/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #165

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>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
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>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
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>7th of March
>Kiev under heavy bombardment for 3 days
>east completely taken, 100k hohols captured
>clock strikes noon
>Russian Commander: Oh no!
>Slabovic's MI-28 stops mid-flight and turns back into a potato
>Gas turns into vodka
>T-72 tanks comically lose every part advancing along the convoy
>Time to go home guys, the witch's magic only allowed us to fight until today

>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
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>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid in the Kharkov oblast
files.catbox.moe/o0k2gp.mp4

>More footage of RU humanitarian aid delivery to Genichesk (Kherosine oblast)
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>Russians Filmed Torturing Civilians
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>Actual War Crimes
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>Russian troop movements in the Kiev oblast (Kino)
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>Russian BTRs near Kherson
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>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s (Comm chatter)
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>Aftermath of a shelling in Kharkov
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>Ukrops playing Doom (needs theme)
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>Kino
files.catbox.moe/qblzb8.mp4

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ATTENTION UKRAINIANS
YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
YOUR ARE NOT UNDER AN INCURSION
PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD
BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL
LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB

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the united states have never commited a war crime

>ATTENTION UKRAINIANS
>YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
>YOUR ARE NOT UNDER AN INCURSION
>PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD
>BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL
>LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB

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Daily reminder that this war is not real. The Russian stock market may be gone, and the Russian oligarchs wealth seized in all Western controlled countries, but this is all part of the plan. Remember boys, trust the plan. WWJG*(#1gWW1

Inb4

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Settlements taken by LNR forces

>02.03.22:
>Bobrovo
>Kapitanovo
>Orehovo-Donetskoye
>Denezhnikovo
>Krymskoye
>Chabanovka
>Svatovo
>Baranikovka
>Krasnorechenskoye
>Valuyskoye
>Starobelsk
>Novoaydar


>03.03.22
>Yepifanovka
>Stepnoy Yar
>Gavrilovka
>Andreevka
>Kremennaya
>Torskoye (DNR territory)

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>7th of March
>Kiev under heavy bombardment for 3 days
>east completely taken, 100k hohols captured
>clock strikes noon
>Russian Commander: Oh no!
>Slabovic's MI-28 stops mid-flight and turns back into a potato
>Gas turns into vodka
>T-72 tanks comically lose every part advancing along the convoy
>Time to go home guys, the witch's magic only allowed us to fight until today

Can't get over this.

It’s literally over

Kyiv broke the circle

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Anyone notice how NATO civilians are now mercenaries that do it for free? I think all this propaganda is to get as many NATO fighters to Ukraine as possible, without engaging NATO officially.

The current Habsburg head hates the idea though.

Based

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

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>Putin's feed and seed, formerly Zelensky's

shit we BF5 now

Oh nooo the cock and balls torture division

>FBI shilling for Russia
Ok sure. CIAniggers getting desperate.

#
Russia doesn't have to collapse. The rulers have to be desposed. No intelligent Russian wants to live in a Cyrillic North Korea. Russia is going to be a vassal state of China or the West. Not even "province Ukraine" is looking up to Moscow. That's why Putin is so butthurt. Young people are not going to suffer for his misperceptions.

BROKED KIEV?

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Kino never disappoints.

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god dammit i meant that's like BF2042

STEINERENKO
YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP

I'll make the logo

discord 6CEu8WGX

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>Settlements taken by LNR forces
.03.22:
>>Bobrovo
>>Kapitanovo
>>Orehovo-Donetskoye
>>Denezhnikovo
>>Krymskoye
>>Chabanovka
>>Svatovo
>>Baranikovka
>>Krasnorechenskoye
>>Valuyskoye
>>Starobelsk
>>Novoaydar
.03.22
>>Yepifanovka
>>Stepnoy Yar
>>Gavrilovka
>>Andreevka
>>Kremennaya
>>Torskoye (DNR territory)

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LDNR T-72 Ural from the early 70s with K-1 slapped anywhere it could fit

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the fuck is going on with that camo?
I've never seen russians paint their shit like that

Kill yourself

Worlds first crowdsourced army baka

honestly this meme is pretty good, the based poster who invented it should've copyright claimed it to spite shills.

This man is my hero.

Daily reminder that Ukraine has completely lost its connection to reality and we are seeing a nation-wide hysteria fueled by deranged delusions. If you want to see how pro-Ukrainian shills look in real life, watch this gold.
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NATO fighters are even more nihilistic than Hohols fighters, they would collapse like an house of cards at the first sight of danger. NATO professional armies are literal glorified mercenary forces.

How much time before we discover there were no units and there was no counteroffensive? I guess never, they just never give out any proof

What makes tanks so cool?

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>Kill yourself

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It's not russian

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Holomodor 2 must commence before ukraine oblast can truly be considered free.

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>memeflag
Opinion rejected

Too late I already minted the NFT

when they invade america they will need to paint it mcdonalds colors

KURO

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Dunno dude, I am sitting home with the cough while the real dudes are fighting out there

ERA is Kino.

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PMCs everywhere soon

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Z MEANS FOR TRUTHZ
THE ENEMY SHALL BE DEFEATED

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I don't care, I love you.

they are being controlled by the antichrist

>Dunno dude, I am sitting home with the cough while the real dudes are fighting out there

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>files.catbox.moe/qv2qtz.mp4
Kek

In a series of anti-Russian sentiments and racist incidents against Russian-speaking Germans, the first hospital has declared that it will no longer treat Russian individuals

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Based, need more maps.

>Daily reminder that Ukraine has completely lost its connection to reality and we are seeing a nation-wide hysteria fueled by deranged delusions. If you want to see how pro-Ukrainian shills look in real life, watch this gold.
>files.catbox.moe/qv2qtz.mp4

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>she only provided aid to Russian and soldiers of the DPR and LPR.

user are you ok.

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This is definitely automated, a human would have understood

hopefully worldwide

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It's looted from Ukraine and repurposed for DPR military.

>mfw no japs commie larper gf

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>outjewing the jews

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I'm going for the guys with red tape on them. Yellow is a faggot color for cowards.

what the fuck is going on there lol

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LOL THATS ANOTHER DEAD OLIGARCH AND GENERAL
KEEP “WINNING” PUTIN!
TWO MORE WEEKS!

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The fact that you didn't evacuate is already admirable. But I guess 10k from Putin and being shipped off to some bum fuck center is not entirely enticing.

daily reminder to ignore memeflaggots (hohols in disguise) and join the thread discord: 6CEu8WGX

Is that legal?

Keep the cough and don't be a retard, if you decide to be a retard i hope we get to see a picture of you here with your brains all over the dirt.

I don't care about tanks when anime girls are nearby.

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The Ukrainians have been mining the beach at Odessa since Feb 25th according to twitter user RWAPodcast.

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> (You)
> (You)
> (You)
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reported this discord

Oh no, in current year if you can’t even trust doctors, who else can you?

my fucking country gave like 300+ russian jews double nationality im sure they are fine with sanctions
the fuckers knew

>legal
no
>based
yes

Shills on suicide watch

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>discord
Get the fuck out

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As a Russian living in America I'm fully prepared to see myself being put into some form of camp in the coming weeks

>daily reminder to ignore memeflaggots (hohols in disguise) and join the thread discord: 6CEu8WGX

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There has been a lot of that vibe. I suppose now it's a marketable concept?

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DNR T-64BV

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Laws are for goys

Controlling the kikes is how you win.

A lot of Jews go into healthcare business not because they are noble but because it pays good, just saying...

>everything goes very BADLY
>Lose your nerve
>Bomb a city where lime 15% are ethnic russians

Noice

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fill the hole, frens

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>mining beachcoin

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>Russian language will be forbidden worldwide soon
>R WORD

Surely this won't backfire horribly later down the track

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I've sent this video to GRU

>after the unvaccinated, it's the Russians
My faith towards the medical establishment just keeps tumbling down tumbling down

>memeflaggot
>discord

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If that was true, why would you show videos of it to your enemy? why would you let them know the type of mines, where they are burried, and how deep they are buried?

Just say you are ukranian and still speak Russian as proof. No one there understands the difference.

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God damnit I knew there was a good reaction in there somewhere.

What will be the flag of "Liberated Lands Formerly known as The Ukraine" (LLFTU)? I like this one.

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They dont care
Even if a kid blows up 5 years from now they can use it for politics

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This thread turned into retards replying to even more retarded memeflags and shitcord ads. Bye.

who made these maps? any more?

...

That is being "Investigated" now (aka they are about to cancel their nationality) so there goes your theory. None of this Russian "oligarchs" knew a thing because Putin would never trust them with such important secrets, in Russia the billionaires (Jews or Gentile) do what they are told to do and know only what they need to know.

No biggie

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It's anti tank mines. Kids can fucking jump on it all they want It's not going to detonate.

They turned their entire country into a Mad Max tier shithole, I don't think Ukrainians care anymore.

>Investigated
that means in 15 years they will do something like always in this shithole

The Ukrainians have to tell locals to stay off the beach and those locals talk on the internet.

Clear the minefield with an artillery barrage?

>"""""war"""""
>people on all kiev livestreams still going around their daily lives without giving a fuck
>no actual combat has been caught on footage
>all videos start when combat is already over and shit is burning

yeah im guessing FAKE NOTHINGBURGER WAR

Seething today, are we?
Ukie T-64BVs at Volkhovanka (now under DNR control)

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So how's the Transnistrian front?

>mope

>stop bombing civillians in Kharkov!! those are women and children not snipers!!

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SEX

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Why would they publicly announce that?

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Deploy a loli nuke then.

I don't think we will

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The fourth graphic design regimen

In Russian we use "нa" when we refer to various historical regions that were once all part of the original Rus' state.
Ukraine used to be no different but at some point went rogue and decided to LARP as a separate country.

Compare:
>Укpaинa / нa Укpaинe (the Ukraine / in the Ukrainian lands)
>Чepнигoвщинa / нa Чepнигoвщинe (in the Chernigov lands)
>Лyгaнщинa / нa Лyгaнщинe (in the Luhansk lands)
>Пcкoвщинa / нa Пcкoвщинe (in the Pskov lands)
>Hoвгopoдчинa / нa Hoвгopoдчинe (in the Novgorod lands)
>Cмoлeнщинa / нa Cмoлeнщинe (in the Smolensk lands)
>Pязaнщинa / нa Pязaнщинe (in the Ryazan lands)
>Pycь / нa Pycи (in the Rus' lands)

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>No biggie
What did he mean by this?

Mine-clearing line charge

How do you think the Russians will take the city if they attempt an amphibious assault?

>Clear the minefield with an artillery barrage?
Kind of
youtube.com/watch?v=5dGGSgqDQPA

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They shouldn't post half of what they post. So they're probably actually complete retards.

They've been doing it since 2014, they are one the most unteacheble people out there on par with niggers

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No. Biggie.

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what the fuck is wrong with hohols
like I know they've been doing wicked shit in donbass and clearly again now that they're under attack
but WHY are they like this?
Yes.

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why do you need to see war. just walk around one of ur favelas where niggers shoot each other for a dollar.

So did /cuhg/ won the war?

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>This thread turned into retards replying to even more retarded memeflags and shitcord ads. Bye.

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I'm beginning to think Ukraine is the China of Europe

>assuming they thought that far ahead
Though if anything deterring a landing is the most they can do, I doubt they're well enough equipped to actually fight off a landing if the ruskies were set on it.

You haven't seen the kids volunteering from reddit.

Based. Disregard human lives!

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CHUG'S FUG & HUG (FORMERLY UHG'S)

>Not filtering memeflags
bro?

The best meme war footage so far. Thank me letter
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This looks like it was filmed with a 1980's Sony camcorder.

Anyone know how accurate this map is. I know it’s updated pretty frequently
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/The-War-in-Ukraine/091194

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>A history professor named Vladmir Putin said that ukraine was a bolshevik invention.

>kissanime

Back from work, /chug/! Hope you're all doing well!

Any happenings recently? Anything fun got blown up? Anything from the peace talks? The news sites are just circle-jerking about off-topic fluff pieces and individual sob stories, you're my only hope!

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New guide for hohol shills
>1. Economy collapse
>2. Martial law and mobilization in Russia
>3. Mothers are against the war
Literally Any Forums right now

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Well "intelligent" russians don't have anywhere to go now do they?

fucking weebs

Original

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I've tried to translate Latest Stelkov's analysis. probably shit-ton of misspells and whatsnot, so feel free to fix it if you want:

>The situation as of March 3

>South Front (Nikolaev - Zaporizhzhia)

No significant changes. North of Nikolaev there is tactical advancement in the area of Voznesensk, Southern part of the city is under control of Russian forces. Ukies are attempting to blow up the bridges through Southern Bug (they've already destroyed the railway bridge), because they have no forces to defend the left side of the river (besides Territorial Defence squads). Our forces are also severely lacking in numbers to advance there and set up position, this fact is holding us back despite Ukrainian military lacking organized defense. There is no validated information from Krivoi Rog besides the announcement of the evacuation of the Southern part of the city by the administration.
The Black Sea fleet made some demonstrations yesterday, spooking the command of Ukrainian defenders in Odessa with a possibility of unleashing marines. This was a very effective move (regardless of whether or not there are plans for such an attack - it's still going to tie up the enemy's forces). In response to that Ukrainians shoot a missile and hit a civilian freighter - possibly mistaking it for a big landing ship?
After the fights in the area of Vasilievka and demolition of bridges there by enemy forces - there is no information about Russian troops advancement to Zaporizhzhia and beyond. As I've said before - the priority was given to linking with DPR forces in the area of Mariupol-Volnovaha. So, most likely there'll be no advances in that direction until they get reserves.

Thanks for letting the Russians know, it's not like there experts at dearming minds or anything

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Apparently, in Polish, Czech and Slovak languages they say "na Ukraine" or something similar, and I haven't yet seen a ukrainian get offended by that.

Why do you watch cuckold porn? Just walk into one of the black guys fucking all the white women in your country

via the mope?

Nobody is joining your fucking glow in the dark discord, tranny.

ukies are really getting desperate

We'll see how fast these narratives pop-up on Any Forums and Any Forums.

The last ones: Russians deserting, Russians running out of food, Russian morale low, Russians deserting, Russians running out of fuel, Russians taking mass losses have all made it here actually.

>Let's go to the bitter end
These guys are borderline masochistic

Wanna know a fun fact?
They're being filmed by their own civilians
They didn't tell anyone the beaches are getting mined

Russia's performance is very good. Nothing can stop it now. Unfortunately the clown Zelensky will flee but I still have a hope to see him trialed in Moscow

>Katyusha
I learnt Kalinka when I was in middle shcool.

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>Ukraina going to counter offensive
>Holodomor 2.0 but put on russia this time

Bro, store some internet in a jar or something because soon there will be more pressing things for your parents to lat for

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wtf, that's just blatant waste
you can fit 50 bodies there