>late at night
>walking down dark alley
>suddenly pic related appears
>”excuse me sir can I use your phone? It’s an emergency.”
what do you do?
Late at night
Kevin Green
Jaxson Diaz
kneel
Jayden Powell
my phones a half broken 100 doller flipper with no sensitive data
i underhand toss it to his chest
'make it count man'
Isaac Baker
Tell him, “get fucked.”
Owen Garcia
Draw a snubnose and tell him to fuck off
Nathaniel Lopez
prob say I don't have it on me sorry sir. Put my hand in my pocket to be closer to my pepper spray. Then walk away from him. Once I'm in safety I'll probably call him a creepy nigger under my breath really low so no one can hear or in my head
Hunter Butler
>rob the nigger with a gun
Matthew Lopez
not my problem nigger
Jose Gonzalez
Unload my 30 round 5.7 magazine into him and then piss and shit and fart
Jack Walker
>sure dude here u go
>unzip my wasp pocket
>wasps fly around
Evan Myers
pull out my gat and steal his jordans
Colton Watson
I don't have a phone with me, gentleman
Gavin Sullivan
say nigger
Nolan Nguyen
Bentley Perry
....
*BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Cameron Powell
pocket sand
Nathaniel Robinson
The most mentally sane white people
Cameron Ward
>look up
>grip my glizzy
>sprint backwards while mag dumping my stendo clip
>grab dick
>fuck nigga axe me some shit pussy
>smoke blunt
Jeremiah Scott
Run away and alert the first police officers I see that there's a wild negro on the loose.
Isaac Gutierrez
Prepare to fight to the death
Nathaniel Fisher
>thinking nigger would ask like a civilized human being
Benjamin Thomas
Although he looks to be a very upstanding and trustworthy gentleman, a person's phone is basically a catalogue of their personal information. It'd be like someone asking for your credit cards, social security number, wallet, friends and family names and addresses, pictures, etc.
Landon Hill
>PLEASE DONT KILL ME I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
something like that
Hunter Allen
>Activate my wasp frequency app
>None of the wasps attack me
>Deploy my infrared honey gel sprayer
>It garnishes the nigger
Daniel Russell
Say no because you’re black and black people are thug gang banger criminal niggers
Alexander Carter
kek
Thomas Garcia
Kek
Luke Smith
Execution by .44 mag to the skull
Jace Moore
what if the wasp stings u instead
Blake Rogers
>grip my glizzy
A glizzy is a hotdog. I think you meant your blicky. Unless you legit meant your hotdog and you keep that motherfuckin thang on you.
Angel Diaz
All part of the pocket wasp
Elijah Hernandez
This happened to me one time and I let him use my phone he pretended to give it back then he punched me in the face and took my phone and ran. That was my first red pill.
Jonathan Brooks
>Deploy my infrared honey gel sprayer
>It garnishes the nigger
kek
Nicholas Hill
>what do you do?
Pray for god he doesnt robe me
Then i remenber im also a ducking nigger and have nothing with me so i dont care
Christopher Moore
if i feel like no one is looking I will sucker punch like a nigger and wail on him until he has a seizure. I will run into the dead of night avoiding all street lights with my mask and hoodie over my face
Joseph James
Suck his BBC
Jaxson Sanders
Sure, try to steal it and your older siblings gonna fuck you up before I get a chance
Thats the plus side of living in one area for 20+ years, I went to school with the older brothers/uncles of these guys
John Stewart
>”excuse me sir can I use your phone? It’s an emergency.”
I immediately realize this is a ploy when he refrains from saying bix nood for an entire sentence and sprint the fuck away
Blake Allen