European languages are FAKE AS FUCK

All "Romance" languages are literally the exact same language and you can completely understand each other with the tiniest bit of effort. These are:
>French
>Spanish
>Portugese
>Italian
>Mexican
>Etc.
I know this from experience. I only know Spanish from retards online, learned a little French as a child, and I can read and communicate Italian easily. They use the exact same words for shit.
When you realize how regional accents work living in America, where we all speak American, you realize how fake this shit is. It's like Ebonics. If they started codifying the Minnesota accent and putting grammar rules in place that
>O, Don'tcha Know?
is a different language to-
>Oh, didn't you know?
People would believe it. Suddenly they would think "Oh no, I can't understand his speech, it's anudda language, ahhh!!"
Like did you know that the Southern regional word for
>shopping cart
is actually
>buggy
?? Oooh! Different language, you guys! That's literally the level of difference between Romance languages. They're nothing but codified regional accents. They're completely understandable.
This post is inspired by the guy who said he is Russian and can only understand 70% of Ukrainian. LMAO
Bull. Shit. It's exactly the same if you apply the tiniest bit of flexibility and use your head.

So why the fuck don't you already speak another language? Shit, if you're American, you do.
>Dis here Ebonics ya'll, we finna anotha language now, forrreal!
Knowing what that means, to Euros, qualifies you as at least bilingual.
Now get out there and (.call.to.action.js) = insertfrom(preload.hatespeech.xcf)

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> All "romance" languages
I'm pretty sure it's "Romantic" languages as in Romans, not love.

>What are language families?
Do mutts really?

retarded slide thread
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Are you going to cry?
It's a shitpost not a slide thread stop fucking crying and participate

Yes those languages are all bastardizations of Latin, aren't you clever for noticing? Anyway, now do Finnish. Or Welsh.

I sprak spanish and I understand like 90% of Portuguese and like 70% Italian.

Interesting fact: Argentinians are mainly Italians who adopted Spanish. Their soanish is basically mixed with italian phonetics and terms.

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>>Mexican
> regional accents work living in America, where we all speak American
This feels too obvious

Yeah but English is a pidgin language.

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>Welsh
it's too late for them. By artificially pretending they spoke a different language, and codifying it, they made it different. How did you miss that point?
If they codified the New Orleans accent and called it another language, yeah it would be harder to understand the words as it grew away. BY JUST ADMITTING
>Nah, that's English, you just speak it weirdly.
You prevent retarded shit like "Welsh" which is LITERALLY just a regional accent which has been LARPed and added to so it is harder to understand. You actually supported my point

is this mutt cope for only being able to speak 0.8 languages?

Sure, and German and Scandinavian languages don't have a similarity at all.
And English isn't an admixture of French (formal) and German (informal).

American English is the standard for aviation, medicine, business and whoring. All other languages should be made illegal. Most of y'all sound like you have a mouth full of marbles when you speak that voodoo horse shit you call a language.

Their root is all Latin, you fucking retard. Romance and Germanic language families rule Europe and sound similar within their own family because of their root. It's not a difficult concept to understand.

>burger flag lecturing anyone about languages
You've probably never been outside your state let alone the country.

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>Argentinians are mainly Italians who adopted Spanish. Their soanish is basically mixed with italian phonetics and terms.
based factoid
it's a sincere post with baits sprinkled in for bumps
>Sure, and German and Scandinavian languages don't have a similarity at all.
Actually this is my point. They ARE similar. In fact they're so similar they could be recognized as different regional accents of the same language, but people dress it up and make it harder to understand on purpose with psyops

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Better to learn Udmurt or Chuvash user. Very authentic.

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