EMERGENCY

USA declared war

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sauce? i call bullshit.

Whenever he said "Go get'em" I can definitely say most people in the military thought, "oh no what has he done".

War on cancer, come on man

he called for more economic choke holds I was watching this shit last night. It was a massive nothing burger

War on Alzheimer's

no we didn't
there will be no war
russia and the usa are doing this to get a pro-US/pro-RU government in place
not an EU government
both of us need that oil

Yep, we are teaming up with Russia on this one. Prepare your anus.

I hate my government

HOLY FUCK A USA JUST FLEW OVER MY WAR

don't think he has that ability

I sense some major fuckery coming in this war bullshit....Everything is not as it seems...

war on dementia and incontinence

Nice try faggot.

War on stairs and unmolested little girls

On drugs

Nothing will happen

Go get erm!

Literally says "go get them" at the end of the speech. I assume he meant to hop in our bass boats and attack Russia.

war on.. on.. there's a saying... in portuguese... if... if you feed the fish.. if you teach the man to.. if you feed the man fish for one, err, one day you.. wou will.. eerr.. you... hmm..

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war on anti-semitism, racism, white nationalism and transphobia

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The world is fucked

Kek

Yeah for attacking Iranians.

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