/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #193

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>Intense battle at Zaporozhye NPP seems to be over
>Facebook and Twitter blocked in Russia for those without VPN
>Russian forces have entered Kharkov and Energodar - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

we have never commited a single war crime

(You)
Frfr nocap

Nothing ever happens

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Good moooorniiiing

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CANADIAN GULAGS EXIST!
Canadians are kidnapping Russian civilians lmao.
twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1499538913588879363

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>Twitter and Reddit becomes their own undoing
Hope NATO shows them what a real nuclear explosion is like, right out their doorstep, stupid fucking cunts

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So, if Ukraine is already bitching about being irradiated, can we nuke it?
I mean they will blame us either way, so why not double down?

>glows

how long has the reactor been on fire? 10 mintues? 20? face it nothing ever happens /poltards/

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Бyхaнoчкa, эpoтикa ! !
Уyyyyooooooooooхххххххххххх

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1st for the total collapse of industrial society as we know it

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do we have confirmation for azov battalion
planning to build a dirty bomb?
only reason russia has to risk taking over the reactors

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'you can be anything' they said, so i became comfy

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Zelensky needs to assign his inexperienced, poorly equipped, and untrained mercenary force to frontline duty.

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twitter.com/OmarAlghabra/status/1499472158996803585

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evil pure evil

this general is really shit early in the morning

We’re not retarded, the only ones that think it’s going to happen are Twitter and Reddit

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Sure why not, with all the lies on social media they deserve it a this point

>Gary
Welcome back you old bastard

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Cockholes threats that they can overload and explode the NPP.

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Z

>Kyiv is pronounced as Kiev
>Kiev is pronounced as Kyiv
???

Very evil. The current cope right now is "we'll they're technically just holding the plane, not the people". So they're not kidnapping anyone, just not letting them go home.

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(You)
/chug personified

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Russian have already advanced to Voznesensk, incredible rate of advance over the last week no wonder Ukrops are screeching for a no fly zone.

Yes, redditor trannies and antifa basedmen first

Based

why nuke them? just say that zelynski and
azov battalion tried to create a dirty bomb

You should, because you are going to get blamed either way. Any single person dies of radiation sickness or poisoning... russia gets the blame.
Person dies of rad sickness in 3 days with no obvious symptoms? Won't be enough for the normies to figure it's bullshit any more than showing ukrainians shooting other ukrainians has changed their mind. You should strike first.

Good News Everybody! German Antifa is moving to Ukraine to join Ukrops, Germans politicians are saying there will be no legal issues to partake.
wochenblick.at/welt/auch-antifa-will-kaempfer-regierung-erlaubt-deutschen-in-den-ukraine-krieg-zu-ziehen/

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>we don't want those people in our country, they should stay in their shithole!
>t. Omar Alghabra from Canada

It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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When are the Granny platoons coming out?

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>He obviously doesn't care if he bankrupts his country with sanctions
Jfc that's some middle school bully-tier stuff
>Why are you hitting yourself?
>Why are you hitting yourself?
>All you had to do was to give me your lunch money, man

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Z

Someone post that chudface gif...

itis all propaganda, always
like jeanne d'arc with a mentally ill woman
who became a mascot

>Antifa
>Siding with neo Nazi
????

>ZOMG RUSSIANS ARE GOING TO BLOW UP THE REACTOR
>KEK IF RUSSIA DOESNT BEHAVE WERE GONNA NUKE OURSELVES INSTEAD
Absolute Autism Moment

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the balls

When its time for photoshoots

The western world's completely lost its mind. Too much soi and hormones. I hope Putin calls for an international tribunal after he's done hanging Zelensky.

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Epic.

she doesn't look smug enough

shouldnt have fucked with canada. Now russia will pay.

TATAKAE

I like all these people calling for nuclear war but will probably be the first ones out of the country when shit hits the fans just like all the niggers in Ukraine

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I hope this war escalates

Just another day in your average liberal™ democracy®.

she can't keep getting away with it

I see no way that Putin gets out of this alive.

It was a tossup when all he had to worry about was a bunch of murders losing their wealth because of his bumbling; but now that his army has attacked a nuclear power plant; he will be treated like the mad dog he has (for who knows what reason) turned into.

An action such as tonight cannot be tolerated by civilized society. It will be a race to see who gets to him first; his own people; or the rest of the world.

yeah they are real nice they will fly down here and try to ruin my life after the bombs drop.

WHAT'S HER NAME /CHUG/?

>Germans politicians are saying there will be no legal issues to partake.
Of course not. This way they get some internet brownie points and on top of that a chance of getting rid of the antifa trash if they get shot.

German greens, lefties and commies dont have a single atom of coherrency in their bodies

is it getting a lot of coverage in the Phillipines?

just look at her go

russia sets the standard for best and most
fair tribunals only nazis would deny that

Does anyone still have the vid of ukies blocking the road in front of Russian vehicles and screaming "ЗA ЩOOOOO!? ЭTO HAШA ЗEMЛЯ!"

I'm 99% sure that's a war crime

Z

>I see no way that Putin gets out of this alive.
american bias, there is no way putin will not win this

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its pure Ukraine shilling here

>first Ghost of Kiev
>now this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

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>and fighting against Russians that declaring to purge Ukraine from Nazis.

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lolwut

Everyone will blame Russia for that anyway.

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination

It's ok when we do it

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No ukranian will set foot in the Hague, that's not how the system works

oh nyoooooo

Russian counter sanctions are dropping, both announced and unannounced. Currently gas to Europe is cut off from at least one major route.

Russian Space Agency Chief: "Russia will stop deliveries of rocket engines to the US," adding "Let them fly into space on their broomsticks."

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Here you go
files.catbox.moe/mzik8d.mp4

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This is great. Is there version with audio?

amazing how quickly they change their mind on everything we had already been saying about foreigners not having the rights of citizens

show your flag

This is New, Russia advancing deep into Ukraines interior now.

surprisingly not a lot of people care though
did you watch the debates? most of them are neutral (at least for now)
fucking ping lacson thinks zelensky is a war hero what a moron

God damn it leafs, what does this accomplish?

Exquisitely based

that is against US law I think
or at the minimum against a standard rule
of international relations

Cringe. That sounds like something Hillary would say.

THE CHECHENS STORMED THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
unian.net/war/kadyrovcy-vorvalis-na-zaporozhskuyu-aes-idet-boy-novosti-donbassa-11728285.html

>I will not deface the skin of those who stood against nato
Ok. Basado.

This is the only one I've got.

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> President Putin's assassination
Which one?

Faeser, the foreign Minister has close antifa connections, so unlikely that they will be happy, more likely is that they have gone completely retarded and deluded.

>Same memeflag
>Same copypasta

Just filter

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What exactly is the source for the Russian advance east of Kiev? I thought they were just scouting parties, but this implies Russians now have an established corridor?

Like vans that much Ivan?

normies hate all russians now?

Susan stanko, built like a tanko.

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What are you going to do, confiscate all the matryoshka dolls you can get your hands on?

Pls don't enslave me Putin

There is more than 1 Putin? lol

PUSH THE BUTTON PUTIN
DO IT

i didn't watch any of it i don't even know who i'm voting for lol i don't care about local politics
i just spend all my day here

reminder that /uhg/ is a mod tranny sanctioned fed shithole

Its mocking this, but pretty sure its not actually Medvedevs tweet

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Since when have americans, especially american politicians, ever been held accountable?

Did you know america literally has a law that states they are allowed to invade the netherlands if one of their own is being tried for war crimes?

I like your reaction, abang. Seems there's still common sense in (South East) Asia.

Nice resistance fighter in cheap sweat pants, that will stop the based Russians

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it is a rothshild twitter quote switched around a bit

wtf I love Russia now

Russia and Ukraine MOD.

Z-chan.

quick translation please ivan?

based

Of course she calls mouths "pieholes". All the bitch can think about is food.

cute!

thanks

Bukhanka chan

the pic is so cringy just post a pic of dead ukrainians next time

Meanwhile, in Germany.

Enslave me Putin, bitte. I have been a bad boy, ja!

We might be witnessing the origin story of Dr. Chechnya

>One BTR blows it up
>The rest go around it

They will in Donbas

Do it
>Putin expires
>Trigger happy Medvedev takes power
>We get more wars as he wants to restore the old USST borders.

Sorry eh

This is literally me wtf

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Nigger

>morning

this has to be a fucking fake

scholarship.law.cornell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1289&context=cilj

"In the early fall of 1990, Air Force Chief of Staff General Michael
Dugan boasted that if war actually erupted between the United States
and Saddam Hussein's Iraq, American planes would probably target
Saddam, his family, and his mistress. When Secretary of Defense Richard Cheney learned of Dugan's boasting, he immediately fired him,
explaining to reporters that Dugan's comments constituted a potential
violation of the U.S. ban on assassinations. 2 D"

No idea. Who is even an artist? Someone from Any Forums? 2ch? Twitter?

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>ZA SHOOOO
>ZA SHOOOO guys?
>Dear civilians GTFO from the streets please
>ITSA OUR TOWN WE ARE UNARMED
>Yeah, it's yours, no arguing here, just clear the street please.
>GTFO THEN
"Za sho" means "what for?" as in "what are you shooting us for?" and is basically "DINDU NUFFIN" Khohol Edition.

twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1499574209567199235

Is there a Brutus in Russia? Is there a more successful Colonel Stauffenberg in the Russian military?

The only way this ends is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out.

You would be doing your country - and the world - a great service.

The only people who can fix this are the Russian people.

Easy to say, hard to do.

Unless you want to live in darkness for the rest of your life, be isolated from the rest of the world in abject poverty, and live in darkness you need to step up to the plate.

those would be effective if placed at random locations. clustered like that is useless, however Russians do need to exist vehicles to remove them

They're not very good at this whole 'defending muh nation'-meme.

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*not foreign, internal, I should go sleeping, see you towmorrow

Z

kino

Where is this nuclear reactor fire? Every video I have seen of it shows literally nothing.
More propaganda?

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exit*

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lol

They are kidnapping Russian Nationals now