/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #573

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>Heavy fighting reported in Kharkiv
>Russia is conducting tactical strikes in Kyiev. A TV tower was hit. Another missile missed and hit a Holocaust memorial site.
>Russian strike on Kharkiv administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mairupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kyiev
>Peace talks ended, no agreement reached
>Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiev
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiev
>High-rise building in Kyiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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Frequent objective analysis of the war: understandingwar.org/
Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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youtube.com/watch?v=5nkgfoaI_rI
youtube.com/watch?v=zVcKj5B9nz8
theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/05/eu-sounds-alarm-at-russian-troops-ukraine-border-moves
twitter.com/Skawtish/status/1499021726776238086
twitter.com/Skawtish/status/1498838036460802050
twitter.com/RALee85
reuters.com/business/energy/us-open-sanctioning-russian-energy-sector-white-house-2022-03-02/
z.zz.fo/MR53s.mp4
z.zz.fo/h13lF.mp4
z.zz.fo/23Sy0.mp4
twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1499026076860825603
youtu.be/W_kKIibHuf0
youtube.com/watch?v=3OIgNBKhbZs&t=809s
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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>>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO

So if we join NATO quickly while their conscripts/slaves are distracted, they will be too afraid to do anything.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Central Powers troops after taking Kiev in March 1918.

Can Russia do what they did 104 years later?

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theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/05/eu-sounds-alarm-at-russian-troops-ukraine-border-moves

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central powers consisted of human soldiers, and professional ones too, russia is sending subhumans so nothing will change

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Good day to you /uhg/ frens!
So anyway I had this idea in my mind since morning. What if I tattooed a happy or rather scared merchant on one of my ass cheeks? That way he would be constantly gassed kek.
Opinions?

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with sound

twitter.com/Skawtish/status/1499021726776238086


seems like a cruise missile

Ukrainians might be reddit zogbots but you have to feel sympathy for what they have gone through the past 100 years. I know it's a trope but geography really is destiny

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2 more waves, 2 more failures

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FUCKING HOHOL MAPS BUY A NEW SERVER THE MAPS BARELY LOAD

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Mark looks fairly famine-hardened and he's got about 5,000 calories worth of jumbo fucking doughnuts.

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MANBEARPIG?!

Do they actually get paid for this shit or are they just a slave army?

>/chug/ is twice as fast as /uhg/
>/uhg/ is now comfier then /chug/

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Its being ddosed by russians apperently

If I recall correctly, they get paid 500$ a month.

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have you guys seen this?

twitter.com/Skawtish/status/1498838036460802050

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Is that in dollars or the rapidly cratering ruble?

If they were cloudniggers that would be easy to bypass. Region-block :)

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chug is just full of shills lol
I kind of love it here

>ASBMilitary
Literally a retarded pro-russian shill that's eternally butthurt after the russian army got assfucked in Syria

If anyone actually wants an educated person that doesn't simply believe headlines and random shit, then this guy is really cool (although slower than many accounts, mostly because he doesn't just believe everything that gets posted)
twitter.com/RALee85

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The fact that he's from Liverpool makes him just slightly more subhuman than the hohols.

>twitter.com/Skawtish/status/1498838036460802050

Amazing. That song lives rent-free in my head since yesterday.

reuters.com/business/energy/us-open-sanctioning-russian-energy-sector-white-house-2022-03-02/
>U.S. says sanctions on Russian energy 'on the table'

UH OH KREMLINBROS... WE GOT TOO COCKY...

We get plenty of russian shills in late evening and night I noticed

Russian life costs 11k rubles. So, about $0.3.

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Any news about the ghost of kyiv?

well that didn't age well

z.zz.fo/MR53s.mp4
z.zz.fo/h13lF.mp4
z.zz.fo/23Sy0.mp4

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It's because you have a faggot brain. You want to suck how cocktail. Faggot.

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that's more than a burger zogbots family gets when they go die for israel in the desert

ARE YOU WINNING SON????
Zelensky: :-((((((((((((((((((

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This shit is raking a lot. When will (if ever does) gettinng bigger?, idk, full russian attack/territorial control, international powers tagging along or something, whatever.

so is the whole "anonymous declares cyber war on russia" thing a larp or is something actually happening? just heared it mentioned on the news.

Fuck you and all your Twitter faggots. Kys without delay you shill faggot loser

> You want to suck how cocktail.

Absolute state of Mutt education.

it was me all along

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If i ever get to return home(appartment in kiev and countryhose 34kms away from it) i invite you all bros to stay at my place. And go check all the cool war places together.

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Not that funny desu

>tfw no goals scored today

Xey're still a ghost

100% i'm planning a vacation to Ukraine. wagmi

damn I'd join you only if i can get out of this shithole if if I wish.

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of course it's a larp. real hacker groups are freelance hacking russian assets, though that's at least 95% larping as well

Meeting up with people from Any Forums has always been a bad idea. I recall the stories of the cum cookies. Otherwise cool idea.

pizza pizza

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Based

Is this one of those auto rage messages the anons were making threads about?

script kiddies are busy playing elden ring, cia needs to hire more and block their access to steam

an eventful smoke break

twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1499026076860825603

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thanks fren. godspeed!

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why are 20 000 people tracking N4620?

LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB
WHAT KIND OF SNACKS DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN THE UKRAINE

ZOINKS

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>sending starving 18 year old men with 50 year old equipment to invade peaceful European country
>WHY ARENt WE wiNnIng ReEeEEeEEEEEe

Globohomo needs to give up. Vlad Putin is a solid orthodox Christian. He's got God on his side. Globohomo has gay demons. Vlad Putin will crush their heads with God's grace.
youtu.be/W_kKIibHuf0

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Fuck I was planning to go to Kiev with my friends from Zakarpatska.
We'll bring beer and have shashlik together mate, hold on.

We'll build a fund with the profits we get from EUR/RUB exchange.

murican humvee destroyed by murican javelin

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Based, I'll bring some homemade kiełbasa and booze

They have cloudnigger up sometimes dont know why do they disable it later

Hello its me Any Forums's anonymous, yes its real we are cybering putin rn shit is c4sh

It honestly feels like the lashing out of a dying empire

But they are winning. Your faggot shithole full of cam girls and depression is next, essstiiii

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Probably a lot of ingress traffic = $$$

No you won't. Not unless you've got a Russian passport faggot

>oy vey goyim look jewkraine is winning look at all the Russian losses
>zog please set up no fly zone

these things don't add up

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thanks fren I'll bring your choice of snacks and pay your rent for a month.

yesterday I developed a theory that all of this is on purpose, kikes want to take out russia as a military superpower so that they only have china and usa as the remaining ones, in order to do so they told putin to massacre himself and he gladly did so

Addendum: without caching. You pay a shitton if traffic actually goes to the backend servers. But cached content is essentially free. Given the dynamic nature of the conflict, the cache TTL was pretty small probably, so quite useless.

I'm screencapping this for the future epic /uhg/ come-together thread.

The Russian Army won in Syria.
President Doctor Bashar Al Assad is still in power and NATO's ally ISIS is broken.

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rollln bc why not

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youtube.com/watch?v=3OIgNBKhbZs&t=809s

>Russian APC stolen by a farmer and a tractor
>Russian tank column stopped by Slavs in puffer jackets
>landmines removed by hand whilst smoking
>Russians are winning
Ok m8

>You want to suck how cocktail

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kek

Some gruesome aftermath after Russians bomb Kharkov.

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Members of the Russian army will gladly accept this invitation. Desu

Someone Photoshop the UN alien demon into the side window

>OHMYGOD I CANT BELIEVE AN ACTOR WAS PLAYING THE ROLE OF A TRANNY INDIRECTLY MAKING FUN OF IT BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF UKRAINE IS HOMOPHOBIC!

Rampant ghost brigade payroll padding of the ranks by parasitical administrative higher ups. So they’ve been conscripting randoms to make up the numbers when ordered into formation. That’s what’s going around anyway. Might have something to do with the level of competence and commitment on display. Kleptomaniac controlled gangster state has trouble maintaining a trained and motivated military. Who could have guessed?

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Will they do it to crush the competition?
I mean russia is basically a camgirl farm.

Don’t forget the $100 / 1000 ruble death benefit.

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