They are on the phone right now. What do you guys think they are saying to eachother? lmao

What height are you really?

>im fine
>and you are fine
>we are both fine

they are most likely planning on having sex with a child

"So I'll be over in an hour to suck it. Want me to bring lube, too?"

Troops in Ukraine, NOW!!!!!

Just "sell" some American Air power to the hohols, "let" some pilots sign up as mercs, and "rent" some air bases from the Poles and this war will be over and Putin's body thrown down a mineshaft by Monday evening

Was there a sniper on the roof?

Nice memeflag, bot

>gib meth
>ok

zelensky is dancing, biden is shitting his diaper

>Eeyeeeuhh *cough* and uhh I remember my father used to tell me uhh Joe don't trust those commies

>This is just like heckin avengers!!!!

Fuckin boomer stumbling over a d min conversation over 30 mins while the powerplant goes critical. That's what is happening reddit.

Zelensky - do you think we can fool the Us to send us $800 billion to repair this Nuclear Power Plant
Biden- 10% for the big guy

>So, big Z, what’s your favorite kind of pudding, Jack?

Why no boom?!!!
AAAAA AAAAAA OOOOOk

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Biden is telling the faggot to kill the kids they're hiding at the plant so they dont talk

I’m in a conundrum because both sides are ruled by kikes.
Who should I pick Any Forumsros?

(((kike headquarters and nuclear material smuggling operation))) is under attack
QUICK, CALL SLEEPY JOE, THE (((CABAL))) IS IN DEEP SHIT

Release the call now

5min conversation

>no-fly zone
>lmao

"When will STALKER be released?"

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>Oy vey I need more goy blood"
>You are the famous african american baseball player

>good job killing all these white people by refusing to surrender
>Thanks Joe! I'll be sure to put in a good word for you with the elders
>See that's why i love you Iranians

So 80 Ukranian children, all boys.

Yes, 100,000,000 shekels in cash delivered to 13 Bethlehem Street, Tel Aviv my people will meet yours. Make sure my people dont skim any off the top or it comes from your share.

The land in Ukraine? What about it?

Biden is accepting all the child refugees and housing them in the White House

"We have a great love for the Iranian people and wish you luck in ... uh ... uhm ..."
*hangs up*

47.506209° 34.587922°

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Better be telling him to surrender enough is enough

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>HELLO JACK, IS THIS IRAN

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They’re sharing cross dressing stories.

>I'd like to order some chicken tendies

Zelensky is screaming for more anal lube while Biden sharts loudly and snores

>Cmon man
>Where am I?
>No, you called me and I'm not interested in a subscription.

this twitter account gets posted here everyday
?

>Well, the thing is he went a little funny.

>It's great that we are fine

They're both talking about their love for jew cock.

I can't imagine Biden's ((advisors)) will let him keep risking the economy like this. They're going to capitulate.

damn checked

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>Listen fat, I'm Jill Biden and I'm running for Senate of the United States

Just chill talking about the next Bilderberg meeting and laughing at plebs swallowing every single piece of propaganda.

Lol you fucking idiot. Russia has nukes in international waters off both coasts of the US

Probably trying to figure out how to manage damage control because this plant melting down would be likely one of the worst disasters of the 21st century in terms of overall effect and in terms of political fallout would make 9/11 look like a paper cut

>Let's go, Brandon!

“BLOW IT ZELENSKY YOU SHITTY PUPPET”
“Why master Biden?”
“It’ll definitively turn the world against Russia and give us precedent for invasion, then only the Chinese remain but we’ve been stirring up propaganda for that war for awhile now, after that we’ll be the most powerful nation on earth and no one can stand against our power, we will effectively rule the world muahahah”

Something like that

>Yah subarka perstieaka ruskies uavab
>Whaaat? I don't speak Ukranian

>biden on the phone
don't lie. biden is sleeping in his bed

Ummmm uhhhh you know the thing

>YOU FUCKING RETARD FAGGOT
>YOU COULDN'T EVEN BLOW UP ONE POWER PLANT?
>HOW ARE YOU SUCH A FUCK UP, WE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING

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That he needs to tongue his anus

>is that you, cornpop?

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Zelensky: can I surrender now?
Biden: no, just a few more MiC contracts to fulfill, we will be applying sanctions to the pet stores to prevent the arboreal tarantula imports into Russia, that will slow Putin down and will weaken his regime, hold on.

Biden is mumbling like a retard and Zelensky is pretending to understand him

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Something about the iranian people

Lost

>What do you guys think they are saying to eachother?
Just the usual rantings of a drunk man: twitter.com/gbazov/status/1499440059837296643

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>you got any more of those uhhh javelins?

>listen man, i dont know what kind of iranians you are but come on man, stop melting the ice cream

I just got off the phone with putin he said he's just about ready for the next phase, the plan is going along nicely

Fpbp

BREAKING NEWS: The phone call was intercepted. The world is saved

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wrong biden

>hello Mr Biden?
>h-hello? Nurse, there is a voice coming from this remote!

How much sleep you wager the poor bastard has had this week?

wtf both putin and z guy are manlets? is this why we should never let anyone shorter than 6 feet into leadershp roles

He is winning the minds and hearths of the uranians

>our plan is working

Retard joe is shitting his pants he can't even talk on the phone

>Operation Meltdown Bear proceeding as planned, Chief

>Please get extracted, we need you as a figurehead to run the #resistance.
>No.

>hahaha silly goyim
>send more children
>tell Vlad I said hi and good work

>The Russian shills are winning on Any Forums Mr Biden
>I need more Monkey post or it will be all over

>yknow ya gotta get tough
>ittssaa its… it’s like when I was in ‘bam
>and you had to do what you weren’t doing
>and uhh this poo-tin is a bad guy
>top of my class but he wasn’t
>yaaaa…justaaa….
>…..
>sorry sir but I can’t give you the planes for fear of exclalation

give planes and trained pilots

no

well, how about give planes and trained pilots

no

give two planes and trained pilots

no

give jyets.

no

jyets.yes.jyets. Tank You.

Thats like the most obvious ruskie drunkeness i ever saw.
>im your neighbor, why are yiu like this
Literally see this when alot of ruskies gather

>SEND THE PLANES OR I'LL GIVR THE MEDIA ALL THE DIRT I HAVE ON HUNTER

This tripping is in their blood it seems. Kek.

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CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=3OIgNBKhbZs&t=253s

biden: i shat myself

Huh.....hey was this owned by the power company that hunter biden was working with?

lmao, underrated

>Needing propaganda to hate the bugs

Thats how you start a war bud

Come on man, tell me what I can do for the Iranian people.

Just stay in Martha's Vineyard and enjoy it but call your folks down. It's over. The dollar and all man.