/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #194

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>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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Z

>Kyiev

when did india become so based
twitter.com/skbozphd/status/1499298691156705282

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What do the Z and V mean?

Z

Z

Is boiled bread a russian thing?

Z!

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thanks Russkie bro

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What’s with all the America hate, seemingly out of nowhere?

Z

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Do it with an F-117 and a Serb countrydickball.

Z

Nothing ever happens

What did he achieve by posting Z?

Based Zunny!

Ever heard of a bagel?

Jews/Faggots/Niggers/War mongers

biden...

What would be some funny places for a vandal to spraypaint Z boxes?

Our government is going to get us into a nuclear war. That's why.

>KNN HAS ALL YOUR STREAM NEEDS WITH THE MAX AMOUNT OF COMFY

>youtu.be/kLi5hlOv8iI

I just hate the democrat party.

No, what is that? Sounds Jewish

big pee pee energy

American politicians openly called for the death of Putin

on people's cars, mailboxes, commercial trucks

Z

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Thank you for your service, based Rusanon.

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KeK sure burger bro, out of nowhere

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hahahaha

Z

WTF DOES THIS MEAN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PUTIN

twitter.com/iaeaorg/status/1499582507653681186
twitter.com/iaeaorg/status/1499582507653681186

any bank

> America hate
> out of nowhere

SIR TAKE THE CHILL PILL SIR

>out of nowhere
Bait

I hate American Zionists not American people

In case you haven't noticed, our government is occupied.

>seemingly out of nowhere?
Are you new here?
Death to the great satan

>seemingly out of nowhere?
not sure you're aware, but in the last 60 years you've made a lot of enemies

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Congress

We are powering up the BUHANOCHKA by posting Z.

I hate Americans in general. All of them.

Watching this with seven nation army in the background is kinda cool

I don't hate Americans but hold fuck your government is cancer, something even Americans can agree on.

its cause you're the Great Satan

well not (You), the person behind the screen (unless you're a faggot, nigger, pedo, jew or government employee), but you, the nation state called the USA

I fucking despise america
disgusting culture that they spread around the world and decimated the entire middle east while supporting random wars in africa and causing a massive refugee crisis

So have things chilled because of humanitarian corridor talks?

Im fucking crying

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You elect your leaders and send your children to fight across the world
You are all guilty.

even me?

UHM BURGER BROS, IS... IS HE ALLOWED TO DO THIS?

I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO SPEAK ABOUT OUR COLORED REVO- ER I MEAN... OUR NATURALLY DEMOCRATIC PROCESS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES

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Thanks, Russo-baker.

I no longer have access to:
>RT.com
>Sputnik.com
>en.kremlin.ru
Where can I go now for Russian perspective?

Based.

e-even me bro?

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Occupied since 1865, from my perspective. But it’s really bad under jewry.

fpbp

IF MY IDEOLOGY CAN NOT RULE THE WORLD THEN AWAY WITH IT A SHOWER ATOM BOMBS UPON ITS SURFACE AND IN PLACE OF ITS MEANINGLESS CHATTER ABOUT LOVE AND PEACE THE SOUND OF THE WINDS OVER ITS RUINS

>out of nowhere

>>Russian forces have captured Zaporozhye NPP
Correct the OP. Russia withdrew so the fire could be put out.

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Your government was masonic in 1776.

Especially you, Satan.

como estan esta noche gueyes

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>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
Lies

ladybugs getting desperate

Easy way to slide threads here with infighting as Americans make up over a third of all traffic.

I get it, but some of us are okay, especially in the south.

And what about yours?

thanks user

Dangerously based

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Where did you hear this?

Laddos I need your help. Rebbitors to one side, /maga/tards to the other, I can only trust /chug/:

>Whos to blame for the Nuclear Plant Attack? What really happened? I missed it

Spasiva

>Where can I go now for Russian perspective?
Intel Slava Z on Telegram, they have pinned list of other non-globohomo perspectives too.

Lots of places I'd think.
Not that I would big tag the local bridges in my town, you know the state highway ones.
I definitely was thinking of tagging
> GOT V*AIDS?
just last week and deciding on spray paint, but liking the idea of a paint roller.
Definitely not that.

are you clinically retarded

the american masons went rogue

Where can I buy this?

tx user?

1 Z = 1 free vodka bottle appearing in your room the night the Russian flag flies over Kiev.

Good point

I feel that since Any Forums and 2chan have contributed so much to the happening, we owe ore forbearer a tribute. I dedicate this song to them.
youtube.com/watch?v=YVJ1xqd6ZJ8

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anywhere that does t shirt printing

Is that Nietzsche quote?

Sirs sorry sirs I got dhat confused please do not redeem sirs

>America hate
>out of nowhere

look at this newfag

jews did it

Where did you hear they had control of the plant? The stream ended with them entering their vehicles and withdrawing.

What so you mean who to blame?
There is a war one, there was a fight, the plant is fine.

They got the names of the people wrong.

>America hate
>out of nowhere
It's because American hohol sympathizers are getting on everyone's nerves.

Carolinas, you?

Based fucking Indians
>my sides are fuckign dfying
>I am Mr. McAdams
This is a fucking gold mine

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Savitri Devi the most based woman to ever live.

DFW, have a great weekend fren

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US gas prices are gonna skyrocket tomorrow.

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If the US/West dared to engage in a war, whether it be nukes or sending troops, etc, what are some things we could do to sabotage the US at home?

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who attacked it initially?

>out of nowhere
Hahahahahaha
You talk like your government isnt one of the most warhungry arrays of people to ever exist

Nice

>365020466

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rare pepes to free the isotopes from slavery in Zaporizhka

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You too! Awesome weather coming our way.

Facebook was down earlier, seems it may have returned. Twitter is broken for me, still. Doesn't load at all.

Hitler or Death

Make mee mee's

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Fucking Z also

For me?
30 years of anti-russian sentiment
30 years of NATO "enlargement policy"
30 years of brainwashing our youth into being pro-western drones

There was a time when we thought we could be allies in the early 90s.
But you made it obvious that you have no interest in Russia as an ally, only as another puppet state of yours.

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+1

what happened to the stream? Its not live?

Nobody really, the Ukies were defending and the Ruskies were attacking. It just happens that something caught fire in that fight.

Its already getting crazy here and its barely getting started

Glowie trying to bait people, don't fall for it

>Whos to blame for the Nuclear Plant Attack? What really happened? I missed it
hohols staged a falseflag by setting fire to the admin building so they can then moan to the international community about how le monke pootin is doing "nuclear terrorism"

basically the jew president and his hohol buddies know they're fugged and about to get the Z from Ivan so their only real hope is to get the w*stoids to impose a no fly zone over ukraine because attacking nuke power plants is a "threat to europe (according to boris johnson)"

tl;dr only hope of ukraine branch of ZOG staying in charge is escalating the conflict to ww3

take a chill pill sirs

Have some putllera

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BREAKING: Avenger of the Azov Sea, captain of Ukraine's flagship, single-handedly shoots down multiple Russian bombers in the span of only a few seconds!

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Hey wait a minute, I've seen this all this before....

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>seemingly out of nowhere

Imagine being this naive

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can't wait, bbq and summer dresses

Girls name is a fucking faggot. Who cares what he thinks,

Russkies I need a hoodie with this design get to work damn it

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Well for one, the plant itself wasn't attacked. All the damage was done to an administration building. The actual plant and reactor itself didn't suffer damage.

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everyone freaking out doesnt understand how these plants are structured. at least here in the states the regulations are so stringent that the whole thing could be set on fire, hit by a tornado, drowned in a tsunami, and still there would not be a meltdown.

I'm American, and I too hate America.

Weren't there reports that the fucking ukie niggers FLED to the power plant just so they can lose the russians or am I actually retarded

>out of nowhere.

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nigga you glow

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Shid thads breddy gud

The only thing to come out of this war is Russia will go back to being a 1970s economy the size of Finland and Ukraine bombed to stone age.
Winner? Probably the chinks.

I fucking love this old crazy cosmonaut he's too based

I need a buttplug with this design

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Have a cia project studying hardening power and communication grids against international attacks and make it look like a USAID project for nigger hurricane victims for much diversity

>open thread
>Kiev in the OP
finally found the non pozzed thread

lmoaaaaaaaaa

i don't even care anyway

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hey, /chugs, if putin goes bananas and biden's dementia starts working overtime and they both launch nukes at every part of the world, how would you spend your last five minutes?

I'd phone my parents to tell them I love them

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se re pudrio, se re pudriooooo

NOS PARAAAAMO RE DE MANOOOOOOOO

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marcos looks comped desu, much like trump. i dont think he's taking it seriously and has gifter vibes imo.
sara d seems could be based i hope she wins
nah like what i always say here youre conflating the west with our own experience. it is supposed to be like this. slow progress is good. sure filipinos are virtue signaling retards but at least you still have variety of opinion here. people just need better nationalist education to make better political decisions

Anyone else notice how enraged the Putinbots are? I guess they're still stuck at stage two.

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you need a dildo in general

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works on my burger machine

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OH NO NO NO BROS HOW'RE WE GONNA BE ABLE TO SEND SPY SATS NOW

There were I think, they hid deeper in the power plant to survive. Can't blame them when the spetnaz is around.

Compiled for other people to see.

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kek, fine - stay ruled by tranny kikesand nigs - you this this outpour support for Ukraine? this shit will never stop unless the gov falls on hard tims.

Welcome to the good side fren

It works for me, but kinda slow.

Russia abandoning conscripts.

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it means Brazil is full of peepee poopoo butt glue huffers so shut the fuck up and let the big boys take care of it

Chudbros we got too cocky...

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Holy checked.

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Canada kidnapping Russian tourists.

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Cars, trains, buses.

>They seem to like Japan sir lets VPN from there maybe say "Death to America" and try our new memes from our diversity hire

Not the russian conscripts who are literally the most retarded people in Russia

And next came the reports about said fleeing ukies having Grads.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-Swr_2A-D4Y
Action starts about 15 minutes in.
Rus armour in the middle of the road.
Office building on the right of picture.
Reactors out of sight on the left.

You are terrible at your job glowie. I hope they fire you.

sputniknews.com has been banned in some countries, not sputnik.news.

wtf you globohomo impostor
kill yourself nigger

rofl that's 1.5 billion people who think like this as well. No wonder the west have been losing their minds.

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Fucking hell that abomination would make me think the US just installed the first ever Russian puppet state

I get your point but common sense says stay completely away from those things to begin with


Yeah but this is Ukraine lmao

(Dead)
you act like this isn't my own reality lol