New Jersey bros.. It's finally our time. The gas line at Costco won't take 20 minutes to get through...

It’s literally:
>insert rod
>squeeze trigger
>trigger will automatically let go when done
>?????
>Profit

>Ore gone
Kek

I can't imagine it being hard if the rest of the world does it. I hate the people in this state so much.

We are the most densely populated state in the union.

And full of retards.

Ever since they implemented the raised gas tax, I avoid filling up in NJ. It was worth dealing with the station lackeys when the prices were much cheaper than DE, NY or PA; now I make sure I have enough in the tank to make it all the way through the state.

Ask your mom. That hose beast knows how to work a nozzle.

Wya OP? Vibin in comfy Monmouth

If you have to start doing it, listen carefully to this advice. I'm being blunt serious.
DO NOT 'top off' your gas tank.
Assuming you insert the correct nozzle into your car's (which should be impossible not to as they are diff't sizes for diff't fuels) tank, 'topping off' means when the pump shuts off you squeeze the pump trigger again, then the pump cuts off, then repeat.

DO NOT EVER DO THAT!
Especially on modern cars.
Once the pump cuts off, OBEY THE PUMP!
Mechanics can confirm.

Costco gas costs a lot less than any other gas station but the lines are ridiculous. Here in Mount Laurel though it's 20 cents a gallon cheaper.

its ridiculous. some arab faggot tried to charge me for a bag. i notice black cashiers just bag everything without having to tell them. at least blacks get that kind of thing right. they dont fall for petty bullshit rules like this.

How is that even possible a huge chunk is a swamp and alot more forest. Fucking rhode island and shit should be more dense
NJ people are fucking garbage
Pretend to be NYC folks while living in the shitty burbs south of the city instead of the good towns north of it.
Fuck jersey
Your jews are the worst though

Pineys are pretty based, though. The Pine Barrens are one of the few good things about NJ.

Wait amerifats are not even allowed to pump their own gas?
I am actually flabbergasted.

It's not the government telling you that you can't pump your own gas; it's the government telling business they can't let people pump their own gas.

>The New Jersey Department of Labor and Workforce Development is in charge of enforcing the act and imposing penalties on violators. In order for a person to be ticketed for a violation for pumping their own gas, he or she would have to do so virtually in the presence of an inspector from the department.
>Coincidentally, the department of labor has not issued a violation to anyone for pumping their own gas in over two-years. While it might not seem like such a big deal, the offending customer could potentially give the gas station owner a violation as well as a result of their actions. Though this does not happen often, it is still a possibility. Many times, if an inspector does witness a customer pumping gas, they will give the violation to the gas station owner instead of issuing a ticket to the responsible party.
This is what they did with the vaxx mandates. Authoritarian regulators target businesses, because if they went after individuals, they risk stirring negative public sentiment too much.

NE Jersey is packed together like Sardines.

Based Northwest and the Pines are the best bet.

And whatever you do, don't go to Lakewood.

When I went for a road trip to the US, I was confused when I saw this in Oregon.
>pull up to the gas station, get out and start filling my car
>some mutt in a vest walks over and tells me he'll pump it
>I figure it's some kind of bonus service that I'd have to pay for
>tell him no thanks, I'm good
>he then tells me he's legally obligated to, so I have to stop halfway and let him take over
>as I was leaving I think he was expecting a tip or something, what a fucking retarded system

Good is an objective term.

Out of staters shouldn't go there.