/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #622

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>US Senator Lindsay Graham just called for Putin's assassination
>There was just a live streamed battle at a nuclear power plant (the largest in Europe) and the plant is on fire. Unit 1 and 2 are apparently damaged. Zelensky just spoke with Biden about it.
>Multiple websites and internet services are blocked in Russia, including the Apple App Store and Google Play
>A convoy of Russian forces is trying to reach the largest nuclear power plant in Europe. Heavy fighting reported.
>Telecoms blackout in Sumy Oblast
>Peace talks ended, no resolution reached but they agreed on humanitarian corridors
>Putin spoke. Said everything is going according to plan. Also claimed a General died.
>An amphibious assault on Odessa could be coming soon
>Mariupol is isolated but under Ukrainian control. Under heavy shelling.
>Russians claim Kherson is under their control. Ukrainian military says it's not, but there is heavy fighting taking place. US officials also deny it's under Russian control and say it's "too soon" to say.
>Heavy fighting reported in Kharkiv and Mariupol
>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Russian army captured Chernobyl
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked

Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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Frequent objective analysis of the war: understandingwar.org/

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>‘Unit 1 and Unit 2 have damage’, plant spokesman Andrii Tuz just now on CNN.
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>‘Unit 1 and Unit 2 have damage’, plant spokesman Andrii Tuz just now on CNN.
twitter.com/rebelfd/status/1499580498825420801

>‘Unit 1 and Unit 2 have damage’, plant spokesman Andrii Tuz just now on CNN.
twitter.com/rebelfd/status/1499580498825420801

>Ukraine/Russia: Andrii Tuz, spokesperson for the Nuclear Power Plant live on the phone on CNN says “Please help us” “At any moment there could be a nuclear accident” “multiple fires” “Help us please”
twitter.com/TCG_CrisisRisks/status/1499579374210744323

CNN REPORTING
CNN REPORTING
CNN REPORTING

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Nothing ever happens

>Andrii Tuz, spokesperson for the Nuclear Power Plant live on the phone on CNN says “Please help us” “At any moment there could be a nuclear accident” “multiple fires” “Help us please”
He's delusional, get him out of here.

> BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

Web torrent of the full happening (up to stream having issues) up at btorrent.xyz/#193478ef9af0dd4e9d3f53c2ac32255e69859d84 , I have it on good authority that others will sneed

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This man is in shock, get him out.

If you say false flag you are banned buddy mmkay.

Good morning sirs

At what point should I shift from assuming things aren't as bad as mainstream news says to assuming it's way worse than mainstream news says?

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>IAEA puts its Incident and Emergency Centre (@IAEAIEC) in full 24/7 response mode due to serious situation at #Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant in #Ukraine.
twitter.com/iaeaorg/status/1499582507653681186

I want to get off this ride

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It’s a nothing burger

Roll

Gas the fags, Greater Syria no- er wrong year and thread.

>how to get virus 101

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COMRADE DYATLOV!!!!

Misinformation.

Nice, so a U.S sanator is allowed to call for the murder of foreign leaders.

>Ukraine/Russia: Reports the US Secretary of Energy has confirmed the US had activated its Nuclear Incident Response Team and is monitoring all events.
twitter.com/TCG_CrisisRisks/status/1499582619721211904

So will this be the war crime that justifies escalation?

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>Greater Syria
Reddit is the other way, sir

I wouldn't know how to do that through webtorrent of a matroska file, but I'm sure you'll teach me how

Rollin for SNEED

IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
>IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
>IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
>IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
>IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
>IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,
>IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE, IT'S OVER RUSSIA WILL LOSE,

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I MUST SNEEEEED

let's go

That's a complete lie.
We saw everything on the livestream.
Nothing was fired in the direction of, or anywhere near, the reactors.

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>Live stream for hours showing proof of RUS not shelling Nuclear facility
>Live Stream goes down, CNN Reports Nuclear facilities are blown up.
it's all so tiresome.

Man wouldn't it be poetic justice if there is a meltdown and Russia wins the war but all it gets out of it is a steaming radioactive desert.

>>US Senator Lindsay Graham just called for Putin's assassination

Fair play, Putin sent in a kill team after Paddington Bear.

oh this is awesome.

Holy shit, stop acting like we had a complete 360 degree view.

Can someone pour some gasoline there to help with the fire? About 5 tons should be enough

>Those names

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rolling

jet fuel can't melt nuclear reactors.

Dunno... I doubt that this smoke was normal. It would be cool if someone downloaded the video and took screens, though.

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Boris Johnson:

>I've just spoken to President @ZelenskyyUa about the gravely concerning situation at Zaporizhzhia nuclear power station.

>Russia must immediately cease its attack on the power station and allow unfettered access for emergency services to the plant.

twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1499582898927718412

metro 2033 proving to be poetic

That sounds like an opportunity for glownigger shenagains

Got it yet? On my end it says I uploaded 22 GBs by now, surely one of you can sneed by now. I don't know if it's just youtube processing, but the full stream still isn't available on the central's page, just 18 laggy minutes

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How long before the Ukrainians in the east are encircled?

NEED FOR SNEED

just two more weeks

Did they do a flanking maneuver to deliberately damage the reactors?

>what is the fog of war

CNN reports your a faggot

oh no no no no no no! russia you dun fucked up this time! WE NEED TO MAP POSIBLE WIND FALL OUT.

There were a couple shots that looked like some light shelling, i.e. a streak of light going down from a stupidly high angle that hit the administrative building following by explosion.
Didn't look to be anything absurdly powerful, however.

They're just liberally using the word 'blown up,' as indeed a couple office rooms got visited by boom.

during the stream, the cam went 360 multiple times. gtfo CIA faggot. you're glowing.

Whoever whacks Putin should get all those super yachts that got confiscated. Putin shills piss me off.

Putin “what nuclear reactor?”

2 more weeks

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Zelensky: HELP US!!1!
Biden: More sanctions?

>during the stream, the cam went 360 multiple times
It went 360 for 1 minute. Stop being a retard.

Some TOS1 were spotted getting moved into Ukraine. If Russia starts using fuel air explosives we're going to see some shit.

This is it, nothing serious will happen, but that's the exscuse to act for NATO. Allies are at risk.

sometimes I feel kinda bad that America is basically ceding the future of the planet to China with the retarded decisions of our leaders
but then I see something like this and realize nobody will miss the GAE

This is where you gang bang a bitch, and randomly dicks are stuck in her ears and cum shot into her eyes as an air raid system goes off in the backround.

I thought Nuclear plants "melted down"? Am I wrong in this? Why is the Nuclear plant being treated as if it's going to explode?

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That's not a reactor building. The reactors are lined up going that way away from the battle. The only one even in range was this one.

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>open thread
>0 Kiev in OP
saged and not coming back to this gay thread

Faggot.

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so true morocco bro

Putin’s prostrate is the size of an orange, he leaks since early February

Most pictures are him sitting down lately, because he does not want to show the huggies he’s wearing to catch 88 leaks //

Don't you have some kif to process?

>I thought Nuclear plants "melted down"?
Yes
>Why is the Nuclear plant being treated as if it's going to explode?
By retards I guess (the mainstream media?)

It only blows up if it's a shitty RBMK reactor, or if a missile/bomb/RPG does the blowing up part for it and spreads nuclear waste everywhere. But yes, you're correct, the plant is at no risk of randomly blowing up on its own terms.

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Does anyone else here:
>at home
>alone
>randomly
>scream SNEED
>scream SNEED into the void
Is it just me?

what happened to the chechens?

I am unironically in favor of World War 3. Let's fucking turn Russia and China into Fallout 5 and Fallout: New Moscow settings. I wish I was kidding, but we need this.

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What's the latest happoners?

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84 percent, ETA 23 minutes. One kid is watching shit on (((netflix))) and the other is on PS, so competition for the intertubes is high.

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I just sing "keep your rifle by your side" as I clean my rifle.

>NEXTA now reporting that Russian forces are preventing firefighting teams from entering into the building, again. Fire still continues to burn at a training facility on site.
twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1499586841334403072

They're crying like little bitches to Putin that they're not allowed to pillage, rape and level the urban hohol agglomeration.

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i am enjoying watching zelensky destroy ukraine
kino
i hope he keeps it up. ukraine shouldnt exist, i agree with him

Damn it, I knew American tubes were weak

woah thoes digits. Holy hell russians are fucking stupid.

>you would be doing your country and the world a great service.
No worries, everyone I know feels the same about needing a Brutus or a deadly Colonel Sanders in the U.S.A. to take out chickens such as Lindseed Graham Cracker and all the others in the U.S. Congress too.
But it never happens.
Because nothing ever happens.
If a nation full of schizo's who are fully armed wont take out their own American Bureaucrats who murder rob and destroy everything the public holds dear and loves, I am fairly certain that Putin, who rules in a Russian oligarchy that makes no bones nor lies about it being such, is fairly safe.
Because, Again, Nothing ever happens.

hope you don't mind Fallout 3 happening while we're at it

>What's the latest happoners?
nuke plant on the verge of exploding

How accurate is this nuclear plant stuff? What kind of sources we talking, what's the evidence?

No it wouldn't, not if it cause Ukraine their homeland, they did nothing wrong.

Now if the Russians try to launch their nukes but it wouldn't launch and goes off where it is instead...

>1PBTID
>Ukraine shouldn't exist

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keked

Russia won't deploy them until the absolute necessity demands it. Right now they would rather surround major cities and shell them to surrender. But if Kiev for instance doesn't fold they will send in the Chechens and Klitschko and Zelenskyy will be beheaded and their testicles will be shoved down their throat streamed live for the world to see.

Allahu Akhbar.

Is this going to be used as a reason for NATO involvement?

>BRITISH PM: PUTIN'S RECKLESS ACTIONS COULD DIRECTLY THREATEN THE SAFETY OF THE WHOLE OF EUROPE
twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1499587496874631170

>There was just a live streamed battle at a nuclear power plant (the largest in Europe) and the plant is on fire. Unit 1 and 2 are apparently damaged. Zelensky just spoke with Biden about it.
I MISSED THIS?!?!?!? AAAGGGHHHHB

it's literally office buildings. And knowing the Ukrops they will disguise soldiers in firefighter uniforms.

After they insinuated the same exact thing with the Chernobyl site. Seems there is a narrative in its birthing stages that has something to do with nuclear power.

God I love that song. "They'll have bombs and they'll have tanks cuz' they've got money in their banks..."