My friend is volunteering in Ukraine

This is my Canadian friend, he is trying to volunteer in Ukraine to fight, we are trying hard to convince him not to go but he insists... he bulk purchased expired quikclot and japanese MREs, what do we do?

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Encourage him

based
his body will provide many meals for the starving russian barbarians

Did he get the Japanese MREs because he's a weeb and thinks that they'll be healthier than anything else?

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S FAT

Schwarze sonne shirt based fat fuck

My grandfather had saying that applies here, “You can’t fix stupid.”

What's he volunteering as, a roadblock?

Is that a black sun in the hoodie? If it is just encourage him to join and let chechens sort him out

Wtf is wrong with his face?

He will be soft and squishy boy toy for the chechens

THE BEHEMOTH OF BERDYCHIV

What’s that fat boy gonna do lol oink oink piggy

>fat fuck that cant speak a lick of Ukranian or Russian
yeah, definitely, go.
>he'll be dead in 2 weeks

Do nip MREs have chili mac or chicken enchilada option? If not, what's the point?

His fat will make ukrop BTRs more flammable.

lmao

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he doesn't look too smart

He's got a camo hoodie, he's basically an expert

kek

He trained his neck too much

He'll lose weight

Let him go

make sure he is fully vaxxed

It's a japanese vagina

Too fat for the camera lense

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He will last about 30 seconds of fire and movement in combat...then have a heart attack.

>He will be soft and squishy boy toy for the chechens

they gonna gangrape him so bad, they can even cut a slice of bellyfat off and use it for lube.

>what do we do?
Take out a life insurance policy on him.

If it makes you feel any better user he'll likely be killed before his body gets raped by Chechens.

The Pig of Pripyat

cant wait to see the gore pics with all the exposed fat. Maybe ukrops will have a little bit of feasting

Jesus Christ, we already have enough food supply.

That's a big target

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I though the pig of kyiv was already deployed

reports of a bandit behind enemy lines eating all the russians mres. canadian hero of ukraine the ration ravager of romny

He's a fat piece of shit. He's a liability, tell him to stay home.

He's a fatass. He'll be the first one to die on the front lines. Too unconditioned not just to take cover, but to even move. He'll get shot in non vital areas and expose his unit to fire as they try to save him. If I was in his unit, I'd frag him to prevent him from dragging us down.

Holy shit that guy is fat and old.

>fat
>black sun

ffs
tell him to exercise

90% chance he gets killed by friendly fire. Does he have any cool shit you can keep?

Is that Tim Dillon?

Tim Dillon would join the navy instead.

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he will be used a fleshy comfort hole by mongoloid auxiliaries.

he wont need a MRE for a few weeks

Is he planning on eating the russians?