/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #585

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>Kherson is reportedly under Russian control
>Two loud explosions heard in Kyiev. A water pipeline was damaged.
>Heavy fighting reported in Kharkiv and Mariupol
>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiev
>High-rise building in Kyiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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Frequent objective analysis of the war: understandingwar.org/
Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1499152758267650050
twitter.com/TCG_CrisisRisks/status/1499153738749022214
mysterium.network/
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Klaus Schwab boasted on camera that Putin is one of his WEF (World Economic Forum) puppets, along with Trudeau, Merkel, Macron:
youtube.com/watch?v=0v1pB8l6pQc

There are 2 scenarios:
1. Putin defected from the WEF and is now at war with them
2. Putin is still controlled by the WEF, and it's all political theater working towards the Great Reset

heil hitler

drink lads?

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Any Greek here able to clear up what the situation for greeks in mariupol is? I heard Azov attacked ethnic greeks, is that true?

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Post Zunny

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I HATE UKRAINE, THEY WILL LOSE, NAVY SEALS ALREADY IN KIEV, RUSSIA WON

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xth for more starving rusniggers

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DELETE PLS

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if dubz, nukes fly NOW!

Thank you m8, I'm in the need for one right now.

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New ISW map, fuckers!

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>The MiG-21 Lancer aircraft of the Romanian Air Force crashed in Constanta.

>The Romanian Defense Ministry confirmed the crash.

>The fighter disappeared from the radar 13 minutes after taking off from the Mihail Cogalniceanu airbase. The aircraft was on patrol over Dobrogea.

>Locals later reported on 112 that they heard a pop and then noticed heavy flames on the ground.

>Forty minutes after the MiG 21 Lancer disappeared from the radar, the Romanian Ministry of Defense reported a second plane crash.

>The IAR 303 Puma helicopter sent to search for the missing aircraft lost radio contact with the control tower and also disappeared from the radar. The pilot reported unfavorable weather conditions and was ordered to return to base.

>There were five people on board the helicopter, the Romanian media reported.

what happened to that town that made a human shield? haven’t heard any news, did the russians really give up on it because of that?

I unironically think i know who this is. Unless there are several gay Russian patriots with british boyfriends on Any Forums

Guys i just fart on my balls what do i do with my life

Lookner being a catty bitch tonight

>russian shills getting increasingly nervous
Sad!

As a fellow Russophobe, it feel great to see the whole western world finally unite in hating Russians and exclude them from literally everything, including the internet and vidya.

Cheers!

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Predict what will Happen to Putin
>Killed by his own country ala King Louis of France
>Suicides his way out like Hitler
>hides in a fucking hole like Sadam/Osama

Rubio is UNHINGED today. My Man! He's up for re-election this year too so PLEASE support this man's campaign. He's the only Senator to provide real up to date intelligence from senate meetings.

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Unsure why Azov would bother tormenting foreigners while he's fighting for survival. That sounds fishy.

Kotel gang get hype

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Any update on that Romanian MiG-21 and helicopter?

Is indiscriminate artillery fire into cities the most cowardly form of warfare? Here I thought Russians were like Ivan Drago, but they are actually like Barry Drongo.

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Is russias plan to take all their old soviet equipment to Ukraine and dump it there because they have no other way to get rid of it??

Thanks mate.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Kiev, is in fact, Kyiv, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Keev. Kyiv is not a country unto itself, but rather another free city of a fully functioning democratic system comprising a full country as defined by UN.

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>mfw we all get nuked over a bunch of fucking gypsies.

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Is it just me or does it look less red than previously?

oh shit

I just don’t see how the Russian economy recovers from this, they can’t even turn the stock market on it’s that bad

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Head to your local Voyenkomat and book a trip to Ukraine so you can get put out of your misery.

Blyat

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Yeah, agreed, that is unless the greeks are fleeing, which they are apparently trying to do. I can understand them. If my country was attacked and people who lived here for 500+ years but never bothered to learn the language were fleeing without fighting while everyone else has to, I would be rightly pissed.

The Ukraine is about to become a lot more red comrade, if you get my meaning.

It's Kovfefe

Did they just fucking retreat from Kiev?

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Reality setting in

>start war
>flee
Why do (((they))) always do this

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ribena

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>fully functioning democratic system
lmao

The us army tried that with niggers,
but they were keep stealing the fish and then not following orders.

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Buy the banana curve!

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>writing >Kyiev unironically
>supporting ukraine (the good side) unironically

when did pol become reddit?

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Pfft that was afghans vs the west

It looks like it's going to be a really weird encirclement going by where you cut off the east from Kiev but Ukrainian forces are still possibly able to retreat across the Dnieper. Or maybe they want to force a withdrawal now instead of having to liquidate a pocket since thier combat losses are mounting.

Bottle it up and sell it you'll need the money

Thread reminder
Save all the lame hohol memes and post to mine salt later.

globohomo thread, /chug/ is way better

>he MiG-21 Lancer aircraft of the Romanian Air Force crashed

Can confirm, this is what MIG-21 is built to do.

they arrested babushka for protesting :(
twitter.com/aperegarom/status/1499067632749797385?cxt=HHwWkoCzhbqE4c0pAAAA

I try but they dont want me

Probably means little to Any Forums but I have Ukrainian friends and texting them they all seem really confident of ultimately prevailing.

>MFW had a threesome with two 9.5/10 Ukrainian girls a few months ago on vacation to Kyiv
>MFW I texted them when the invasion started and they replied that they were overjoyed to hear from me
>MFW I'm the closest man on Any Forums to cute Ukrainian refugee gfs

Also attended a Zelensky speech in person - crazy everyone know him now

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Gosudarstvennyy gimn Rossiyskoy Federatsiia

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The totally 100% innocent DNR and LPR have never shelled a city in Eastern Ukraine ever, nope. They definitely did not shell Mariupol heavily in 2014 and kill scores of civilians, no way. Didn't see anything in Russia media suggesting anything like that, so it's clear it didn't happen.

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/uhg/ is the pro-ukraine thread. Go t o /chug/ if you want pro-russian retard.

Looks like Russia has lost some ground near Kyiv/Kiev?

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Yes like trophy hunting
It encourages baby booms

Dies of Pneumonia. Country ends up in a bloody civil war that spreads to neighboring countries.

Did they stall in the north or something?

They are going to end up as Chinas personal oil field.

You're in the langley thread m8

thank u rare pepe pls take a rare chud bluski in thanks

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I don't support Ukraine but watching Russia fuck up this badly is too funny

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whats wrong with you?

these seal are about to cry, fuck army service is cruel

>Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
Based and Blessed

I don’t believe you but cool story anyway

COOK THEM NAZIS (WHICH WE HATE HERE ON Any Forums) UP FUCK I HATE NAZIS GODDAMN NAZI FUCKS

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Fellow white people, we Chechens are 100% pure white folks too. And while we do worship an insane god, we only want to kill the heretics.
Also, where the white women at?

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>Chechnyans trying so hard to just act normal around civillians

twitter.com/rwapodcast/status/1499143773711962114?s=21

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NOT THE BEES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Thank to Russia for beat COVID

Why so glum?

Yeah, there was a Ukrainian counter-attack today that reclaimed some ground.

The fact that Russia is unironically losing to Ukraine is hilarious to me.

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no, you go to reddit and i stay here

I haven't even been looking for Jihadi Julian tears, is he mad or still coping for now?

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>“Of course not, it’s all made up, there are just a lot of people who are interested in Nordic mythology,” said one fighter when asked by The Guardian in 2014 if there were neo-Nazis in the battalion.
>When asked what his own political views were, however, he said “national socialist”. As for the swastika tattoos on at least one man seen at the Azov base, “the swastika has nothing to do with the Nazis, it was an ancient sun symbol,” he claimed.
Either Azov are absolute God-tier troll, the medias are doing some really bad character assassination.

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I want all of them to be anime'd kek

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Russian convoy is running out of fuel because they can’t get enough in because it’s very cold and the entire convoy has to idle their engines to keep warm.
>Russian invasion defeated by the cold.
Pottery

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What a ZOG faggot.

lmao

imagine reposting gov propaganda twatter

>that epic music
holy shit this is cringe

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Their economy won't be buzzing for a while.

How big are the protest getting in Russia? And how violent are they?

>come and see 2: came and saw

From the Zelensky's speech which I attended (30th anniversary of Independence, military parade)

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>Unironically

Go back to plebbit, you credulous simpleton.

buhanka-chan is alive and well

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They dont need people for Ukraine thats what i mean

I don't give a fuck. Find some putin propaganda.

holy shit i missed that door meme when did it happen? anyone has a video?

uuuuh right side of history bros??????

>Nazis
>funded by Jews, fighting for Jews
Plz explan

>The international rating agency Fitch downgraded Russia's long-term rating from "BBB" to "B"
>BBB - sufficient level of creditworthiness;
>B - Significantly insufficient level of creditworthiness
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1499152758267650050

didnt he say the fall of kiev was imminent two weeks ago?

UGHHHHHHHHHH HATE NAZIS

kherson people's republic will be comfy and based.
Love small protostates
putin's got style.

When are they gonna lay down their arms?

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> beaten by their own weapons
feelsbadman, germans member

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How much did the Ukrainian whores cost?

>the tanks that do make it into Ukraine get molotov'd by the civilians, thus providing warmth
>end up being cooked alive in the tanks
Holy shit, the soldiers are just trying to keep warm

what the fuck was that video lmao?
epic music, I was expecting the checkens to cut her throat, fucking nothing. this war sucks

Why do you kikes all type the same. It's all such weirdly aggressive seething.

>globohomo says you're bad
Oh nyo!

Congrats, you finally discovered the truth about (((them)))

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Soon.

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based

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FUCK UKRAINIAN NAZI JUNTA GOVERNMENT
WE SUPPORT DENAZIFICATION HERE ON Any Forums WE HATE NAZIS

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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You should check out r/worldnews.
Anything pro-Ukraine is 100% truth. Anything negative for Ukraine or pro-Russia is propaganda and never happened/unconfirmed/false.

God bless Rubio. Truly one of the world's great friends of freedom.

Ukraine will fall soon
Idiots who cope about BLIEZKREG vs 40 mil country need to shut up, this is forced by CIA

But they aren't. This is one of the fastest and easiest invasions ever

>twitter.com/rwapodcast/status/1499143773711962114?s=21
They are probably the most overstimated group in this war, they are as crappy as the rest of the Russian army

The one on the left is 17 and
his name is
Timati basseyn

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Why does Any Forums has flags if vpns (which some retards are always screeching about) exist and you can choose whatever flag you want?

it's over

LMFAO

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>basically all russian commercial aircraft is owned by larger Irish airline companies who lease them to russiaan ones
>these contracts now have to be cancelled and will bankrupt the irish aviation sector

lmfao can these sanctions be any more based, even the micks are getting fucked

>Ukraine/Russia: Air activity south of Kharkiv and reports of airstrikes on parts of Kharkiv. MLRS shelling also reported tonight.
twitter.com/TCG_CrisisRisks/status/1499153738749022214

More than you can afford pal, whorrari.

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180 Euros individually, 50 for them to go lesbo. 460 Euros for an hour's threesome, not counting hotel. Absolutely worth it.

Given their current morale, it's possible that it'll just turn into a frozen conflict with the demarcation line being the Dnieper.

no it wont, we are done

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just post a pic with timestamp out your window and you'll get a temporary one-thread pass from being called a vpnflaggot

please understand, vpns are now very expensive for vatniks

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Probably both.

>Ukraine will fall soon

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So kikes (like the pro-NATO kikes in this thread) can blend in.

It's weird and boring but I saw it in this thread yesterday. Hopefully someone still has it.

>You should check out r/worldnews.
How about no and how about you go back there?

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Impressive performance, hearts and minds won.

>vpns
vpns are mostly a meme. most vpns are blocked unless you pay hiromoot

the redpill is that there arent shills for any side here.

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I doubt whores in Ukraine are more expensive than here

How do i learn Russian bros? I've been learning on duolingo but progress is slow. Any tips?

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2/2
you have to understand that due to the large amount of subhuman shills from ukraine and russia, such measure are required to maintain the purity of a thread.
it's not that no one believes you, it's just that you're not trusted due to centuries of subhuman activities from east europe

Really

Thats the only possibilities

The things that fit your angle of reality?

Nothing else?

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*pop* goes the weasel

that's why their bringing in tanks from far eastern russia

vpns are really banned, I have tried with many and nothing worked, even with private proxies you would need to dig deep to find a good one still not banned

>mysterium.network/
Larp? I make income from this you fucking womble.

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>1. Putin defected from the WEF and is now at war with them

This,

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And a large majority of old US vets understand the average Afghan more than their own countryman.

Only the braindead are against the afghan, or do not realize that their issues are mainly caused by westerns.

Just like the red Fins did, amirite?

>how do you do, fellow white people?

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Me at the last Lenin statue in Ukraine under gov control (in Chernobyl, the one place they thought a Lenin statue was appropriate)

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Today, yesterday, the day before that too

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>no ukranian looter gf

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Seamus collection agency when?

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Nee Naw! Nee Naw! Nee Naw!

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>vpns and tor are banned
lmao, nigger

>17 whole POWs
Russia wins!

TWO MORE WEEKS TO KYIV

>Ukraine/Russia: Several offensives on Mariupol today, some fierce fighting, but most Russian offensives were repelled without gaining ground. Expecting overnight movements and further offensives. City isolated with limited resupply options.
twitter.com/TCG_CrisisRisks/status/1499154703833124866

My advice to cockholes, dont die for personal interests of clown Zelensky.
All of your life goal is EU pass, what prevents you from getting it after a special operation?

i dont like fren wars

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not really when azov kick down your commie flat doors, takes pot shots at russians and gtfo as you receive the response

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They were both 9.5's, irl friends and beyond freaks - best service I ever got, completely worth it.

Your id changes every single thread. I can't be bothered to post a timestamp every 5 minutes.
You always can grab a free AWS or Google Cloud box and make yourself a makeshift personal wirguard VPN. Or are those ips also banned?

I've been saying the same. some fags really want for people to post their face, ID, location and blood proof so you're not a shill in their eyes.

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nigger we know that if you pay you do whatever you want, but no one here wants to give moot 20$

just saw that ukrainians are forming a human barricade to stop russians troops
this will not end well