Reddit Volunteer Mercenary Thread #14

>Discord Edition

>What's happening?
Redditors are taking the war into their own hands by dropping their entire lives and flying over to Ukraine to help fight.

>This is a guide they posted with general tips for foreign combat such as getting vaccinated and watching your microagressions (yes, really)
docs.google.com/document/d/1YF23pe8cY3BkdLMpvQgNuMo1WZ5vB5z8IlK9oYO5TdI/edit

>Some scammers have gotten wind of this movement and have used it as an opportunity to separate Reddit Heroes from their hard earned shekels. That's not nice!

>They've recently learned that they may be held to a 3 year contract. Watch them cope with that information here
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4er9w/so_i_just_got_off_the_phone_with_the_ukrainian/

>One actually arrived and decided to go home because the Ukrainian forces had neck tatoos and he just remembered his parents were sick. Read his account here
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4itpu/please_consider_why_i_turned_around_at_the_border/?sort=controversial

>They've made an official discord with over 350 users so far. You can join the server with this code (you will have to agree not to troll before you can see anything)
8w7qKywwXt

>Last Thread:

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Try to be a little more subtle than this user

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sneed

What could they be talking about?

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Bump

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Eeewww

how they would singlehandedly take down evil Putin like Avengers took down Thanos

also sneed

woops

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fiflthy casual

>Arma 3
redditors were believing that scenes from that game were firefights from Ukraine despite playing it for 1k hours?

Think about what would happen to the women/feminists if they were to go:
>Arrives
>Goes to local militia to get signed on
>They laugh her out of the building
>Somehow gets hands on AK, decides to solo the Russian Army
>Fat waddles to the front lines.
>Sees Russian tanks. Russians ignore her at first because she's clearly not a threat.
>Hides behind corner, sprays a few blind shots at tank thinking it will do something
>Recoil knocks gun from hands.
>Tries to retrieve it
>Gets arm shot when reaching out of cover.
>Curls up into a blubbering ball of tears.
>Doesn't realize a fit soldier could just run away
>Russians turn corner and keep her covered with tank. See her blubbering.
>Russians get out of tank.
>Entire motor pool runs a train on her while she begs for them to stop and think about their misogyny.
>Gets taken as a war bride.
>Becomes captive tradwife in a harem of captured feminists belonging to some ugly fucker with fetal alcohol syndrome in Siberia.
>Ends up having to pump out a dozen mutt babies against her will.
>She learns the real horrors of the patriarchy.
>To everyone in America, it looks like she disappeared as soon as she arrived in Ukraine. Never seen again.

My fucking god, you can't be this stupid

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this cant be real can it? I have like 1800 hours in Siege, does that make me a spec ops expert?

Yes

>Update
It'll definitely have some carry over user cause you'll know how to peek and shoot people in the head real fast like

does anyone have the pic where Redditors thought Adam Lanza was deploying to Ukraine?

i give 1 hour from now to be completely coopted by trannies
next time we check it'll have pronouns and a #nsfw where they post pics with those tranny socks

>ukraine will be dust
Fixed that for him

>ukraine will be in the EU
it wont be livable at all in the next decade minimum. these people really have no idea how comfortable their lives are. like that faggot yesterday who was bitching about the 14C temperature at night kek
ill just flick to the russians heads! I'll have peekers advantage too

Lol somebody there has a Jan 6 flag. Watchman is a poltard

ive have flown hundreds of hours in combat missions (in battlefield games)

put me in and ill be the elite chopper pilot of kiev

nah I'll be laughing, when the Russian upload the gopro footage of those retards dying.

kek’d

never fight for a shithole country like ukraine!

the propeller of prokofiev

oh my god

damn, i have about 20,000 hours of experience in Civ games, age of empires AND shogun.
will they make me a ukie general?

No, but that flag will

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Oh yes they legit can

>bunker trannys have successfully derailed Any Forums enough to waste time browsing reddit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>people who've never even been in a fight or got punched in their face want to go to russia to fight professional hitmen, marksmen and artillery

why?

because kikes told them to

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because russia bad dont ever think about anything else like the 8 pages of adverse effects from the vaxx!

files.catbox.moe/0euo9i.txt
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>laughing at retards is outside of Any Forums expertise
i have never seen a good poland poster

it can't be real

I'm not gonna miss out on something that entertaining. It's condensed retardation.

Still more experience than some 16 year old kid joining up in 1914, although at least they weren’t obese and reliant on ssris

Sadly, its not. Those are some antifa faggots.