▶WARNING Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
▶Latest >Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked >Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat >NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine >EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine >Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev >Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building >40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev >Negotiations ended without peace >Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine >Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke" >Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev >The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft >Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert >Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus >Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev >Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces >Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev >Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4) >Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev >High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile >Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands >Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>7th of March >Kiev under heavy bombardment for 3 days >east completely taken, 100k hohols captured >clock strikes noon >Russian Commander: Oh no! >Slabovic's MI-28 stops mid-flight and turns back into a potato >Gas turns into vodka >T-72 tanks comically lose every part advancing along the convoy >Time to go home guys, the witch's magic only allowed us to fight until today
>The southern coast of Crimea noticed a large group of landing ships in Russia, who expect landing in Odessa files.catbox.moe/0p28ol.mp4
ATTENTION UKRAINIANS YOUR MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU YOUR ARE NOT UNDER AN INCURSION PUTIN IS DESTROYING BIOWEAPON FACILITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOUR CORRUPT POLITICIANS ALLOWED THE CABAL TO BUILD BY FIGHTING RUSSAINS, YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELVES FOR THE CABAL LET THE RUSSAIN MILITARY DO THEIR JOB
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in West Point, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qyida, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Azov battalion. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in the CIA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ukrainian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
boys i'm doing it. i'm going to fight for Ukraine. the titty pics in the last thread convinced me. buying my ticket tomorrow, going to Wal-Mart to get rubber gloves, bandaids and glow sticks (for lighting) tomorrow. do you think they'll let me bring my turtle?
no, they have basically spent the last day or two strenghtening their cauldrons around big cities and encouraging civilians to leave. strategy is unclear for how theyre going to take them with the ukrainian army still holed up
odessa invasion might happen soon though
Brayden Ramirez
I have turtle too, he is nice boy
Daniel Roberts
why are you in reddit discord servers
Angel Perez
bukhanka-chan
Christian Sanders
I've got a weird question. When Putin takes Ukraine, doesn't it mean that all the stuff is basically being given to him? It's like, if they send the Ukranians the stuff and Putin wins, it all goes into his pockets, right? The tanks, the money, the weapons and all that stuff. How are the Ukranians going to distribute it? Who's collecting all the stuff they're being sent?
