What would your next move be if you were vlad putin right now?

What would your next move be if you were vlad putin right now?

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If I were Vlad I'd drink some gasoline.

laugh at how the western media is (molding) public opinion.

Get surgery and a new identity. Kill body double. Move to Argentina

Test fire a few rockets and do some above ground nuke tests in siberia.

To jerk off, I make my best decisions after I've drained my balls.

Why?

invade georgia to thwart the reformation of khazaria

push away nu/pol/ from my dick because it's starting to inflammate from all the dicksucking

I do find it funny how any semblance of subtly has gone from propangda now and not just in regards to russia

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shin extensions

Jerk off to hentai

drink more vodka
sit alone in his palace, mulling over his actions
repeat that he is righteous for ordering his invasion
sleep soundly then hear the click and blast of a gun next to his ear

shit and piss on live TV on a NATO map

finish what I started.

i would be shidding and farding in my pants

Because he's the hero Russia deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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I hope he can't sleep for imagining that click. Waiting on it. Night after night.
The souls of all the innocents he has murdered, waiting to take revenge.