/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #200

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>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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old.reddit.com/user/WithUkraine
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558
youtube.com/c/Taskandpurpose/videos
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4snzy/comment/hz0jb0a/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty
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First for Kyiev

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The context for bridge pic?

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Based argie bakerbro

Did our fucking politician just compare Putin to Caesar?

WHAT THE FUCK?
BASED?

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JANNIES ARE SUBHUMAN TRASH QUIT BANNING ME
DROP THE NUKES ALREADY RUSSIA

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The video of the Indian guy interviewing the panel was a big mix up. The two guys were labeled wrong, that's why he got the names confused

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Reddit has glowies? Damn the feds aren't sending their best these days.

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>accelerate and purge

a compliment of the highest order if indeed true

Putin is going to ...
He wants to ...
He might ...
He may ...
He would ...
If he did this, then...
If he did that, then...
He will ...


This is news today.

CE

Say it with me: impotent twitter fapping.

FUCK U AMERICAN PIG

honestly it's more fun for me to be antagonistic in /uhg/ than for me to post with like minded individuals here

i guess i'm just addicted to disagreeing with people

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Brand new, built by Chinese contractors.

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hey, /chugs, if putin goes bananas and biden's dementia starts working overtime and they both launch nukes at every part of the world, how would you spend your last five minutes?

I'd phone my parents to tell them I love them

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"Accidentally" bombs holocaust memorial
Kek

>Being compared to Caesar
You're slipping, nigger, but pretty based comparison

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>they are becoming more and more demoralized
Does Vaush really?
Since when has anyone on Any Forums changed their minds on anything ever?

Post Strela-chan and her adventures

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I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

I'd try to fuck my hot boss.

List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far: 3/2/22
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)
- Babi Yar Holocaust Memorial was not hit or damaged by a Russian missile

outsourcing assassination is fiscally prudent. also graham is a dirty faggot.

Zneed

i would think heavily about how all the fags and minorities will die as well knowing that when i perish there will be no fags or niggers on the planet left.

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I hate faggots more

Our OP isn't being updated. It turned out the memorial wasn't even hit at all.

fucking kek
is that okay propose killing a person in west civilized world?

im gonna tell you a secret, meme flag duck
neither of them have the ability to use nuclear weapons at their sole discretion, that would be the dumbest thing imaginable

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Need an actual Moldovan opinion. Seen tons of videos on tiktok of hohols going literal rape nigger monkey in your country can someone confirm?

>Antony has words
youtube.com/watch?v=0bi1PvXCbr8

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Caesar, the man who ushered in the imperial system that reinvigorated the corrupt Roman republic that was realized by his successor Augustus? What glowing praise for both Putin and Mdenev.

this guy is a literal homosexual right? 66 years old, unmarried, no kids. looks like a child and the man molesting him at the same time.

How many Ukrainian troops have been encircled by the Russians at Mariupol?

>Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch
Can I get a more detailed rundown on that event? I keep seeing people spread it like it's true.

I'll spend it with my 2d waifu.

What is the truth about the nuclear reactor being hit?

Yes.

text my mom that I love her and then go masturbate furiously

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Will Putin take banana within the next five days?

Absolutely. All of those high-femme republicans are closeted queers.

based

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sadly it is hohol fakenews

I once changed my mind about democracy. That was a long time ago though.

We just do it, we don't say it

Our politicians have gone retarded

Neocon whose career was originally founded on being an evangelist, so absolutely.

The feds there are probably just trying to keep the volunteers from going and getting killed or captured.

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Just got in for the day. Anyone posted the updated China map for today's progress?

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The schizo thread has me freaking out. What's all this about the dot?

I'd play mahjong online one last time.

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To prevent assassination Putin should sync the launch button to his heartbeat. If his heart stops beating the nukes are launched.

The Machete Option

Yes, only difference now is how nonchalant they are about it
Does putin send spies to the us for assasination too? Would be cool if they got a taste of their own medicine

that's a man

i'd contemplate the situation

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Continue about my life as normal. They won't nuke NZ, and the fallout that does float down here might give me mutant powers

Also admitting that Ukraine doesn't have a fightiing chance.
It's like these normies actually can see through the propaganda, or know it's soulless, but are just cowards.
Which kinda worse than ignorance.

POST RUSSIAN KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=EsvZ3vcf1mU

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DONT TELL ME THIS IS REAL

>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
Fuck me I thought OP meant Mariupol, why are they so similarly named?

They have given me the nick name "Pycker of Lviv"

I slaved away the last 5 years of my life working 2 jobs and daytrading during toilet breaks to finally afford a house in this overpriced shithole. If nukes start flying i wish i just played vidya instead

I agree with Putin's strategy of taking out the Kiev psyops people. The amount of faggotry in this thread has decreased markedly in only a few short days.

Nothing. This reactor isn't some fragile thing.

lets openly create an existential threat to the government with the world's largest stockpile of nuclear weapons!
what could go wrong?

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Please tell me that post is real and link it to me

We watched the entire assault live.
No reactor was hit.

rape

nah, just excruciating bone and blood cancers

The media is lying and desperate for NATO intervention

So North Korea has Dennis Rodman
Russia has Steven Seagal
Who else has rogue diplomats?

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Z btw Z all the way!

Fuck that, russians are wrong and evil. I pray for Ukraine. May god strike down Putin

cant be real

Nigger

Meh anything but American Standard gauge isn't real trains

jannies arent human
they should be hung alongside zelensky
more energy to russia to end ukraine
more energy to zelensky to decide to reject every peace proposal and choose to fight to the end

can anyone redpill me on whether the ukrainians really sniped a russian general?

Just try to bring with me every great memory I can think of and call my parents telling them I love them all so much

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2ch posts fake text message from russian soldier saying 'i don't know why we're here, no one tells us anything' etc,
at un, a printout of the text message screenshot from 2ch is on the whiteboard

this is from memory I don't remember the details of the text cuz it's in cyrillic

>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
what?

Ukrainian Nuclear Authority already confirmed it's not in use right now, but there are fuel rods in storage there.

>fuck off pedo
>they've dubbed me Pidor!

>I'd play mahjong online one last time.

Same fellow Nyanner

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watching him yelling at a guy from The Ron Paul Institute that apparently wanted boots on the ground brought a smile to my face
just about every single account that's like word_word_XXXX is a shill or DoD it seems, most only a few days to weeks old

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look at the tree's it's fake as shit

THE BOIPUSSI OF KYIV

Give it to me straight chugbros. Current situation. No cope, no optimism. If we assume the wost case, is russia fucking up?
Or we still got this?

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If you think you say graphite you are delusional!

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>you destroy your life for your fetishist mental illness
>leave your echo chamber for the first time
>people you're sacrificing yourself for see that you're obviously a man and give you a man's name

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Male or female? It doesn't matter, still built for big chechen cock.

Please nuke NZ I hate Poe and bald kike like you wouldn't believe

why?
none of this is our problem republican fren

The Peter-licker of Lveev

POST RUSSIAN KINO
youtu.be/nnFhgoMnpeI

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Read my bible

grorious china has jet ree

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>no pronouns in plate carrier
yes it's fake

you're missing the one from a few hours ago about the world ending radiation leak that required a no-fly-zone

Post has already been deleted.

old.reddit.com/user/WithUkraine

1. That's fake
2. Pidor = faggot

Fap one last time.

Yeah, just say goodbye to everyone. Then listen to some Pink Floyd.

absolute banger

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The ukrainian "internet fighting" forces posted a fake chat screenshot on 2ch, where "russian soldier" texted to his mom that he afraid and doesnt want to be there.

are those american species? are you a tree autist?

Its not about pedro
pidor means fag

It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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>It's real
>captcha G4XXD

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you don't get.
"pidor" is literally faggot

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lol

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Can you write the entry? I will add it.

1. aw im retarded
2. fuck, what could have been

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great success

>Pidor
In here we would call him Ben Chong.

kek

we got this
shills mad
they have to bring all the shills out because they are getting btfo
this is just start of russian victory. russian victory will continue after annexation
zelensky is forcing that situation Lol

>I feel we have grown... too familiar

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russia is waiting to resupply/ get its lower mileage equipment to the front lines.

this channel had some videos that made sense, not an expert here. youtube.com/c/Taskandpurpose/videos

You mean this?

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info on the ground is too low, just wait a few hours or TWO MORE DAYS

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Russian forces not even tryed to storm Kyiev, they are just encircling it.

They're didn't block anything. I assume Roskomnadzor is doing some shit to multiple sites.

Let's dispel this fiction that user doesn't know what we'd be doing, user knows exactly was we'd be doing.

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no admittedly it could be legit my bad

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>still... too familiar

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Dang what happened to my boy Jet

rather he sees himself as the incompetent
senators which were hated while cesar was loved

so, any good larpers wanna make free money?

reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4snzy/comment/hz0jb0a/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

This is Pieder's patreon

you forget
> Multiculturalism

It means a faggot. It is derived from pederast.

>It is better... not quite adequate however

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If you kill your enemies they win.

Yep, and there was like 3 or 4 different screenshots.

Russia is jobbing so hard I can't defend it anymore.

>da... this is gud

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wider

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Based and more accurate than words we use.

I'd call him Isev Kawntol

>chad meeting in progress

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Sad, many such cases

pedarest seems close to pedophile am I getting that correct?>

Thanks user, I love it.

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youtu.be/VQ7lKPSUc2g
Wide enough?

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Is this from Donbass? Are those rebels? I have never seen a cam net in the Russian army

IIRC, unknown and still unconfirmed at this point due to:
>FOW
>ukies spamming fake news in a bid to win the socmed war
Maybe there was already an update, idk.

Trumps wife soon to be enemy of the state, she will be raped with a pork sausage as per regulations at gitmo. That is all

>Zelensky Blyat Blyat
files.catbox.moe/z7ra97.mp4

>Ukrops playing Doom
files.catbox.moe/o1yjvr.mp4

>TA ЗA ЩOOOOOO?
files.catbox.moe/mzik8d.mp4

>Hard Bass
files.catbox.moe/doez5b.mp4 (New)

>The troops of Russia and the People's Militia of the LPR met in Novoaydar.
z.zz.fo/CBdBI.mp4

>Chechen rosgvardia Zombie troops showing off captured equipment
files.catbox.moe/0lbtbq.mp4

>Ukraine retakes Hostomel airport (allegedly)
files.catbox.moe/b3bqe3.webm

>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4

>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid in the Kharkov oblast
files.catbox.moe/o0k2gp.mp4

>More footage of RU humanitarian aid delivery to Genichesk
files.catbox.moe/mfyx38.mp4 (kerosene oblast)

>Russian playing guitar to jubilant crowd
files.catbox.moe/m9yq5l.mp4

>War Crimes 1
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4

>War Crimes 2
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4

>War Crimes 3
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

>AZOV Soldier captured
files.catbox.moe/95fxxs.mp4

>Russian troop movements in the Kiev oblast
files.catbox.moe/h6zww2.mp4 (Kino)

>Russian BTRs near Kherson
files.catbox.moe/psklg2.mp4

>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s
files.catbox.moe/du13z7.mp4 (Comm chatter)

>Aftermath of a shelling in Kharkov
litter.catbox.moe/ol1b7f.mp4

>Sirens and rare skirmishes in Energodar
z.zz.fo/FKl3u.mp4 (Kerosene Oblast)

>An airstrike by Russian planes in Odessa on an artillery depot.
z.zz.fo/2jSkG.mp4

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/qblzb8.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zrjvcm.mp4

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their pussies are moist
faggots hate putin
seethe

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty

He was gonna do a thumbs up

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Deciduous trees don't look like that in March you dumb mutt

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.50 cents have been deposited in your account.

Pederast has an apprenticeship or political connotation, pedophiles are usually just rapists

ughh Ukraibros..

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you bake next

remove the holocast stuff as it turned out to be alie please

Pederast is a word that has been in use for many centuries and applies specifically to faggots who fuck young boys.

Pedophile is a word that was made up in the 1870s as part of the left attack on the patriarchy and family formation.

I'd just laugh and keep laughing some more.

And then think of a way to get me some iodine pills.

Beer and cigarettes.

Which

twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1498498439130370049?s=20&t=5gK7AXfuBqFQ1zED8gbWUA

The head of Dagestan, Sergei Melikov, expressed condolences to the family of a Russian officer and a native of the republic, Nurmagomed Gadzhimagomedov, who died during a special operation in Ukraine. He blew himself up with a grenade surrounded by Ukrainian soldiers.

Putin has named him an official Hero of Russia, equivalent to Hero of the Soviet Union.

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>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
in the OP

The (((memorial))) wasn't hit at all.

'Tis just jews jewing their own.

Second Chechen War-tier. As in, shit is fucked but Russia will succeed. East of Kiev is going great, Chernihov is a catastrophe, Bucha/Irpin is a catastrophe.

>Can you pass the salt

>the one on the left

Wkwkwkwkwkwkwk

What the fuck is up with historically illiterate burgers saying Russia supporting Donbass is akin to Mexico invading Texas? Do those retards not know what history class taught them about how the REPUBLIC OF TEXAS was formed in the first place?