Another day, another failed VDV insertion.
What did they do to deserve this? Which VDV general fucked up and offended Putin?
Another day, another failed VDV insertion.
What did they do to deserve this? Which VDV general fucked up and offended Putin?
Send the next wave
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>MORE VEH DEH VEH
Comrade Putin... the VDV, they’re refusing to go.
>airdrop the kuril islands garrison
Send the Belarussian VDV
Maybe the veh deh veh video challenged his masculinity?
VDV are part of the air force aren't they?
I'm wondering if one-upsmanship between the the air force, navy and marines has a part in these stupid missions.
I have a feeling that vatniks are jist putting vdv uniform on random conscript teenagers and throw em into Ukrainian hell
Bros, what did the VDV commander do to Putin? Did he fuck his daughter or what?
When Putin was younger, his gf cheated on him with a big, strong man in a telnyashka.
Putin never recovered from this humiliation.
>many moons ago a young Putin was rejected when he applied to the VDV
>he joined the KGB instead
>this is the result
What must be going through the minds of airborne troops in other countries watching this?
I know some Airborne guys and they’re absolutely horrified.
he was rejected from them when he was younger, so joined the KGB.
Still bitter over this, the increasingly senile Putin is settling old scores before he dies
>be 14
>soldiers drag you from farm
>hand you cardboard cutout AS Val
>hand you blue beret
>push you into helicopter
>oh god we're heading for an airfield
>OH GOD WE HAVE TO FLY OVER WATER
>activate the project 「poгaткa」
They landed and fought successfully in Kharkiv yesterday.
How did his neck not snap instantly???
>putin's 500d chess was giving ptsd to the wordwide airbone guyz community
Fucking hilarious
Because its fake dude
Jesus Christ
Honestly, after all these jokes i finally went to check and this fucker actually had sex with someone
How does it keep happening?
I wonder how many fat fucks or non-gunzs shills on this board could even dare to look at a VDV to the eyes.
>The rest landed safely but got hunted like sport
>Where the hell is our ground support?
10/10 user
You're right, I am afraid of scuba diving.
>looking in a dead man's eyes
Idk user, sounds kinda sad. Let them rest in pieces.
Pretty easily my mother earned her jump wings and as a result has more successful jumps then they do.
I'm sorry but I can't go deep enough with scuba gear to do it.
He used her as a lab rat for his covid vaccine.
freezing to death in water really does sound like a horrible death. At least in a hail of bullets you have adrenaline and you can die believing your comrades got the objective. The ocean is quiet and cold and lonely
>Guy freezing to death in the lake
>Kids in upside down tank in the river
War really does have so many horrible ways to die beyond getting shot.
What tune is it supposed to play on?
>gear drags you down beneath the black water
>slowly drift away from the light of the sun breaking the surface
>cold water reflex already pumped ice into your lungs
>enter state of hypothermia that makes you feel warm
>explosions and gunfire muffled above
>further down the sound and light seems miles away
>phone vibrates
>see text message from President
>"Need you in Stockhol-"
>welcome the abyss
holy fuck hahahaha that fits perfectly
>could even dare to look at a VDV to the eyes.
How deep do I have to swim?
Unlike VDV, I don't pretend to be a trained competent soldier
>The ocean is quiet and cold and lonely
So you'll fit right in, huh?
Shit, I'm sorry, that was pretty harsh. Love ya user
Does anyone have confirmation that clips actually from this war? The only confirmed VDV drowning clip AFAIK was the Mi-8s going down over the Kyiv reservoir
>that clips actually from this war
No it just magically spawned on the internet years after the fact.
Fucking retard.
Where the fuck else do you they'd be from? Someone keeping videos of helicopters getting shot into the water in case someone invades Ukraine and they want to shill?
It's so incredibly easy to look up the source on TikTok, why even bother fucking posting without a shred of effort. The audio is clearly Ukranians identifying it as a Russian plane. Probably one of those low flying jets that were bombing Kharkiv today. There's even a dud on TikTok who livestreamed getting literally bombed by them. I would love to post it but my god I'm not going to single handedly update /k/ on the entire conflict.
t. I originally made that webm someone reposted ITT
I worked at the home depot with a 75 ranger regiment guy and he was just a whiny retard, can't imagine the vdv is any different.
This song.
Did they? I heard they attacked a hospital, then died. What was the purpose of this? The city is still in Ukrainian hands.
That likely is the Kyiv Reservoir
It's actually a Ka-52 that was escorting Mi-8s. This was the second one that was shot down. You can see one of the pilots ejected successfully, the other ones parachute didn't deploy correctly.
A third ka-52 one was downed today as well.
they're going to need more than a song to recover their reputation after this
But a Ka-52 doesn't have ejector seats?Fairly certain that is only a feature on the Ka-50.
It's just the simple end result of the Russian Military being run by thieves and not soldiers
It certainly does.
VEH DEH VEH
...so that's why he has been dumping them in the water doesn't it
>send in the specialised VDV corpse retrieval team
>stares slacjawed off in the distance
VEH DEH VEH
I never scuba dived so you got me
ah fuck, late for the joke
>non-gunzs
>on this board could even dare to look at a VDV to the eyes.
You don't even own guns, you also never fired one before either.
It's from like a week ago.
Literally there's a thread about the captured Ka-52 and you can see the ejector handles plain as day Maybe some prototype didn't have them, those used by the Russians in the war 100% have them.
It is, actually. 5 days by the looks of it. From the first day then maybe? Fog of war going strong
Sorry to have to tell you this...
>By March 2, more than 80% of the invading forces gathered at the border under the guise of exercises were already engaged in battles.Understanding the limited human resources, but at the same time, the need to take at least some measures to occupy Kharkov, at 3 o'clock in the morning, airborne troops land from helicopters in the city center - the invaders have no other reserves that could be quickly transferred from Russia .All other units are either purely ground-based and will move to Kharkov for weeks, or their level of training and morale is too low to be able to suppress the resistance of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.But this adventure fails miserably - the troops are immediately shot by the locals.The first helicopters manage to land a small group of fighters, but all the following, realizing that they will not be allowed to land, turn around and return to their base in Russia.
Lol.
>VDV:0
>ukraine:19
not me that's for sure. That's a thing young, poor people might have to do for me instead, but I'm very thankful
kek'd hard
>yes we shot down two il76s
>yes vdv dropped their guys into the ocean
>no we dont have any proof of this besides a twitter screenshot
>no we dont have any pics of the il76s either
>no the ghost of kiev actually isnt real
>oh yeah the snake island guys are alive btw haha
>pls believe us
why does this guy look like 40? Alcohol abuse I guess
>why does this guy look like 40?
>we destroyed 500 russian convoys already
Why no proofs of the downed helicopters?
>putin was a pinochet fan
Now all makes sense
heli kills real afaik
Bucket seat provided neck support
Dude you russians are the ones that use the trans flag in your fucking army, don't take it out on me
Sides gone
Kek
>Those single pixel lines on the halberds
The graphic designer in me is triggered
Might as well start calling these failed aerial insertions “Operation Manlet-Garden”
>I hate Ukranians so much I want to save them from globohomo
do you think he has dogs rape women in his palace?
HK416 in 6.5mm
Dutch fractal in French CCE and desert colors for a uniform, scaled up 75%
That explains the drop into the sea.
You realize that Texan guy fighting for Russia is a fucking commie, right?
good post
Not me.
I hate water corpses.
daaaaaamnnnn
>sergei what the hell did we tell you about unsupported airdrops
Do I have to go get both of the eyes myself? They went in different directions after he got his head blown off when he surrendered.
im crying laughing
my sides
I dont think that video is an IL-76 crash. The wreckage and the ripples in the water, and the corpses falling from the sky would be wayyy more.
From what I understand, there are possibly 3 catastrophic Paratrooper crashes (plus a 4th IL-76 that KO'd while refueling):
>According to a statement from the military’s General Staff, the first Il-76 heavy transport plane was shot down near Vasylkiv, a city 25 miles south of Kyiv. The Russian military has not commented on either incident so far, and the reports could not be immediately verified.
>A second Russian Ilyushin Il-76 military transport plane was shot down near Bila Tserkva, 50 miles (85 kilometers) south of Kyiv, according to two American officials with direct knowledge of conditions on the ground in Ukraine.
>Near Kiev, the heat began - an airborne assault was dropped on the Gostomel airfield, 40 km from the Ukrainian capital. It is difficult to say for sure the purpose of the landing - if the invaders followed the plan to intimidate the Armed Forces of Ukraine, then most likely the landing should have taken the airfield in order to prevent the flight of the government staff and prepare the runway to receive transport Il-76, on which reinforcements were to arrive. However, unexpected resistance made the task impossible: one Il-76, which was landing, was shot down, and the paratroopers, after connecting with ground units rushing to help from Belarus, disappeared from the information field. Perhaps due to excessively high losses.
>Tochka-U was fired at the Taganrog airfield - this is an old and not very accurate ballistic missile, and even very relaxed air defense units were able to shoot it down - however, even its fragments were able to reach the runway and destroy one Il-76, which was refueling.
Sources:
Wikipedia
and this page where the article somehow got removed:
vk-com @guywithteacup-vtorzhenie-rossiiskoi-federacii-na-territoriu-ukrainy
>wake up on dry land
>you're in a transport with several other prisoners of war
>driving through the woods, they're probably gonna kill you and dump you in a pit somewhere
>commander is sitting next to you, bound and gagged
>soldier across from you notices that you've regained consciousness
>he says...
We'd have to get on our knees to look a VDV in the eyes
>I can stand
What a fucking superman
No one is claiming it's a IL.76. It's a KA-52
somehow getting shot seems to be the best way to die
I imagine if you are at the center of a big enough explosion, your brain does not even have time to resister your death occurring before it disintegrates
That's nice, but you actually have to get close enough.
3 soldiers where taken prisoner. The Russians will never recover.
Paratroopers were mostly useless in Red Alert 2 so I'd just drop them in the middle of the enemy base or in the water or whatever for fun everytime the cooldown expired.
Putin is doing this irl.
vatnik cope fuels me
give me more
>4 helicopter loads of VDV go in
>3 taken prisoner
>no more fighting in the city after that
uh...bros?
TODD HOWARD, YOU SON OF A BITCH
If the shock of hitting the freezing water doesn’t make you black out then the force of the impact certainly would do the trick
>all 4 soldiers wearing different camo patterns with no distinguishing marks
how do you tell who is friend or foe?
yeah well they could have been having a comfy night at home watching netflix instead of trying to invade a sovereign country so y'know, fuck 'em. play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Russian airforce anthem
Where are all these putin edits coming from? This is like 2016 hilldawg spamming on Any Forums.
That's the best part of this clusterfuck, you can't
Umm, sweaty, we have to kill the evil right wing nazis in Ukraine okay??
It's an Any Forums meme apparently.
ITT: people who don't remember the Russian janny on Any Forums
wouldnt that destroy russian moral?
i geuss that would explain why theyre doing it then
>Someone using my crop
I'm honored
Hey buddy, how about you go back to Any Forums?
I'm a /k/ crossposter on Any Forums, not the other way around.
Also, if you get triggered by monke putin, you clearly aren't from around here
So what happened to the airbourne troops that descended on Kharkiv yesterday?
Both Ukrops and Russeschwine are silent about it.
Did they get massacred?
>Did they get massacred?
What do you think?
well they didn't just go home after a hard days work i think
>discussion of Any Forums jannies and Any Forums belongs on /k/
You are cancer.
>Understanding the limited human resources, but at the same time, the need to take at least some measures to occupy Kharkov, at 3 o'clock in the morning, airborne troops land from helicopters in the city center - the invaders have no other reserves that could be quickly transferred from Russia. All other units are either purely ground-based and will move to Kharkov in weeks. Thus the airborne drop fails miserably - the troops are immediately shot by the locals. The first helicopters manage to land a small group of fighters, but all the following, realizing that they will not be allowed to land, turn around and return to their base in Russia.
Same story. dropped a partial load of VDV into an absolute hellfire with zero support
I can't even imagine the magnitude of PTSD in some of these stories
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT MILITARY OPERATIONS ON A BOARD ABOUT WEAPONS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>VDV?
>aye
>Get em on board I'll call it in
What the fuck do I remember this from?
How many of these lil bitty unsupported airdrops actually succeeded? They can't all have failed.
>Airborne operations getting completely and utterly BTFO by outdated air forces and MANPAD's
Rangers and Airborne troops are completely fucking obsolete, Marine Corps for the next 500 years HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how do you know it didn't?
user, I really don't know how to tell you this
>undergo toof training of eating bark and karate 2 years for motherland
>fight ISIS in syria
>putin drops you on an ukrainian lake
>get shot down by RPK
i kinda feel bad for these guys
Russia suffered no casualties during the hostomel airport battle. Cope seethe and sneed
>i kinda feel bad for these guys
Is the entire VDV a penal unit?
What do you have to do to get put into the VDV.
I'm guessing most are forced into it
Kawaii
>Oh you're finally awake
So has it become such a standard procedure that VDV gets sent into a meat grinder that Ukraine stopped boasting about it?
Jfc.
Why do they keep doing this?
Air assault without support seems suicidal even for armchair generals. Yet they keep repeating it over and over.
Holy fuck
When can we expect Ukranians to hop in Russia and start bombing military/government buildings?
Ukraine shouldn't JUST defend themselves and take the artillery. They need to strike back. Maybe assassinate few of the military leadership that are sitting comfortably in their high rise apartment buildings.
Nigga they're barely defending their country they're not going into Russia or they'll get nuked. Might have some lone actors pop an attack or two...
Lone actors ofcourse. Ukraine isn't going to send in thousands of troops. I'm saying assassins.
I'm surprised that Russian bridges and railroads haven't been sabotaged yet. Of course this could be happening and not getting reported.
As if that did anything other than galvanize the Russians to support the war effort.
Didn't work for Chechnya, won't work for Ukraine.
Underrated
Orly, is Ukraine going to call the League of Assassins like it's an organization that can be reached by phonebook?
>assassinating incompetent leadership
bad idea, they might stop sending VDV at that rate.
fake news, propaganda, these are ukrainian paid actors dressed up in russian uniforms and waving the RU flag
This, never stop your enemy when they are making a mistake, or two,..or three
Okay after four the Uke pilots need to declare Gun only, and then Heater & BFM days. Just to make it interesting
>>British para getting Market Garden flashback.
youtube.com
VDV skins when?
Just blame it on the Polacks instead of your relief force having a SINGLE ROAD to advance
Cope, vatnik
At least the Ukies are getting paid
Superior communications ensuring anyone that is not where they should be is blasted immediately. Russians are suffering from lack of ability to coordinate so that would also explain constant friendly fire incidents.
The VDV are mutinying? Send in the VDV to arrest them. EZPZ
I wouldn’t even do this in a fucking videogame lmao, who signs off on 100% assured death sentences for literally no fucking gain? I almost feel bad for the poor dumb vatnik kids leaping into sure doom. This is as bad if not worse than WW1 commanders sending thousands of men to run directly into machine gun emplacements.
>inb4 the VDV gets officially re-categorised as a naval unit
New Footage: Russian president Vladimir Putin discussing strategy with his VDV (2022)
youtube.com
That might be difficult as I lack diving gear.
There's even a dud on TikTok who livestreamed getting literally bombed by them.
Of course there is, haven't you seen John Wick
Wait, is there even any VDV left?
>muh deep battle
They suffer from the delusion that zukhov was the premier military genius of our time and that deep battle will defeat well supplied and high spirited defenses in depth. Last time that shit worked was against the Germans with poor logistics and low supplies beating a fighting retreat
don't worry, there's always more VDV
All russians are VDV when the sea calls
kek
>Maybe assassinate few of the military leadership that are sitting comfortably in their high rise apartment buildings.
Why provoke replacement with possibly competent opponents?
>dildo on the rail
yes trannies really
awwwww shitt
Am I missing a joke? None of them are wearing Russian digital dot, these are more likely to be Ukrainians. Are you all trolling?
>None of them are wearing Russian digital dot
Those aren't issued to everyone
Ukraine blew up a rail line in Russia with a drone and hit a Russian Airbase with a pair of missiles.
hahahah friendly fire time
It's an old Any Forums meme.
Probably just like how most of this war goes - minor squabble and then both sides hid.
user please continue to make more of these, they're gold.
There may be some seethe and sneed but Russia still cannot into sead.
How in fistfucking christ is that guy alive? I saw his head under a tire
>he just gets back up like nothing happened
what the fuck
dude russian airborne guys actually land like that when they do mock landings?
that is almost guaranteed to break your legs
Aren't you supposed to roll sideways, knees bent, from the heel?
Yes, you're never supposed to try landing standing or your legs will snap or break
atleast with the T-10, never used the T-11 cause I got out before it got replaced
damn, 41% of the logistic was already killed before the first drone dropped its ordinance
are you larping as vatnik or something?
everyone online has always made fun of vdv
>They suffer from the delusion that zukhov was the premier military genius of our time and that deep battle will defeat well supplied and high spirited defenses in depth. Last time that shit worked was against the Germans with poor logistics and low supplies beating a fighting retreat
russia has no where near the industrial capabilities and manpower of the soviet union. i'm pretty sure deep battles would have worked if america tried it.
lmao, turn captions on and it’s even funnier
youtu.be
Got porn of her?
>Barak Obama chesty koala
lmao
Shock, somehow.
Or they're just that tough and ukies have to dump entire magazine to kill one.
Armoured vehicles are designed to have low ground pressure. A tank actually has less ground pressure than your car per square inch.
That doesn't mean you will survive getting run over by one though because the square inches add up quick when the tread is covering your entire torso, though. But a fat soft tire and the weight of the vehicle being spread over 8 of them means it's not impossible.
Or maybe he had just enough life left in him to scramble away and then bled out from all his exploded organs. Who knows?
Holy fuck! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Great find user.
Shocked eyewitnesses thought Private Touromov had been killed by the APC but he managed to stagger a few yards before collapsing.
His comrades broke ranks to run to his side. He was bleeding from the mouth and had suffered severe internal injuries according to medics. He was rushed to a military hospital where his condition was described as critical.
Military medic Dr Ignat Vavilov said: 'He has severe internal injuries but that is better than being dead which is what we all expected at first.
This guy has more balls and more guns than 90% of k
holy fucking kek.
They got gulags full of volunteers
>russia has no where near the industrial capabilities of the soviet union.
Or the Lend Lease
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. Only my fucking corpse.
now do it again
VDV headcount is 75,000+
Would explain why Russia seems to be fucking up logistics so bad.
You’d drown faster than freezing
I don't get it. Is the VDV really that bad? I thought they were super well trained. Din't the VDV hold a hill against overwhelming odds in Afghanistan which is famous?
oh boy
I don't think any soldier is going to survive air assaults into enemy territory with zero support.
enough to raise the water level in the reservoir
The generals are probably more pissed they lost helicopters than men.
>Is the VDV really that bad?
Doesn't matter if they're good or bad if they keep getting sent into suicide missions.
at this point vatniggering is a literal mental illness
>I'm pretty sure it would have worked if america tried it
Probably, because the US has the logistics capability and air power needed to pull off something like that effectively. But at that point youre just land-air battle
Physics still applies regardless of parachute. 300+ pounds going through your ankles and knees isn't fun.
Unironically better than the real VDV.
Jek
Man I miss hearing Arnhem Knight ost from Medal of Honor
youtu.be
hes been in Donbas since 2014 and is likely nothing more than a cock sleeve for the vatniks
>dare to look at a VDV to the eyes
I'm not going to look down.
well, you can rule blacks out
The armored car is turning. Majority of the weight is on the opposite tires.
It's a Ka-52. That's a K-52 parachute and the trajectory of the crash is what you'd expect of a Ka-52 popping off its rotors or any bad Helo crash.
Yes it's from this war. There's multiple angles of it from different people.
Holy balls they move like orderly children.
At least they're not shooting each other by accident and tripping over their shit like untrained corpses but still. They look like reserves.
Reminder that the captured VDV were photographed in front of a Soviet monument in Nikolaev named "Memorial for the 68 Paratroopers" for deep-level Ukrainian humour
yeah I played the RA remaster recently and that's all I did with them.
>the only place russians are winning in is fucking ms paint
imagine cope
I don't do eye contact well because i'm autistic, not because I'm lacking in physicality nor bravery.
We are not the same.
are their eyes even still attached to their head?
>He has severe internal injuries but that is better than being dead
Russia in a nutshell lol.
Bad fake. They couldn't even find an authentic form. The third actor is not even in Russian camouflage.
Ukrainians, your fakes will not help you win the war in any way. If you want to stop the war, give up. Then more people will stay alive.
But if you torture prisoners, the same fate awaits you.
Because its a true VDV.
they were completely surrounded by the airport near Kiev for a day, while local Ukrainians made memes and posted fakes
Jesus fucking christ
wait holy shit is this a meme or not? did they get paradropped into the ocean?
Apparently they were trying to get at Odessa or something and got pushed out the door way too early. Uke defenders claim to have not even needed to fire a single shot, and to have honestly felt kind of sorry for them.
just got banned on /k/ for debunking their shill propaganda
What with "?" flags? Glowies too easy get spotted?