/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #147

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>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
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>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
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>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
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>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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Morning gentleman

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Thats a big Z

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>recent Kharkov

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These “victories” are not really important. Russia cannot control the gained territory (which is mostly roads) while trying to take kyiv. Basically, it’s only a matter of time before Ukrainians retake what was lost. Russians hadn’t done anything right and are about to collapse in multiple ways. First their invasion will collapse, then their country. We will see Russian female refugees being skewered by black men in Europe for table scraps and drugs. They will be passed around like prostitutes and turned into walking flesh lights.

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TOMBOYS

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Not all of us are russian spies, please translate

Are those the girl’s asses? Don’t wanna fap to gay shit

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Schizo question

What rites and blessings did they preform in this church for the war?

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Explosion in Kharkov:
twitter.com/aidaroussahmed/status/1499110621161345032

THIS LITERALLY FEELS LIKE THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIES WHERE THE HEROES ARE JUST GETTING OBLITERATED. SLOW MOTION SCENES OF YOU'RE LEAST FAVOURITE CHARACTER SPRAWLED OUT ON THE GROUND, THE LEADER JUST BATTERED, BROKEN AND NEARLY DEFEATED WHILE THE VILLAIN GOES THROUGH THEIR MONOLOGUE.
THE MONOLOGUE WILL BE INTERRUPTED, THE WELLSPRING OF HOPE NEED ONLY START WITH A TINY SNAP.

based southern army group. What army groups are your favorite?

Time to go to bed. Sleep tight /chug/, don't let the shills get to you.

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Married a tomboy, best decision of my life

Retards dont know how modern war works...

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Can someone post the MP4 with the shitloads of explosions in the distance and that obnoxious music over it? If you know you know.

Have heard nothing out of chernihiv for 2 days

before that reports were Russia bypassed it to move columns to Kiev instead, so its in sort of a semi kettle right now

how come none of the parties wear skull masks?

KeK

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coomer retard

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Just had dinner. TV news on, full on soap-opera, beyond biased reporting or propaganda, just a soap-opera. Jews are furious.

gotta love how your cope is evolving, lets see how it goes when civs throw molotovs at passing russian vehicles oh wait we already have HAHA.

THIS RIGHT NOW LITERALLY THIS

SO MUCH HECKIN

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southern arm division is led by a fellow /chug/bro and that's why it's a pretty successful division

I thought Russia had taken over the city 2 days ago. Didn't the mayor even yield the city?

Kino nice bake OP

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This one?
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Predict /k/ /k/otel /k/ope here:

>BUT IT'S ONLY LIKE 500 GUYS TRAPPED
>BUT THEY KILLED 10K RUSSIANS BEFORE THEY SURRENDERED
>BUT THEY WILL BREAK OUT ANY SECOND NOW
>BUT THEY WILL NEVER SURRENDER
>BUT IT WAS JUST RESERVISTS AND OLD SOVIET SHIT EQUIPMENT
>BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER POOTIN WILL LOOSE!

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The legs seem hairless thou...

KAB-1500Kr-OD

*Pomf*

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Considering everyone that went there got literally blown the fuck out, you’d get to live another day

sir, goodmornin

Blessed tomboy sex.
Goodnight based Mongolian.

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Gnight fren
They are in blockade, mine field blockade. Russians don’t want to make unnecessary losses

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Thread theme?

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>girls are looting the largest mart in south Ukraine
Not sure if asses are theirs, I've seen photos of looters in Kiev taped to lampposts the same way

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how long to these marauders usually stay up ont he trees? Are there actually people who dare to rescue them or what?

>Belarus

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Those of the 2 republics. One have 20 and the other 14.000 and the other 20.000 and both still better than the russian one.

Putler should make Germany pay for his oil in jets and missiles for an ironic Nazi being killed by Nazis twist

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Eh. No. The one I'm talking about is just a very intense artillery barrage in the distance which looks like disco lights with the shitty music.

gn magyarose

Chad Chechens so far

>your nation will never have a buddy like Belarus
Fucking germany and Switzerland those retard assholes.

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Girls in Kherson loot the largest shopping mall in the south of Ukraine

Does anyone else find this fucked?

I feel like if these people were 2 shades darker, We would be invading them right now and this would be blasting on CNN as
>TERRORISTS USING WOMEN AND CHILDREN AS MEAT SHIELDS

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someone said yesterday or the day before that if the army in Kharkov don't surrender within 24 hours Russia will go in hard
i guess this is the result

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CARAMELDANSEN IS NOT SHITTY MUSIC!

nah
youtube.com/watch?v=1tgFZP4NxBo
this is

based

This one, yes, thx fren.

Very nice.

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>so basically gentlemen the plan is i'm gonna take my big wand here
>ALAKAZAM
>and turn ukraine back into russia
>and zelenskyy into something useful

FUCKING SAVED !

Black hair girl looks a lot prettier on instagram... filters not even once

tried a coup in belarus - failed
lost in afghanistan
are going to lose ukraine
what's next for westerners?

The morbid thing is that those "factories" are valid military targets and retard ukies not only let their kids work there, they also post the footage to be geolocated and destroyed.

Threadly reminder shills work on Langley / Tel Aviv work hours.
Cunny keeps them away.
Both the republics have been shelled for years. They've been praying for a chance to rip Azov's necks in two.

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Why did he switch sides?

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it's all going to be in vain. Still blows my mind that Ukies haven't surrendered yet. I wonder how bad it has to get before they fully surrender? Surely Russian rule is preferable to death, no?

Maybe I am jaded but it also freaks me out. It would be wholesome if they were making them for soldiers, but they are going to make granny and young girls play Hunger games and get themselves ventillated

youtu.be/ooWa4wwazjs?t=3746
Bombed out military camp 10 km off Kiev courtesy of local media (flips are everywhere in the world so frontline footages sometimes gets here). Vid might be a few days late and just ignore the flipspeak. Base looks like it got hit by thermobarics or ammo cooking off.

Imagine a single pro-russian zealot finding the facility and accidently, by total luck, happen to set one of these on fire.

can someone post that pic from the webcam of the Russian convoy, where it's a Smartcar photoshopped to have a big Z on the side of it?

I will post big boobs or ToT hentai as thanks (your choice) even if it gets me b&

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>and zelenskyy into something useful
Ayyy

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kek

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Jó éjt, magyar fren

Nazdrowie comrade

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Trava u Doma

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Southern front has allegedly reached Karmenka close to Dnipro

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is this one true or not?

Lukashenko is pretty based for not caring about the military alliance they've got
Thought it was funny that Ukraine even threatened Belarus with strikes, as if that could never go wrong.

They're the good guys so of course it's seen as good. mainstream news isn't far off blasting INNOCENT CIVILIANS GET STRIKED IN SCHOOL

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>>and zelenskyy into something useful
fucken kek

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>jewish and cia shills are disgusted by porn featuring children
I dont think you thought this through

kek

I don't think homosexuals can turn into something useful.
Sex.

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For you

Is this the temple of golem?

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i would like to know this also

burger plebbitor who flew to ukraine to fight Ivan shocked when his first night on the front was spend in an unheated building at 14C

if sleeping in fuckung 14c (which by the way is comfy) is too much, then i can't wait for his reaction when the shooting starts

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mega based

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I wish I had the sound version of this. Ukies should take it to heart.

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One cunny per thread,shills and glowniggers are dead

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>Does anyone else find this fucked?
Plenty of people, as far as I've seen.
I've said this before, but Zelensky NEEDS to face justice for this. You can't do this to your own populace. Nasty-ass jew.

Very nice

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