/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #151: World War Peko edition

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>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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Russia is never taking Kiev, are they? I just want to watch /comfy/ urban warfare.

NEIGARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Embed x3

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Kiev (not Kyiv) being bombed right now:
youtu.be/DJ-vrAm_yJQ

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I hope Ukraine is more reasonable in the second round of peace talks.

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azov bros... we got too cocky

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Anyone here started learning Russian? Any advice? I just want to be able to understand the videos and stuff.

Threadly reminder to post any fresh Kino as soon as you get your hands on it.

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Ogey

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level ukraine and salt the earth

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>greeting humans we come in peace

>news from days ago in a 6 day old war
>mostly shitposting in the general
So when is it happening broskis?

ro lling for the complete destruction of kiev

I've looked at this image for so long now, and I still can understand how that's a person's face. None of it makes sense.

ifunny level meme

Not much notable is actually happening recently, Ukraine is still losing on all fronts but aside from that, there's no big news.

>Ameriayys
>peace

Doubt they can take the capital if they want to hold peace talks without looking like a complete asshole...

How much do I get paid for shilling from MI6

So I hear that Russia is going to kill off reddit's user base.

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>10000 dead russians to take a single major city
was it worth it?

No way this is real i need source

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Why is the Russian military so bad despite being 2nd on the lists?

Soldiers surrendering at the first chance, not being able to take any major cities, ballistic missiles missing their targets, shitty analog radio equipment, vehicles constantly breaking down, shit supply lines, 40km supply lines, UA air defence/planes still flying, hundreds of pics of dead Russian corpses.

This is the most incompetent white military I've seen.

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The eastern front was a standstill for a couple of days. Invading wetland during rain season is a dumfuck move. They lost the momentum there on day 2. After the weekend they were able to apply pressure there again.

Can anyone please verify if this is true?

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>to post any fresh Kino
say no more fren
youtube.com/watch?v=azJdDWc29VA

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War weariness
Don't drink the propaganda koolaid

Goodmorning, sirs.

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And that's a good thing

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I think you forgot your meme flag buddy.

næb¿

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kek how the fuck did the israelis almost take cairo and damascus with a small troop number?

Difficult to learn. Especially for an native english speaker. Learn Kirillic Letters First, then some vocabulary.

based and kino-pilled

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Can someone post the Chinamen map of the occupation?

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cry about it

Is Soviet uncle putin correct here or just smack talking?

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You are looking at the too of her head as she is looking down. The big circle that weirdly hovers where her face should be, is the end of the microphone (the black speaker thing) that you see starting at the table in the bottom left corner. It's just also really bad quality

>replying to reddit

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Well for one thing they're not most of it is just propaganda your hearing.

But also keep in mind these are Russian millennials that have never faced true adversity just like (you)

I would say considering the circumstances they're doing an excellent job

I have to eat dinner so this will be my last thread as baker. Can someone else raise their hand and take over? (no glowniggers plz)
>you will know him by the cunny he posts

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Based.

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Not if Captain America shows up

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The kike is probably seething that a lot of user filter meme flags now.

any streams to watch?

>>you will know him by the cunny he posts
Blessed

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Duolingo, Youtube videos, ROCOR and at least an hour per day everyday. Learning to read it, is actually quite easy. Speaking, listening and reading cursive is another story.

Holy shit they are sending in the Avengers! Russia is fucked!

There's no way these aren't shitposters from Any Forums, no one can be this fucking retarded.

The Ghost of Kiev should have been a cute anime girl with twintails.
I bet more people would have fallen for it then.

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did these niggers forget that the Captain America and the Russians were on the same side?
he gets iced before the war ends
>historically illiterate niggers begging for war
every time

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1 hryvnia has been deposited in your account.

100%, Ukraine was captured by peter and catherine the great ages ago. It was made by the communists as a means of easier administration. The Ukraine comes from a russian word meaning the outskirts.

Z

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youtu.be/9igU0Xkzsuk

Ukraine version soon

whatcha doin' rabbi?

Based

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BIG BOMBA IN KIEV

I wish I could post horsepussy here. /mlpol/ proved the glowies fucking hate it.

based kokonoe poster
Twintails really are the best.

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So the bakers of /chug/ are all cunnybros? Now comfy being in the title makes sense.

kyiv

Shills on suicide watch

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What did he mean by this?

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Did anyone make a webm of the retard who tried to moltov a tank and than got shot down in the forest?

Meanwhile, in reality

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this war has produced 0 kino this far
shit sux

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Do it, coward.

Ok, here is my review of this Russian imported vodka: It's not bad. It's smooth, it has a light burn, and has a weak flavor. I'd say it's better used for mix drinks though. You can make a strong vodka drink and not taste the alcohol at all.

So far I have never found a vodka that I prefer to drink on the rocks. The search continues.

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Jewtube uses AI to lower bandwidth in videos now. Just look at the background in some videos.

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this map is a bit too generous

It's probably a kid, or a manchild

they have the president...

Except it will be a victorious song.
youtube.com/watch?v=h4T90HO0kFg

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Learn the cyrillic alphabet first. Don't do Duolingo for anything other than spelling. Do audio courses like Pimsleur.
It is very hard to learn, particularly declensions, though you don't necessarily need them to be understood, you will just sound like a retard without them.
Watch your shows with Russian subtitles or better yet Russian audio with English subtitles, and pay attention.

The bar has going lower and lower every year user, I wouldn't surprise me if this was genuine.

Communists made the Ukraine, he's going to unmake it.

Ukrainian bussys are getting smashed.

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so what's the next step of his master plan?

Sorry but it's true buddy

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Are you ? If so, I await your review on flavored.

Didn't you see those helicopter landings on day 1? That was kino as fuck.

>twintails
Mein nigger
We are just keeping the spirit of the sticky alive.

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I cannot believe these people. Who the fuck thinks like this?

Built for Big Chechen Cock

>So the bakers of /chug/ are all cunnybros?
/chug/ seems to have a good number of oldfags and oldfags are highly likely to be cunnybros just because of how old Any Forums was
great image

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Imagine how much American planes and glowniggers were involved in those wars.

Eh, chink maps have proven to be quite reliable, but we'll see soon enough.

If you want a drink to have nightmares about, get sparkling vodka.

which is what putin sent the troops to stop

Don't why they would be. When they start at give us back Crimea, I doubt they would relinquish much more. Sad, just getting their own people killed well their leaders sit in a room in Belarus or in a bunker away from the fighting.

Post Soviet cartoons
youtu.be/z2_dhUv_CrI

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MAY RUSSIA GROW LARGER!

Also, is the blue too high?

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Ukraine used to be called "Lesser Russia" during the empire, it's useful to know.

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Nice.

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get couped and hanged on live tv

ehhhm do russians take mercs?

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I love her. She could hit me with her wall anytime

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Beluga is really good. Shame the faggot leader of my faggot state ordered it removed from shelves a couple days ago.

Aren't the Avengers sworn the stay out of geopolitics? Didn't they have a whole event where they fought one another if they were beholden to globohomo demands?

Kiev, posted within last hour
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files.catbox.moe/t5cxzr.MP4
files.catbox.moe/1nc63e.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5aa81o.mp4

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>Who the fuck thinks like this?
Reddit.

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I just got down with the rona, so i have to stay at home for 12 days. Dont want to get banned

what does the Z stands for?

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>According to Ukrainian intelligence, Russia intends to declare martial law on March 4 - Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council Alexei Danilov
cant be real

Just got here, did anything happen in the last few hours?

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Le epic reddit moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you history fren

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Did she died?

Zalinsky

Based. Should have thought of buying some before my province virtue signalled and removed the single Russian alcoholic beverage they sold.

History of Ukranian territories.
youtube.com/watch?v=rcOfbm5PlWk

Zneed

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Victory.

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I think I saw this Thursday or Friday before it became a laughingstock, so it very well may be genuine.

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This map is deceptive. The pincers attempting the encirclement of the Ukrainian forces are still about 200 km apart.

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>correct
Take a look at some maps

Ukraine literally means "Borderland". Borderland of what, you may ask? Of Russia, "Land of Rus". Why? Because there are no "Ukrainians", there are just people close to border.

Z is for Злoй

I could bake maybe 1-2 threads if necessary, but I need to get some sleep after that.
Would prefer if someone else did it desu.

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twitter.com/redmanjustine/status/1499180156325445640

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

No big happenings recently

Yeah im sue the best thing ukrainiian spooks right now have to do is that.

They waited so long to declare martial law?

It is, the Russians were seen in the center of the city in one of the livestreams. I don't have the clip but you can see it in previous /chug/ threads. It fell yesterday I think.

eh but retreat through damp land is gonna be hard. those forces are lost no matter what

>Sirens on the 3rd stream

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I like yours better

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Imagine shovelling your own shit into a bin and think you're trolling anyone but yourself.

Do they have artillery that can hit at 100km?

Yes, pretty sure their job is to fight ayy lmaos according to what that eye-patched nigger said. I don't even read the comics and I know that.

The air raid warning is easily the most kino siren of all time.

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Yes it is I. Oh, flavored vodka? Well I actually don't drink vodka very much, but I remember the last time I had a vodka that tasted good was cucumber Stoli (Stolichnaya) which is actually made in Latvia.

Were there any war crimes investigations and trials after the dropping of atomic bombs in Japan? I legit don't know.

>According to Ukrainian intelligence
oxymoron

This should help you retards puzzle it out. The silver/shiny part of what you think are the alien's eyes/forehead there are just her hair. Her mask is black and covering most of her face. The weird white O and the shadow surrounding it is weird. If you look very closely at the image you can see her normal face under the shadows there.

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Big if true.


Edit: Keep me posted

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I'm not really a cunnybro. I'm not against it, but it seems to be effective against shills working in office environments and it's better than shitty meme posts as filler content I guess.
>tfw hentai folder is 60+gigs
>tfw it's mostly low res files
I'm going to the gas chambers aren't I?

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Nope, starving the city so you are welcomed as saviors is unironically a better strategy. Urban warfare may still happen in Mariupol and Kharkov, maybe even Odessa.

ZORRO, ZORRO!
THE FOX SO CUNNING AND FREE!
ZORRO, ZORRO!
WHO MAKES THE SIGN OF THE Z!

Z's nuts

Ziev

Ukrainian 'men'

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>le 2% face

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Finally some good fucking Kino.

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I love mommy.

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They aren't going to directly assault cities. They are going for encirclements.

>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
kek has this been confirmed?

Russian standard is best used in screwdrivers. Also, use donald duck OJ, I don't know why it's so good in screwdrivers, but it is.

only the axis commited war crimes, user.

Would I?
I would.
And will.

Let's hop Kiev will be taken in the next 24 hours

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Polish bisongrass vodka is pretty good

The Sirens mean fucking nothing, they let them run at intervals to keep the civilians awake and make them psychotic

There is no correlation between events and those fucking sirens

Finally, something /comfy/.

...

Ok, do one at least. Try around 300 post count and it should be good.

Anyone have a good map like this showing rough troop dispositions?

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I bet if you asked, the liquor store vendor would retrieve it from the back room. There's no way businesses would fucking throw their product away to virtue signal on behalf of the government.

If you want to get fucked up, try to get vinjak. It burns like a bitch, but after 2-3 shots it goes down like water, and it mixes good with cola. But for quality Serb alcohol you want rakija, but I don't know any brands because I only drink homemade rakija.

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Ah I still have RT

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>that was close
>close enough to see the flash
lol, also took 30s for the sound to reach them

ONE
Nothing wrong with me

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Anyone has the propaganda poster for the Gostomel paratroopers?

The text was Пoдвиг Дecaнтникoв Гocтoмeл 24 чaca smth like that

Kherson has apparently officially fallen according to the mayor, two sources provided in an earlier thread.

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It's great. Can recommend both Grasovka and Zubrowka,