3rd day closed now

Will the Russian stock market ever open again?

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why would it need to be open? no one would dare buy anything from russia with the sanctions

Stock market is still useful if the country is financially isolated form foreign investors. It still lets people inside country invest in domestic companies easier than otherwise.

>Rossyiijjjiiijijyyjiiyjaaaaaaa is not communist

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what would be the Any Forums way of solving OP pic ?

ending one's life

Something soft right below and hope for the best. It doesn't look like a sliding door so that probably won't do so one guy opens and the other tries to stop everything fast enough

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At this point any important business will be nationalized. Everything else will perish.
All war economies are strict command economies.

Repeat "globohomo glownigger tranny!" and hope the dishes go back on their own

Russia stronk needs no stock market.

Mattress on floor to catch bowls.

According to Any Forums - blame it on the WEF

safest way, just laydown the cupboard, hard, but doable.

Day 6 - Back to communism I guess.

Open the doors and enjoy the chaos

Use cartheft/lockpick methods:
unfurled wire coathanger and an inflatable bladder fed through the door frame opening. Place bladder between glass/bowl and inflate until it pushes the bowls back on the shelf.

Cut the glass panel out and then reach in and fix it.

Jerkoff and blow your load onto the glass then have a glass of prune juice

the white mans burden

Alternately, remove cabinet door hinges (if external), keep pressure against the door->shelf face, lower downward until you can access the bowls.
Reattach door.

thought they shut it down until next week

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blame it on the jews and do nothing to fix the issue until your death

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at first, deny the existence of the plates altogether. Then, blame the Jews.

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Nice. There will be fucking chaos when it opens.

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Blame the jews