Reddit Volunteer Mercenary Thread #13

>35% vaxxed Edition

>What's happening?
Redditors are taking the war into their own hands by dropping their entire lives and flying over to Ukraine to help fight.

>This is a guide they posted with general tips for foreign combat such as getting vaccinated and watching your microagressions (yes, really)
docs.google.com/document/d/1YF23pe8cY3BkdLMpvQgNuMo1WZ5vB5z8IlK9oYO5TdI/edit

>Some scammers have gotten wind of this movement and have used it as an opportunity to separate Reddit Heroes from their hard earned shekels. That's not nice!

>They've recently learned that they may be held to a 3 year contract. Watch them cope with that information here
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4er9w/so_i_just_got_off_the_phone_with_the_ukrainian/

>One actually arrived and decided to go home because the Ukrainian forces had neck tatoos and he just remembered his parents were sick. Read his account here
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t4itpu/please_consider_why_i_turned_around_at_the_border/?sort=controversial

>Last Thread:

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>aryan_samurai
top kek, good one user

I don’t care about what happens on reddit

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>moron
>egotistical idiot
Why are redditors so mean?

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>there are people that still believe it stops transmission

ohmygosh superhero gimmicks!!

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I guess the Avengers do need their super powers

this is the new meme format

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Get a some anons to pretend they're already there. Don't ask for anything just a way to stay in contact.. say that your squad will meet them at their HQ (some random place that's already occupied by russians, they won't know this).
Lead them on until they get there.. then ghost them.

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These faggots have no ideea what their getting into. Do they even know that Ukraine is the least vaccinated country in Europe?

>czech'd

Also, currently have Covid. Can confirm, it's not the flu. It's way fucking milder than the flu kek

The coughs I got late 2019 was more persistent and lasted longer than Omicron

KEK

Not that I'm old enough to remember, but isn't the whole Ukraine conflict just Spanish Civil war 2.0; electric jewgaloo?
>The amount of investment and fanatisism I noticed from some coworkers.
>Random politicians saying, "just volunteer lol" while serving under a foreign military is regarded as a major offense and often grounds for losing citizenship.

I hope a bunch actually go and wind up getting beheaded on live stream and held in gulags for Putin to use as bartering chips to force their governments to end the sanctions.

What a joke

>hahaha the russians are all crying and want to go home and thought it would be easy
>I just hope they kill as many russians as possible
>of course Baudet is a traitor!
>did you see him speak? Putin has obviously gone completely insane, he will be couped by his generals soon
>need to get ukraine in nato ASAP and fight russia

All very reasonable opinions by very reasonable people.
The incitement of the public has been even more sudden than with covid, alarmingly so.

This has to be a troll post right?