Why is doomsday clock still 100 seconds to midnight? Haven't they supposed to update it already?

Why is doomsday clock still 100 seconds to midnight? Haven't they supposed to update it already?

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can't wait for it to be 1 nanosecond hahahahahaha

Translation: "We've always been wrong but have to keep 'moving up the clock' to appear as if we have some usefulness"

They only care about made-up woke crises anymore, like climate change or Covid. There could me missiles in the air and they would turn it back because nuclear winter would delay the effects of climate change.

doomsday clock is such a gay concept. bunch of bored old turds got together and went "you know what we should do? invent some bullshit measure so bored plebs have something cool to shittalk together". Same goes for that gcpdot but replace bored old turds with millenial midwits

You're confusing doomsday with global warming

2 MORE SNEEEEEEEEEEDS

the keepers of the doomsday clock have pretty much given up since they intend the clock to keep moving forwards instead of being dialled back just because russia became good
nobody really fucking knows how close we are to 12, retard shit can happen, the whole shit is a fucking meme anyhow

They update it at the beginning of the year when they update it at all. It also includes climat threats now so it is irrelevant.

what happens when we get to 1 planck second and they cannot bring us closer to war with a stupid clock drawing?

No. The doomsday clock is basically saying
>We still have the same nukes and so do they, but WooOOoooOO its somehow scarier right now than it was with paranoid old soviets in charge of the nukes, with primitive tech that barely let them see what was going on in the world and oh yeah there almost was a nuclear war due to false alarm one time, but yeah it's definitely scarier RIGHT NOW because we have to remain relevant

Because there is an infinite real amount of seconds between 100 seconds and 0 seconds. Perhaps, it will never reach zero.

>this is literally "two more" weeks but by atomic scientists

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>Republican president
>move clock forward

>Democrat president
>leave clock alone or move back

Clock moved forward just because Trump was shitposting on Twitter over Kim, but didn't move back when they shook hands.

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Until Iron Maiden updates their album, Gen-X will remain at two minutes.

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>mfw we passed the 2 minutes and nobody blasted Iron Maiden
Atomic scientists had ONE JOB

>The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists; founded by Eugene Rabinowitch and Hyman Goldsmith

I'm not even shitposting with those names

Holy fuck

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There were actually people in the 80s and 90s who sat glued to their tv screens as some entertainer pushed the hands of the clock forward based on their daily news cycle.

The doomsday clock was the first Coof.

>infinite
Nuh huh
The smallest unit of time does exist

>the current incarnation of the clock was designed by Michael Bierut, whose graphic design firm, Pentagram, also created the Clinton 2016 campaign logo

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>3 seconds!
>2 seconds!
>1 second!
>... 0.9 seconds! 0.8! I am warning you, young man!
Yeah yeah, I know that game.

>"Uh oh 10 seconds left!"
>"Uh oh 1 seconds left!"
>"Uh oh 100 miliseconds left!"
>"Uh oh 10 miliseconds left!"
>"Uh oh 1 milisecond left!"
>"Uh oh 100 microseconds left!"
>"Uh oh 10 microseconds left!"
>"Uh oh 1 microsecond left!"
>"Uh oh 100 nanoseconds left!"
>"Uh oh 10 nanoseconds left!"
>"Uh oh 1 nanosecond left!"
What are they gonna do when they hit Planck time?

The doomsday clock is a meme and has been one at least since they went from moving full minutes to seconds.

Just 100 more seconds guys

Doomsday clock is the dumbest shit, it means nothing.
they will never set it close to 0 until the nukes are already in the air

Instead of writing all that shit to explain this why don’t they just say “time until global destruction” or do they get something out of it by using this shit clock metaphor that only adds text