/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #

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>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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twitter.com/Skawtish/status/1499333086521307138
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>7th of March
>Kiev under heavy bombardment for 3 days
>east completely taken, 100k hohols captured
>clock strikes noon
>Russian Commander: Oh no!
>Slabovic's MI-28 stops mid-flight and turns back into a potato
>Gas turns into vodka
>T-72 tanks comically lose every part advancing along the convoy
>Time to go home guys, the witch's magic only allowed us to fight until today

>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa
files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4

>Russian troops giving out humanitarian aid in the Kharkov oblast
files.catbox.moe/o0k2gp.mp4

>Russians Filmed Torturing Civilians
files.catbox.moe/m9yq5l.mp4

>Russian troop movements in the Kiev oblast (Kino) (New)
files.catbox.moe/h6zww2.mp4

Russian BTRs near Kherson
files.catbox.moe/psklg2.mp4 (RTRTRTRT) (New)

>Abandoned Ukraine BTR-4s (Comm chatter)
files.catbox.moe/du13z7.mp4

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/qblzb8.mp4

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Notice anti-Russia bots slowly returning to the typical woman-picture slide threads:


(lol the reply count due to the VPN samefagging)





And yes, Anti-Russia bots are 1:1 the same people as the ones who spam these slide threads, notice how said threads came to a halt the second Russia's invasion became imminent:
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We are all getting drafted

Let me repeat YOU ARE ALL GETTING DRAFTED

No exceptions

Now you know why we imported millions of fighting age men from the third world because your heart will burst with pfizer joy on the battlefield.

Good luck soldier.

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>Russian BTRs near Kherson

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it's a flying Bukhanka

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Why doesn't Russia have a foreign legion? Even international volunteers they don't accept. Its a shame.
But DNR/LNR might, they did it before already. Some Russ anons should ask around.

Shilling's picking up. I wonder what's about to fall apart from Odessa.

How long until the Crimea invasion force gets there?

REMINDER

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Aнимe!

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Never got vaxxed, lmao.

First for anti globohomo. Death to Russia!

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How would mummy Yulia handle it?

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Katyusha!

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I hate hohol ukrop so much

uuuoooooh

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Lolwut

Can you give an introduction on the finnish Intel agency? What it's called for example?

The Z is fitting considering this war is putting me to sleep

Same, what a shame that no vaxxed won’t be drafted

>Su-34 just shot down
>Su-34 just shot down

Kek, if true I guess the US wasn't lieing when they said the first round of stingers made it in...

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>YOU ARE ALL GETTING DRAFTED
miss me with that shit

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Anime with cute girls piloting helicopters when? We had tanks, ships and probably planes too.

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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4

Here, I put the Ukrainian looters on catbox.

BTW Strelkov just admitted that militia losses are not being counted in the official reports
(Cross-thread)
>In addition, the DHP infantry suffered significant losses in its "personnel" (which was in service before mobilization) composition. P.S. - these losses (as well as the losses of the BC LHP) are not taken into account in the Konashenkov Reports.

Rolling last 4 digits for real number of dead russniggers

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Mariupol is still getting shelled. In Kharkov there are a lot of contested areas and city fighting. Urkainians took control of Bucha (near Kiev).
Fog of war, brah.

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Post favorite Kamov helis.
My favorite one is picrel.

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Fuck she was a silly bitch

Pretty sure they wont care about the vaxx status much longer at all.

Russian shills are getting louder and louder. It means that they are getting their asses kicked

Learn Russian history idiot. It's all in there. Every bit of globohomo is there.

If they try, I'll tell them the second they hand me a gun, I'll open fire on highest ranking officer I can find.

Russia superpower!!!

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files.catbox.moe/mfyx38.mp4
More footage of RU humanitarian aid delivery to Genichesk (Kherson oblast)

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Spreading the Task and Purpose video which is loaded with real information an analysis.
youtube.com/watch?v=K5BAZ2bBUzM
>This is just beginning.
>They're fighting using clear Soviet style tactics.
>They're taking Soviet style losses (meaning heavy but that's just how the Soviet army do).
>They've had a setback or two but they're clearly just about on what they see as their schedule.
>Everything happening right now is just them setting up their supply lines.
Get comfy. This happening isn't going away any time soon.

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What's that nigger doing so close to the ground.

Is this the might of estii engineering

>Zelensky, I pray to God, don’t come near me, you smell like sulfur

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Even with the LDNR killed, it won't be 7k dead. That's as much of a hohol cope as Kherson not falling or 300 tanks being destroyed. Even that probably brings them around 3k dead at max.

>With great pain, we perceived the tragic news about the death of our friend, Major General Andrey Alexandrovich Sukhovetsky, on the territory of Ukraine during a special operation.

Russian spetznaz general killed?

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REAL RUS HOURS

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Realistically, how fast can you learn how to operate bong boomsticks? Could it be that LDNR chads already used them?

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>click open
>within .01 seconds identify it as male
>click close
YWNBAW

Nobody is getting drafted for shit.

oh no!
anyway

Why there was not a single humanitarian aid delivery from the almighty and helpful West? Only ammunition and promises for some reason. Very mysterious.

What's with that gay video of women and children making molotovs without storm matches

They literally shipped them with the English manuals, there was a pic with a guy holding it and reading it. It's a boomstick, it's not rocket science.

Aftermath of a shelling in Kharkov
litter.catbox.moe/ol1b7f.mp4

They're being captured with the manuals and ukies posted a five-year-old proof version of it online and spread it over VK

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bumping Christ is King

I can't keep up with this shit anymore.

It's not complicated, you point it at the target and fire. Any Ukrainian soldier they had training on them probably already got training in RPG use.

you glowniggers live in such a bubble. You're delusional if you think you can draft white males in this political environment. good luck with your nigger army

kek

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can they read English

Hello fellow Kamov appreciater

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what's he saying

I remember seeing the leaked NLAW instruction somewhere on tg. Imo it'll probably take about a week to learn how to use it at least somewhat decently.

This is a very sad one, war is hell user.

They'll figure it out

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A flying Buhanka! :3

I don't think they now English in Donbass

youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_vbPVzD34

What did he mean by this?

They are so beady eyed and subhuman... really makes it hard to stay neutral

>boomstick

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Odessa when? Before or after Kiev?

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FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK EVERYONE IS DEAD FUCKING FUCK

>how fast can you learn how to operate bong boomsticks
All those weapons designed for easy usage. Even kids can fire them

bros?
twitter.com/mod_russia/status/1499334948112773123

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>Boт зaeчкa тeбe и нoчь
>Уeбaли нac EБATЬ EБATЬ
>Двoйнoй apтyшeчкoй блять
>Пиздa пoбилo вceх пaцaнoв eбaть
>Ёбaный в poт нaхyй нoчeчкa блять
>Boт пaцыки блять нaкpылo нaeбypилo нaхyй
>Eбaть eлe вытянyлиcь нaхyй пиздeц

Damn female car. Needs garage corrections.

>when they started
on Any Forums
a long time ago

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3k dead is still a lot though, more than the US lost in afghanistan and almost as many as they lost in Iraq - in one week

They do, don't they? I remember reading about it although it might only be for citizens of former Soviet republics or some shit.

It's one hell of a night. We've been hit and hit hard. Double artillety. All the guys are hit. What a night.

And a lot of blyat, suka and ebat

How are LAWs different from RPGs? If a dumb cunt stands behind it, does he fry?

bros, I got banned from the reddit volunteers discord for telling them they're going to die for nothing and ukrops are fucked

no more funny screenshots

russian shills again out themselves for coming here and not knowing about monke putin

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>kino
>autistic screaming like it’s Youtube Poop from 2009
Were you one of those special kids?

We are doing the same thing in Syria desu, FSA durka durkas aren't counted in official casualty reports.

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How many of those faggots are serious about it?

I think it's supposed to have some sort of semi-smart ammo that goes up and top-strikes the target from above, not just hitting a tank head-on.

AFAIK the cuck cages on the T-72s are against the NLAWs.

thanks rusky

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any warcrimes so far this morn?

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Yeah but the US just airstriked and droned in the middle east, and didn't need to worry about civ deaths and infrastructure damage

monke putin throw rock is big mad

WHY DID YOU BLOW YOUR COVER

I'd say 50% are trolls

It's fine. I think I poisoned their subreddit, too.