Just some clarification - YOU are going to get drafted into the military to fight the Russians. I'm too fat and mentally ill to be drafted, and I'm not even allowed to own firearms.
While you and the rest of the normalfags are dodging artillery fire in some shitty Ukrainian town I'll be dodging sauce stains on my shirt from eating tendies, and dodging boredom when I play vidya + anime. Die for me, faggots. Thanks.
I’ll be out of the draft age in 3 weeks.
*two weeks
I’m too old lol
And the US won’t fight for Ukraine.
Literally not my problem.
I'm unvaccinated
My nigger.
Mfw when fifteen years of awful diet and not giving a shit about myself actually pays off.
ok
not going
Kek based ameriburger
>get drafted
>get trained
>just fucking leave
Thanks for the training faggots, where's the nearest bell tower?
A draft implies a need for soldiers, America literally has more than they can use. To be clear, there will be no draft because we do not need more soldiers. Fucktard.
I will kill whoever tries it, and spend the rest of my life sniping pigs and aristocrats.
We got an uppity one here. I'll be sure to remember your sacrifices while I fap for the fourth time to shemale porn.
There factually won't be a draft, but i'm glad you took the opportunity to feel smug about being a loser.
I'll just dodge it or frag everyone the instant I'm given a firearm.
Huh? I didn't know dead men can still type. Take my advice and watch your six out there, soldier.
im such a neet the government probably doesn't even know i exist
Who is getting drafted? A bunch of zoomer spics addicted to videogames? I don't think they are even going to show up, desu. They just want to collect on their free gibsmedat from the democrats, eat tacos, act like degenerates and play GTA Online.
Fuck no!
I come from a military family. My gramps fought in vietnam. My dad and uncles fought in desert storm and the global war on terror. My cousins are active duty military personnel. Do you know what they all say? Dont enlist. Dont join the army because it's not worth it. The military is so full of treasonous faggots who hate this country and it's people and want to send white males to their deaths.
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My job will be to impregnate those poor lonely housewifes all the zogs leaves behind. I will tell your son's that you cared more for isreal than you did for him
What makes you fat retards believe a direct confrontation with Russia won't end in a nuclear war?
>huuuurrr nukes aren't real
>If i just ignore the fact that there won't be a draft I won't feel like an idiot for announcing to Any Forums how much of a waste of space I am
All I can say is cope.
I mean, you'll be the one dead and I'll be alive - so technically even if I am a loser you'd be more a loser by default right?
That is a nasty thing to say to your wife's son
Don't know if we'll all go to war but that State of the Union speech and all that idiot cheering were something else eh? The jews and their little Ukranian flags everywhere. what a joke.
if we fight russia there won't even be enough time for a draft haha. down come the nooks