>mom come pick me up there's men with tattoos here
Mom come pick me up there's men with tattoos here
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>I’m ex military
>Some men had tattoos so I went home
Kek
Did this retard think he was going to be able to take nights and weekends off? It’s a fucking war. I bet his “combat experience” is on the couch with a set of joysticks and a furry buttplug in his ass.
>i'm capable of standing. how can i be of help?
I fucking hate all these volunteer egotistical fucktards, please share more gold ones so I can laugh and watch these idiots die and not get the attention they wanted. Even more hilarious when they're absolutely a pathetic POS.
I just can't...lol.....combat experienced and scared of knuckle tattoos....what a timeline.
Cold feet. Desperate for any excuse.
"Oh, my poor parents!"
Everybody has parents, dude. The Russian soldiers you were going to shoot at also have parents, and some of them have children.
Don't underestimate fatties. They can be shot 20 times and survive. They don't need a bulletproof vest. OTOH they may be a logistical nightmare to get in and out of the battlefield.
hhahahaahahahhhahah
What is the true motivation for Redditors wanting to fight for a foreign nation? I seriously believe that this somehow boils down to their hatred for white conservatives.
This faggot is going to tell his wife's son's kids about how he went to fight in the war....
I'm not underestimating their ability to be human meat shields, very good human meat shields. Imagine, the most he'd be known for is being a human meat shield. God his poor fucking parents and possible lovers.
Well think about it, it's Redd.it. That place is like any other typical media place, it's full of egotistical fuckheads who think they're special/want to be special. They'll do anything to get recognition, even if it means being a worthless POS on a battlefield where they can die. Even then? They won't get shit other from friends and parents. MAYBE if they've got good qualities the journalists may do a story about a few people. They post that shit simply for recognition. It's why you see a lot of worthless fucks posting that they want to help. I'm sorry but this shit isn't heroic, fuck anyone who thinks it is.
he can be the decoy.
Combat experiance must now mean
>I drove through a bad neighborhood once
And not
>I have been actively fired at, and have returned fire while maneuvering and coordinating with others
Updoots unironically
Note that he said "security work", not "military service". Dude was probably a mall cop.
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How many naive weaklings are going to be robbed, sold into slavery, and left for dead by "recruiters" because all they've learned to say is "SLAVA UKRANI"?