When nuclear war happens

You are all invited to come here and eat milanesa!

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>the only place left for those who survive nuclear apocalypse is Africa and South America

truly, we are all destined to hell

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Thats schnitzel. stop it

I'd get together and have an asado and drink mate with you anytime, sudamericabro

>schnitzel

I didn't knew that name but it does seem to be the same thing, still is pretty good!

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Don't forget where that dish originated from

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Tnx uruguay bro!

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I'll have to tough it out, can't live without muh seasons. Thanks for the thought though user.

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oh my god dude, milanesa! there's only two positives i remember from my fatherland of Paraguay, the random super cute chica, and MILA-FUCKING-NESA BURGERS!!!!

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Brazil is in south america, frankly sounds better than being in the jewish states of america right now

For all Americans, asado its most of the time served well-done and it does get really dried if the cook doesn't know what he's doing; always ask for the meat to be cooked slower or for less time!

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it's a milanesa user
created in Milan, Italy
you guys eat sour cabbage I wouldnt believe you guys made something good

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Can I fry fish in animal fat? Jewish vegetable oil is poison

they have winter's in Paraguay, just not much of ones

100%, specially in a few months when winter starts!

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you can also fry jews in animal fat

All ukrojews are welcome in sudamerica. We've got a special pizza flavor made just for you.

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There's also a lot of historically important places for you guys to visit! I'll personally recommend "La Plaza de Toros del Real de San Carlos" that just got re-opened after being closed ever since 1912.

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We will annex your ass provinciano, don't be so confident

I will come to drink mate with you

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postea una napolitana con dos huevos fritos arriba

Argentino hermano de otra madre!, hoy me encontré con dos mujeres de argentina, re buena onda las dos.

you dont know what you are talking about

There you go my Argentinian friend!

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sandwijj de milanesa

Africa will starve

South Americans are frens.

I think you are based, Uruguay-kun.
Also, remember Brazil can be comfy, beautiful and safe if you don't go to fucking Rio de Janeiro.

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Yum, thanks!

Ty

I always loved the variety in landscape in Brazil, Argentina and Chile, here in Uruguay every place feels the same, which also makes everything feel calm.

We have seasons here too - dry and rainy.

Sauerkraut is actually edible.
And I love Apfelstrudel (from Krautlandia Minor), though making it is a huge chore.

So argentina is nice? Guess I'll buy a place there just in case.

May not be able to make the trip down there myself, but the hospitality is appreciated
by your honor the next Uruguayan I meet I'll treat like my own brother

Fuck off, Uruguay's full.

I will come and drink chimarrĂ£o with you

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