Its over

Russians are fucked...

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What's his job going to be?

sandbag

Fertilizer

providing oral sex for the soldiers. He's the perfect height.
Otherwise i dont think there's much he's able to.

Healing spells

The Human Torch.

did they just give him the biggest gun they could find as a joke? dude could be a cold killer with a 10/22 but he isn't gonna do shit with a 26" barrel 12 gauge

Little dude living his best life

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this one's for all my juggalos and juggalettes

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If I rub the leprechaun head will I get a good luck?

lmao a real life ratling

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haha reaally

Sad part is he'll probably be stepped on the second he sets foot outside.

insect division

The Midget of Mariupol

cannon fodder.

Decoy. He positions himself near military installations, disguised as a simple garden gnome - then when they least expect it, he goes ballistic and turns the Russian military into Chergnobyl

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In LOTRO dwarves can play the flute with their nose. So probably that

LMAOOO

Imagine him fly back 20 feet after he pulls the trigger.

mobile fleshlight

Special force, he can move without being see

The Russians' shins won't know what hit them

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whistling buoy in the black sea

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Oddjob.

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Someone will get killed trying to rescue him at some point. Selfish.

There's just no way he can shoulder that shotgun with those short arms. I bet the Ukrainians are having a fucking laugh. I hope they gave him 3" shells with slugs.

The calling him the dwarf of Donbas