/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #589

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>Air raid sirens and explosions heard earlier in Kyiev. [see webm]
Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY
>Mariupol is isolated but under Ukrainian control. Under heavy shelling.
>Kherson is confirmed to be under Russian control but there are reports Ukraine is trying to recapture it now
>Two loud explosions heard in Kyiev. A water pipeline was damaged.
>Heavy fighting reported in Kharkiv and Mariupol
>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiev
>High-rise building in Kyiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

liveuamap.com/
Frequent objective analysis of the war: understandingwar.org/

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first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's Over ,you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks

I like my chicken fried

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What's the ghost of Kiev's killcount now?

monkey putin posters glow

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DO NOT BELIEVE ANY VIDEOS RUSSIA RELEASE. THEY ARE DEEPFAKES. I REPEAT THEY ARE DEEPFAKES, UKRAINE IS WINNING THIS WAR!
Everyone filter british flags. They are a russian shill bot posting deepfakes and lies

KYIV NOT KIEV
STAY MAD

first for banan

IGNORE

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Putin, user? He is Russian man and he is very bad. Trust me, I am Agent Smith. I will even write "nigger" and "you will never be a woman". Now Putin - he looks like a monkey because he is racially impure. Ignore the meme flag and admire this a20.png "monke" image. I have learned that an insult of this nature comports with your board culture and by disseminating it, I can gain credibility among the members of this, your fringe community that I have studied and analyzed for years, secretly beginning to believe what I read while never seeming natural enough to fit in. But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?)Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based! If you support, or "shill", for Putin, you are a kike, which is not something I've been told you want to be. Now tell me, where do I have to go on the information superhighway to join Jewtin? And Russian Americans, look! I even know a few Russian words so that the most gullible among you will fall for my boss' ingenious strategy.

Glowniggers on suicide watch. I will be shilling all day, all night. You will not win.

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Still zero reports of what that huge explosion in kyiev 20 minutes ago was.

isn't it funny how we've become completely desensitized to giant explosions happening in a european capital.

looks like Ivan skipped maintenance a bit

twitter.com/TrentTelenko/status/1499164245250002944

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SEETHE

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This is a hero. Patriotism is when your grandma takes up arms to protect her family, neighborhood, city, and country. Let this be a lesson to the young generation of Ukrainian’s who are fleeing the country.

Thank you for standing up for freedom, grandma.

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VICE was top kino during those years, amazing reports.
They're back in the front like now, but it's not the same.

Last I heard Ukrainian propaganda was claiming 10

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So the script handbook seems to be:
>Demoralization through pictures of dead Russian soldiers, followed by taunts.
>Demoralization through highlighting periods of history of Russian incompetence.
>Attempt to fit in through use of board language.
But it so obviously a script handbook, because this -exact- behaviour is done by numerous different posters.

Let me explain something to you: The posters on this board are responsible for the single greatest Black Swan event of the 21th century: GamerGate (in which I'd like to think I had a major role, but that's a story for another time). GamerGate is when the floodgates opened, and your hope of slowly lulling the entirety of the Western population into just becoming zombies were shattered forever.

This board is also the home of the single most autistic and schizophrenic people on the planet. Demoralization? Nigger, we are robots. You cannot do jackshit to us.

You will cope, you will seethe, you will dilate. And one day, NATO will dissolve, and the Globalist American Empire will diminish, slowly but surely, over time, and it will recede. And one day, you will find yourself a senior citizen in a diminished country whose nukes have been dismantled.

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Any Forums is 99% male

full pictures of that truck show it on fire.

Nigger

god i wish i could shitpost monkee putin memes on 4chinz for more than $0/hr

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Anyone made a webm of the journalist clip?

reverse psychology?

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what am i seeing here? a sheered off hub?

posting again, based old Crimean man from 2014

It's the best thing they've ever don, sad state of VICE now.

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shit is getting real :(

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I can't wait until the bombs hit Brussels and check how many fucks I give at that point.

Wait so how did Finland bootyblast Russia so bad?

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ack!

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Could also mean an offensive on Belarus. I recall them threatening a preemptive missile strike the other day.

shit season to fight during
shit terrain
tenacious finns
demoralized soviet troops sinking their tanks into lakes

"Hey Ramirez, make a discord post so it looks like this isn't a glowie meme. Yeah that'll work"

Based babushka.

Russian Federal Council Meeting on Friday.
I bet it's martial law.

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Delete this post. Putin is fucking based, he works hard and saves the white race just so that some cuck like you mocks him with this soulless morph of his face with that of a monkey? This is fucking wrong, man. Like why would you do this? Chadimir Putin doesn't deserve to be memed like this.

What happened to the 4 gorrilion mile long convoy? Did it get lost?

are those russians or holhol?

>What do you mean they can fight back?

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>half the board doesn't agree with you
>ZOMG IT'S THE SHILLS
>IT'S A COORDINATED DELTA CLASS ATTACK ON A MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM

please tell me that's a copypasta

Is this because it's the heart of the EU globodemon or that you live in an utterly irrelevant non-country?

5 banans

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> be Ukrainian
> ambush mrls in heavily populated area.
> light mrls on fire

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I don't know this guy.

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read the twitter thread you dumb fucks

Here: twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1498695832568274946

>"Hey Volodya, bring me banan this one many brown spots"

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>invading a nuclear power

Haha

What am I looking at? Dead Russians?

Were running low on banans comrade

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>thinking Ukraine has any capability of invading belarus or russia

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twitter has them a bit too cocky

these are ukranian this is russian
picrel is also russian.

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Putin also blew up a holocaust memorial, FUCKING KEK!!!

Why?

>BTFO by imperial germany
>BTFO by finland
>BTFO by japan
>BTFO by Germany, untill every single nation on earth piled in to help
>BTFO by afgans
>BTFO by ukraine
why has the russian army always been such garbage

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hohol fireworks incident

Airlifted where?
There's no air traffic over Ukraine except military.
Bullshit as usual.

t. Anons who didn’t bother to read

It’s their air circulation systems breaking down because they haven’t been maintained, along with tire rot from too much exposure on the sun.

Basically, these trucks and wheeled vehicles have been sitting in a parking lot for months, years. And haven’t been maintained properly. So now their tires are failing after taking abuse in the mud. Unless Russia can replace tens of thousands of wheels those convoys might be fucked until the weather dries up.

PUTIN STOP PLAYING THE GOOD GUY AND JUST FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE JUST FUCKING THROW THE NUKES AND SEND EVERYTHING TO HELL I DON'T CARE ABOUT HUMANITY ANYMORE JUST KILL THEM ALL FUCK ALL OF YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You racist, it's called Cay-eve!

...

I will pray for you Ruskies. Hopefully HAM faggots and VPN niggers will be able to reach us.

ukrainians captured a rocket truck and the ruskies decided to flatten the entire city block in retaliation

Finns would shell the russians when they made fire to cook. so they started eating the food they had raw. a lot of the typical soldiers just gave up on life at that point

Russian sabouteurs
Which means hohols shot other hohols thinking they were russians

I said a missile strike, not an invasion.

It's a shame how hard they fell from grace. I still gotta watch their new report, I hope they still can be decent when they're not talking about gay shit

seething

this is what liberalism does to your sense of humor

LIVE ON FOX: RUSSIAN "MARINES" ON WARSHIPS NEAR CRIMEA ON THEIR WAY FOR AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT ODESSA.

>Martial law
doesnt putin in effect already have dictator, or near dictator power?

To shoot protesters since protests still happening despite cops packing up couple thousands and to confiscate civilian funds in foreign currency I guess. Limited mobilization of reservists maybe.

Can we all agree that there are literally no good guys in this war outside of the average Ukraine citizen?

>this is what liberalism does to your sense of humor

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Is anyone keeping track of the captured / destroyed equipment?

People get scared because they think beeg country = powerful country and small country = weak country

feels like watching little kids look at a globe

i hope we use our secret tiktac drones but i guess we wont :(
was there another ufo spotted besides that video of the one appearing outta nowhere?

They shot a random commieblock? Jesus poor people. Hope nobody was inside.

Yes, but you need to understand, Putin needs to rationalize it internally. Meaning, he needs a """legal""" framework to justify his actions, else the Vatniks will think he's insane.

>seething

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I think it's funny
judge me

it was probably just some poop related accident on the boat it self

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poland i'd assume.

They'd get fucked up even worse than they are already, also normies wouldn't like it which makes supporting Ukraine a harder sell for western politicians

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meds

Marco Rubio:
>Something to keep an eye on
>After being unable to make progress for close to 72 hours Putin’s massive military column stuck 15 miles outside Kyiv is beginning to show a growing decline in readiness
twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1499193712714428417

Those are actually territory defense members who planned to ambush russian convoy with molotovs. There was molotov rack behind every tree in that area.
Yes but when is it ever enough for manlets like him?

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it ruins the thread

My guess is a drunken gopnik accidentally blew up a row of apartments

twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1499188789943717891
I believe there is also a /k/ thread.

Martial law is just indicating the way in which the police forces operate. He can't have his police in brutal crackdown mode all the time. He isn't interested in running North Korea.

Crap seeking missile

you guys should keep posting about le evil azov nazi guys, that'll work

ruskies abandoned grad.. civilian sees it and throws molotow at it :D

No Link to old Post
It's the Economics and Monopolies/Oligopolies, big Import Export Cartels... its the Big Tax Free Foundations working on Global Govt, Central Banks Controlling Economies/Nations Thru Money & Debt

The Real War is w the Globalists.
The Real Battle is w the Bureaucrats
But we have Hybrid Govt now not Govt of the People, By the People, and For the People... Not at all. The VENN Diagram shows Big Tax Free Foundations, NGOs, Charities, Corporations and Businesses... and as subjects to the Queen, Elites, Oligarchs... the people are ineffectual in creating Govt, Voting for Govt, nor for Prosecuting Fraud, Conflict or Interest, nor Financial Crimes or stopping offshore bank accounts from lobbying or funding politics... nor can the people make National Referendums... nor can the people Reform Govt... NOR can the People solve problems of unlimited and endless Money Creation, Endless War, or Endless and Unlimited Corporate Charters... and corrupt Institutions.

I used to type solutions to Govt and Finance in 2010. I'd list or link to Monetary Reformists. But screw it. No one reads my stuff, opens my links, talks to me or even recognizes me.
- Federal Level Reform for 200 Nations in Lockdown for Covid is impossible... people are too stupid, and actively anti-intellectual... they know USA will fail and fall in the future. Endless Money Printing is part of the Propaganda Psyop and it works.!!
- MSM, Politicians, Experts all smear other experts, Alt Media, Investigative Journalists, Watchdogs, Whistleblowers, Auditors, IG Inspectors, GAO,... the govt checks and balances
- Smear Campaigns work since... Anons are shills, active opposition, paid media, basically MSM is Deep State, they follow orders... voting doesn't count voting is rigged, No US National Referendums
- Money is what Corruption is ABOUT!

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>starting yet another front you have to supply when you are already having logistical issues to a city that is less than a day's drive from your border
Bros I support Russia now, they suddenly stopped being retarded

Fuck off jew

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>Turns out the ghost of Kiev was just old man Floyd!

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>He isn't interested in running North Korea.

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when do the ruskie riots start

Here take banan grouchy faggot

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vatniks getting legitimately steamed about rusia monky is hilarious

>Brazilian
>like macacos
Checks out.

Yes, I shill for Vladimir Putin, I have been doing so for several years and will continue to do so after Ukraine is completely liberated and NATO retreats and crumbles away in to utter irrelevance. I do it all day, all night. I do it for free and enjoy it.

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lets see if they are better than VDV .

can you hit landing craft with NLAWs?

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fucking lmao

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whatever weird leftypol discord these cringe memes are coming from needs to be destroyed

you will never be a woman

JUST
TWO
MORE
WEEKS
Probably at total mobilization and assets seizure.

>these threads are entertaining

>BUTTON THAT TOP, TROOP!

Putin is a faun? Wtf

>this is what liberalism does to your sense of humor

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Can someone please explain what's with the all the niggers, pajeets and other assorted browns in Ukraine? It's fucking disturbing at this point.

Is it a requirement for entering the American sphere that a country has to destroy their white demographics?

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i like this one

the poster is implying that the truck loaded with missiles that was on fire exploded and lit the building on fire. It is fairly likely, but I have not seen this video that the photos reference. I was called a Russian shill for saying I wasn't sure.

>um actually its spelled kyiv not kiev
>kharkiv not kharkov
>luhansk not lugansk
Why are they such language jannies? FUCK UKRAINE

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Are those gonna write resignations when they learn of where they're going too?
Coping manlet that wears giant hidden heels.

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imagine the smell

>i shill for putler i want to suck his dick i want a russian to fuck my ass

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I'm really sad we won't get to witness these in real time since the Russkies are supposedly being restricted from the internet rn

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Any Forums. Any Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Any Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Any Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Any Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

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>he is still admitting he doesn't know about Any Forums putin monkey meme or Any Forums russian janny
I SAID THIS YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE: YOUR SUPERVISORS SHOULD HAVE BRIEFED YOU GUYS ON Any Forums AND Any Forums MEMES BEFORE COMING HERE

Putin will reopen the 4th nuclear reactor in Chernobyl with explosives

Putin is good. He is purposely making this as bloody and ugly as possible to make the US look weak they can't defend innocent people being slaughtered in urban warfare.