DRUNK UA PRESIDENT

ZELENSKY LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZqGrhkJjxWQ
IS HE DRUNK OR HIGH? THIS IS THE END TO UKRAINE LMAO

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EXPLAIN UKRBROS, WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

HE'S GOING TO END HIMSELF LIKE A TRANNY HE IS

what is this articulation?

What is he talking about tho?

He has been fighting on the frontlines for over 48 hours. He is sleepy but still fights on. A modern real life superhero up there with Superman and Captain America. A beacon of hope and light against the darkness of Putin.

handlers have him doped up on benzos or something? Must be losing his shit

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do you have it in Christian?

he's mumbling shit like a junkie

Wait, do you understand Ukrainian? Is it that similar?

also:

Ahem,

You will never be a superpower, you are only a puppet of China with an inferiority complex. You need to go full fucking total war against Ukraine and you think you can confront NATO. NATO is just waiting while you become war criminals only to destroy the little reputation you have left. You'll be bankrupt on Sunday. Your people will starve to death. The whole world is laughing at you for believing XXI century wars could be won with tanks. Your whole economy will depend on China and they will take advantage of it to the fullest.

You are a delusional shithole that wastes half their budget on the military just to be humiliated every time you use it.

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He just said there's not enough weapons and that russians are outnumbering them and all they have is unity.

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Very few ukrainians actually speak ukrainian. Some that claim to speak it actually communicate in russian-ukrainian hybryd. So yes, id assume russians have no problem understanding them. And he really does seem high

Kill them all.

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I thought he was in Kiev fighting with everyone else :^)

kek he is drunk

Putin is coming for his boipussy and he is scared

Literally a week without sleeping. Some meth to stay awake lol at that lile

By his look i guess he IS in kiev, He's drunk or high. He looks very tired and sorry. But expecting president to fight in the frontline kinda stupid.

I‘d like to see how you would look and talk like after leading a country in war for a week and knowing that you could be assassinated at any time by anyone.

Btw he looks too happy and zero sadness i his face.. wow

He looks coked up as fuck lmao wtf

Dude, he probably hasn't slept a good 8 hours for at least a week.

He needs some Panzerschokolade. Bandera also took it.

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Just stop the war and let russians execute banderites.

w-what do you mean release casualty numbers of Ukrainian army? hahaah no we'll do that some other time...haha... >.>

But totally bro we killed nearly 10,000 Russians and destroyed 1700 vehicles! :D

>mfw winning

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He's on speed or something, another user showed an interview and it was clear.

Putin is sleeping like a baby.

Do you guys realize hes a cocaine addict, probably having massive withdrawal

mfw I can't die fighting in some stupid war high

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>red face
>red and watery eyes
>mumbling
>dat eyebrows and face movements
Yep. Confirmed drunk.

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That ship sunk today off the coast of Odessa was carrying his cocaine, he's very upset now.

Kek, pijany hohol buxal. Is this the look of a deceived man who sold out his country or an ignorant idiot who didn't know he was selling out his country?

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He probably haven't slept for a week.

Any recaps of what he's said so far?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING GIVE ME THE QUICK RUNDOWN

dude has not slept in 4 days. That faggot stayed with his people and spetznaz send every couple hours a new team to kill him

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he just did some pervitin, he'll be alright

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That kike better be taken alive at all cost. Pliers and nail clippers on his teeth first. Then maybe chinese glass rod down the pee hole. Thoes will be the most humane punishments. Big man, comic, president. keep him alive for as long as possible. Torture and slop for the rest of his long long life.

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>He has been fighting on the frontlines for over 48 hours. He is sleepy but still fights on. A modern real life superhero up there with Superman and Captain America. A beacon of hope and light against the darkness of Putin
Pic related.

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>Strong men from all over the land, Down syndrome cadets drew up our battle plans! The VDV protects like a reliable shield! Our bodies falling from the sky into potato fields!


>VEH-DEH-VEH we don’t need air superiority.
>surrendering to local Ukrainian authorities
>VEH-DEH-VEH Il-76 held together by rubber bands
>Sergei just got sucked into the prop fan
>VEH-DEH-VEH so many casualties
>Burning alive in our BMDs!
>VEH-DEH-VEH our soldiers are barely seventeen
>SAMs blowing all our units to smithereens

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How's it feel being a Muslim country, russia?

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He looks like he hasn't slept in a week

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>two literal clowns

hes like in 0.5x slowmo. good find ivan

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>dat fucking nose

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>LITERALLY wearing 5.11tactical sponsored clothing to show he's a US puppet
LMAO
you can't make this shit up

Drunk. I enjoyed his lip quivering, the fear is coming back for him, and it'll be worse when he's sober.

>digits

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Looks like he's sitting in a studio chilling like an actor.

he looks a little tired but I think his eyes have always had this kind of look under it

did he just say cheeki ukraine

Amphetamines would make him forget about faggy coke. It's an eastern european thing.

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>Become a president, they said
>It'll be fun, they said
>They made me sell out my country
>I have been betrayed
>I'm a fucking idiot
>Why didn't I just stay an actor

never trust em

>He has been fighting on the frontlines for over 48 hours

KEK, tranny delusion

>govern while inebriated
>during war
>keep it together
ok, now I respect him

He suffers a hardcore case of cope overdose, its over shill bros...

Someone tell him he needs to hold a weapon in propaganda photos or it just looks like he's touring around safe areas. (Which he is)

>You are a delusional shithole that wastes half their budget on the military just to be humiliated every time you use it.

mmm thats good shitposting!

Looks like someone who got invaded by Ivan