/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #133

/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #133

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>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk and Kherson have fallen - Mariupol is surrounded and being attacked
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=UiALy4sb0N8
litter.catbox.moe/cnmx5l.mp4
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4yh1y/serious_will_this_have_a_carryover_for_my/
finance.yahoo.com/news/aluminum-trades-near-record-high-074451106.html
edition.cnn.com/2022/03/01/investing/premarket-stocks-trading/index.html
business-standard.com/article/international/how-300-bn-of-russian-cash-pile-can-rattle-global-money-markets-122022500820_1.html
reuters.com/business/finance/russia-sanctions-lift-borrowing-costs-dollars-funding-markets-2022-02-28/
theguardian.com/business/live/2022/mar/02/oil-price-blasts-111-opec-meeting-sberbank-european-arm-closed-business-live
wired.com/story/ukraine-chip-shortage-neon/
z.zz.fo/kGnvj.mp4
youtu.be/xtxjm7ciwmc
z.zz.fo/DrsIx.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=EmEIUrl0VTQ&t
youtube.com/watch?v=GrSn66StrzY&t
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498906571916591110
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/01/russia-ukraine-war-news-putin-peace-talks-bombing-latest/
twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1498911922791583746
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

AHИME

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how is it /chug/ing along?

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Hey Putinbots!

Another day with zero Russian progress must be hard, huh? How are you coping?

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>post yfw the poster below you is a russian saboteur

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BREAKING: Ukranian troops find the Wish Granter and are prepared to wish the Russian troops to surrender!

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=UiALy4sb0N8

please find a new baker, i am going to bed soon

death to george soros, death to ukraine

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jesus christ, the burger is baking

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fucking lol

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>blowing up a brewery

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Mariupol kotel...

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>rocket misses target hits holocaust memorial
>rocket misses target hits gender studies university
>rocket misses target hits azov hq

STOP MISSING YOU IDIOTS

Ukrainians repel assault on Kiev (real)

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litter.catbox.moe/cnmx5l.mp4
We bombed a beer brewery in Lysychansk. Noooo

Ukrainian Space Forces attacked Imperial Svin Destroyer

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if you dont like my thread you dont have to post in it

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jesus trusting livemap, hohol IQ

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hm perhaps i shall reinstall EAW and hope i dont get that bug

How is hitting a holocaust memorial missing a target

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It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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>Kyiv
Kyiv


op is triggered

pizdets

Kherson has fallen...

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The Nonce of Darwin, 15 confirmed /chug/ threads derailed

KINO

reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4yh1y/serious_will_this_have_a_carryover_for_my/

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I'm glad that the western media is on the right side of history when it comes to this issue. I mean don't you guys realize that invading territory that isn't yours is bad? It's literally the worst thing you can possibly do and only someone who is literally Hitler would do it. I hope you eventually see the errors of your ways.

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what went boom here bruva?

you're pretty late this time, pavel

this but unironically

Not the heckin Antonov

>Aluminum Hits Record as Russia Threat Looms Over Tight Supplies
finance.yahoo.com/news/aluminum-trades-near-record-high-074451106.html
>Oil prices are rising fast. Saudi Arabia may not come to the rescue
edition.cnn.com/2022/03/01/investing/premarket-stocks-trading/index.html
>Russia's central bank and private sector have almost $1 trn of liquid wealth, with a much larger share of this held in US dollars than most people realise, says a Credit Suisse strategist
>Massive Banking and Liquidity crisis incoming due to the shock off cutting a financial player who had hundreds of billions of Dollars
business-standard.com/article/international/how-300-bn-of-russian-cash-pile-can-rattle-global-money-markets-122022500820_1.html
reuters.com/business/finance/russia-sanctions-lift-borrowing-costs-dollars-funding-markets-2022-02-28/
>Commodities prices boom, from metals to wheat and corn
>Commodities prices are booming as sanctions on Russia bite, triggering supply fears: aluminium hit a new record today and nickel and palladium are also rising.
theguardian.com/business/live/2022/mar/02/oil-price-blasts-111-opec-meeting-sberbank-european-arm-closed-business-live
>Russia’s War in Ukraine Could Spur Another Global Chip Shortage
wired.com/story/ukraine-chip-shortage-neon/

LETS TRIGGER A ENERGY, COMMODITY, LIQUIDITY CRISIS AT ONCE AND CAUSE HYPERINFLATION WOOOO

Bonus, inflation at RECORD HIGH IN EU
>Eurozone inflation hits new record high of 5.8%
theguardian.com/business/live/2022/mar/02/oil-price-blasts-111-opec-meeting-sberbank-european-arm-closed-business-live

nooooo hohol sister, quickly post dead muslim cannon fodder

>Another day with zero Russian progress must be hard, huh? How are you coping?

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Rocket goes boom, makes neurons activate

>I recognize Russia is a superior fighting force
>I am somehow a Russian shill because of this

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>A RUSSIAN SABOTEUR
IN MY THREAD?

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Rocket attack on the Lisichansk brewery.

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See you in Kiev shill

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Everything.

Cute!
Kek, but wouldn't the propagandist insist on spelling it differently?

How are any of those missing targets?

Thank you for your efforts user

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kek at that tg name
seems like a comfy shitty town

Хepcoн чeй, cвинья?

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I love Russian humor...

What are estimated Ukrainian casualties now? Haven't seen any new numbers since the first day.

No more brother fight

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...

>We bombed a beer brewery in Lysychansk. Noooo

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Kiev is running out of food and a humanitarian disaster waiting to happen. And there is virtually no organised resistance to the Russians pushing up from Crimea.

As the ruskies begin pushing on a wider front the Ukies will start to crumble. The reddit tears in a another week or so will be glorious.

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>KINO
youtu.be/xtxjm7ciwmc
lel what fucking vidya is that
reminds me of Rise of Nations

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>Kiev
Kyueeev

Its KYIV. And it's never going to fall. The Ukrainian fighting spirit is too strong.

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can you smell the burned pork outside your window?

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ARE YOU WINNING SON???
>The face of the son.

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Shock and panic of the Ukrainian military after the attack on the base of the Armed Forces of Ukraine

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no more molotov cocktails.

Kharkiv falls today

All this will happen in literally A FEW DAYS. I hope you guys like hyperinflation and depression at once

youtube.com/watch?v=EmEIUrl0VTQ&t
youtube.com/watch?v=GrSn66StrzY&t

America and Europe are literally destroying themselves

>humanity living the closest to WW1 in 100 years
>"ANIME ANIME I NEED TO POST ANIME DOPAMINE DOPAMINE POST ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!"

japan biggest ally of globohomo

>window succed shut
am i missing somebody shutting it or do thermobaric bombs affect an xboxhueg radius with their low pressure characteristics after the initial blast wave?
also got it with sound?

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The western media hate that white people are allowed to exist anywhere Ivan shut the fuck up

was there any news on what went on with peace talks? wondering what was discussed

Damn

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>SBU in Kharkiv hit by shell, McDonalds remains safe twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498906571916591110
>Mariupol without power and completely surrounded telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/01/russia-ukraine-war-news-putin-peace-talks-bombing-latest/
>Russian Forces have taken control of Kherson - Russian Ministry of Defense
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses

Fix the header next time you bake, it's missing info. if not, we'll get someone else.

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>The reddit tears in a another week or so will be glorious.
Fucking can't wait to feast on reddit tears and concerns, once their shilling tourist expedition ends here.

giwtwm

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Big plane RIP

Why did they bomb a brewery? is Ukie beer really that bad?

Based VN. Who's your fave?

/chug/ bros did you see this shit? twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1498911922791583746

Thermobaric bombs or ammo depots getting BTFO?

This has to be satire, right?

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shit, that makes perfect sense...

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According to this
Russians fleeing too the west via turkey.
Getting fired from their jobs.
Protests everywhere.
Belarus doesnt want any more cooperations.

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I for one actually enjoy Russian humour

Everybody already knew this order would not last and would collapse. History completes yet another cycle

>Lisichansk brewery
Why the beer though, Ivan?

FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T BELIEVE OP POSTED THIS THREAD WITH HIS AMERICAN FLAG

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It's Kievan Rus''

>just woke up
>russian supply lines still in chambles
>soldiers still abondoning their tanks and fleeing
pathetic

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Did they destroy it because they provided purified ethanol to people to make naughty weapons with?

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Any news for Odessa?

which game?

Unironically that would help, serious milsims teach you a lot of stuff from communication to tactics.
Of course, it won't teach you how to operate a rifle in real life, but there are some aspects of military training that can be covered using mil sims seriously.

they were mass manufacturing mollies

The decisive solution to the problem of alcoholism.

>ANIME ANIME I NEED TO POST ANIME DOPAMINE DOPAMINE POST ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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>According to this
This random text conversation I had with myself on my moms phone...

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>but wouldn't the propagandist insist on spelling it differently?
I think city names are hardcoded in the map file
Unity of command 2, pretty gud for a wargame

How long until east of the Dneipr falls?
How long until Kiev falls?

Probably someone of generals didn't like their beer very much

>Thermobaric
When even God wants you dead.

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Guys what if Russians hit the Holocaust memorial on purpose

Ukraine still winning (on Twitter)

destroyed ZOG tranny kikeraine military equipment near the city of Tokmak

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>z.zz.fo/DrsIx.mp4
I don't like hohols but i genuinely feel sorry for those poor fucks. For our poor fucks too. Modern warfare is hell.

Morning, shills.

putin doesnt want / need to capture kiev.

he only wants the population in the East of Ukraine.
kiev would be a bonus, which he hoped could be got in 24 hours.
but now he will encircle. starve. and use to bargin in a peace where he keeps easern ukraine.

I guess they were brewing nazis

I don't feel so good

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Hohols send their retards in a tracksuits to the negotiations and demanded Russia to surrender and give up Crimea. In the end negotiations failed.

>destroying the local brewery
Possibly the only act that would rouse the average Australian to arms

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>shit, they shot at us

what were they expecting?

About a week for kiev possibly sooner. They're going to need to contend with infiltrators to secure the woods and the outskirt areas if they want to hold everything east of the river.