this is real and it brought friends. Please do us the courtesy of making sure there's just enough left to forensically identify them as men. Bit of pelvis or such should be enough.

fuck, forgot pic

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>pidor

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Not so much

pretty sure it's fake

is the date indicated on this map? please tell

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lol

*Psssst* its winter in Ukraine.

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they'll probably let those ones in eventually, probably in like 1-2 days from now

oh yeah russians are famous for not fighting when its cold

Got it, and yeah going there without knowing the language is retarded, even with a translator. Good luck in combat.

probably not, kek.

Another reason to ground Ukraine.

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Nothing ever happens

Bottom right 03.03

it says right there 03 03 2022

I have to ask every ukrainian nationalist that celebrated the demise of the USSR and torn down every Lenin statue
>IS IT WORTH IT TO DESTROY YOUR INDUSTRY IN EXCHANGE TO BECOME A COUNTRY FILLED OF PROSTITUTION AND HAVE SUPPORT FROM WESTERN DEGENERATES?

I don't know if this polish dude is trolling me or serious

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People aren't discussing the actual war. Are they in a stalemate?

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The burger doctrine

I tried to shop together the most incoherent and autistic possible thing.

Think this would pass as legit?

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cute ritsu

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It's yesterday date. End of the day i guess.

is this real? LOL

The ruble is doing better than a few days ago. It probably won't be any worse than when it was last open.

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>melitopol fallen
thats a huge step

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So... whats the diff between you guys and /uhg/?

Are you incapable of reading numbers and making simple deductions on your own?

We also renaming LPR to LDPR since it's where true blue yellow Ukrainians are

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Cloudberries too. I live in a Northern Garbage Swamp, I love it. I'll accept that the mosquitoes are fucking garbage though.

holy shit, send it

nice digits
pretty good

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Russia's continuously advancing and taking cities only a matter of time before the entirety of the Ukrainian military and government is overrun

We're not as gay.

>wake up
>NPP on fire few hundred km away
>mfw

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>that reply

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Russia is crushing it but methodically.

It's early morning in yurop

>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
>files.catbox.moe/m9yq5l.mp4
What is this propaganda? lmao. See how vatniks lie about concert attendance and their guitar skills? What else do they like about, hmmm? Jubilant my ass.

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Those retards are attacking Russian infrastructure, and now Russia has called that an act of war.

pastebin.com/0n6cAVyd

Just today:

twitter.com/Rogozin/status/1498903566135832577
twitter.com/xxNB65/status/1499460157952053270

>i'm not a warmonger
>but
>we need war!

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I thought the Ruble stabilized because of the emergency measures and because they literally can't interact with the market atm.

Cunny posting

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>Twitter and facebook blocked.
Oh no...