/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #142

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>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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thanks for the bread, bread maker!

Roll for "x" posters are shills and thread derailers, ignore and report.

Fall of Kiev when?

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Klaus Schwab boasted on camera that Putin is one of his WEF (World Economic Forum) puppets, along with Trudeau, Merkel, Macron:
youtube.com/watch?v=0v1pB8l6pQc

There are 2 scenarios:
1. Putin defected from the WEF and is now at war with them
2. Putin is still controlled by the WEF, and it's all political theater working towards the Great Reset

I'm not a fan of cars but I've heard they're fucking good if you put good money into them.

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Obligatory Bukhanka-chan

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Shut the fuck up nigger this has nothing to do with the war.

>1. Putin defected from the WEF and is now at war with them
That would explain the absolutely COLOSSAL propaganda campaign against Russia and all the pressuring to have other countries intervene.

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Beautiful Ukrainian women aren’t taking Russia seriously.

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Buhanochka my beloved...

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Obligatory Z-chan

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Are you sure Klaus is even an reptile at this point? He acts more like an animatronic

rolling

IS THE 40 MILE CONVOY KILL OR NOT??

Obligatory Bukhanka-chan and Z-chan

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That's an airstrike right? That's not artillery, right?
youtu.be/uOCm12cdZ8k

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I hate that retard who decided to change the name, but even more those that agree with it.
This country is going into shit.

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>I'm also on Ukraine's top 10 bachelorette's list
Doubt (x)

Literally 2 weeks.
Encircle the bulk of the Ukrainian army in the east.
Destroy.
Regroup and mop up.
Ukraine then becomes Ukraint

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She(?) looks like a chimpanzee.

It's 4,000 miles long now

anyone here notice pol is more comfy since the invasion happening?
like sure more shills than ever.. but theyre easier to spot now so it's like ignoring popup ads. Also more people are nicer

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Clearly he didn't do a very good job at killing her, but he sure maimed her face.

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no lol, ukraine hasnt the ability to do anything to the convoy

Why are you posting these retarded numbers when we've got much more reliable stuff to rely on now?

I hate niggers, but strongly love Kuro.

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Her schnobel is big enough to sway her in a side wind.

Ukraine is kill. They are absolutely screwed.

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Obligatory Bukhanka-chan, Z-chan and T-72-chan

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Zunny to go

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Her mother drank when she was pregnant with her. That is FAS

>NOOOOOO NOT AGAIAIIIIN NOT NUCLEAAR NOIOONOONOOONOIO NUCLEAR SIRENS AHHHHH WORLD END LIFE ON EARTH COMING TO EEND NUCLEAR NOOOOOOOOO STOP PUTLER

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It tastes like shit anyways, I'll be spraying a big Z over these when I see them in store.

What’s with all the black people hate, seemingly out of nowhere?

DAILY SIREN ALERT
>DAILY SIREN ALERT
DAILY SIREN ALERT
>DAILY SIREN ALERT

Make a graph of it for the next thread, user.

It's a 40 mile long convoy of a colossal amount of vehicles, of course it's not going to continue at full speed from start to finish, there will be cars that break down, there will be cars that weren't refueled to the max, and there could be supply line issues and that seems to be the case.

It'll get to Kiev in time.

They are official numbers. I think it's interesting that even with the wild Ukrainian claims, they barely made a dent on the Russian military

I don't know why you expect any better from corpos.
>y-yeah well NO BURGERS FOR YOU RUSSIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, good fucking job, McDonald's. I bet their healthier diets is going to make them see your light.

The virtue signalling is absolutely retarded. Gonna buy some tomorrow because I like the ice cream. I think it will be in the original packaging still.

It revived. Again.
That's because Kuro is sex incarnate.
I mean between spotting shills, posting cunny and waiting for reliable info and the usual "x is not white" threads, cunny/shillspotting sure is more comfy.

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That's one inbred jew

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Nobody likes niggers. Not even niggers

No they're not official numbers, they're Ukrainian numbers, they're also false numbers.

Just a spring thunderstorm

>delicious abs but also a thousand yard stare
What was she seen /chug/?

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>buhanochka?
BUKHANOCHKA!!

Adenochrome supply ran out, send help.

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I’m still convinced the corpo reaction is because of the currency trade stopping. Corpos don’t gain anything by continuing to sell products for rubles when they can’t convert to USD.

How many other helpful twitter takes are coming out now that the situation is hopeless? Seems quieter now.

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Very old DNR kino

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That's what official means.

Besides you say Russia lost 15% of their tanks? That's even worse than what Ukrainians claim. I guess you mean 15% of the deployed tanks.

Niggers tongue my anus

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pattern recognition

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That's a genestealer right there

Nice

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Cute