/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #118

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>SBU in Kharkiv hit by shell, McDonalds remains safe twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498906571916591110
>Mariupol without power and completely surrounded telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/01/russia-ukraine-war-news-putin-peace-talks-bombing-latest/
>Russian Forces have taken control of Kherson - Russian Ministry of Defense
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
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Keep coping over Russia's economic disaster, LMFAO.

Saber posting

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>Economy is crumbling
>Ruble has fallen nearly 30%, worth ONE cent
>Russian banks are collapsing
>EU, US and Canada closes airspace
>Shell withdrawals from Gazprom
>Anti-war protests in major Russian cities
>GM, Audi, Jaguar, BMW, Mercedes, Citroen, Renault suspended shipments of cars to Russia
>Volvo suspended production and sale of cars
>Kicked out UEFA, FIFA and IIHF competitions
>EU donates fighter jets for the first time
>Eu will finance the purchase and supply weapons for the first time
>Switzerland is no longer neutral and freezes assets
>EU terminates agreement for issuing visas
>Russian oligarch foreign assets seized and frozen
>Kicked out of SWIFT
>Turkey blocks Bosphorus for Russian navy
>Visa and Mastercard of RU banks will no longer work abroad
>Finland possibly fast tracked to join NATO (polls: more that half residents support joining)
>Ukraine and NATO/EU closer than ever
>Assets of central bank of Russia will be frozen ($643billion)
>Intel and AMD stopped supplying chips
>All gold and foreign exchange reserve of Central bank have been restrained and are blocked
>BP is getting rid of its stake in Rosneft
>EU banned operations related to the managment of reserves and assets of the central bank
>South Korea will no longer supply strategic materials to Russia
>Finnish corporation Ryhma second largest in the country removing goods from Russia
>Sberbank bans withdrawals from investment accounts for the next 10 days
>Schalke04 terminated contract with Gazprom
>Russian oligarchs speak out against war
>Chinese government has prohibited state banks from financing purchases of Russian commodities
>All Canadian financial institutions are prohibited from engaging in any transaction with the Russian Central Bank
>Norway drops Russia from 1.3$ trillion dollar wealth fund
>Russians and companies banned from transferring cash abroad
>Russian assets uninvestable by Goldman Sachs
>Maersk considers suspension of all deliveries to and from Russia

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I wonder who will benefit from the price increase on oil and gas mmmmmh

>EU donates fighter jets for the first time
Yeah, about that...

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The companies that sell it that aren't isolated from trading, stupid idiot.

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>Mfw got email that my job dropped vaccine mandate
>Mfw globohomo getting btfo
It was a good day anons

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twitter.com/KofmanMichael/status/1498381975022940167
Any thoughts on what Kofman is saying here? He is calling the Russian military op a big failure due to no planning, low morale and general incompetence leading to large casualties and a slow advance. He's also predicting that the Russians are going to switch to their normal tactics of bombarding the enemy with artillery (like we're already seeing with Kharkov) since their reputation/economy is already fucked.

what will the cope be once ukraine falls?

>ukraine only lost because the west didnt support them
>ukraine only lost because of russian saboteurs
>ukraine only lost because russia killed zelenskyiy

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Thankyou Sir

>reposting this in every thread
Cope, glowie.

Reminder that these posters are likely from /k/, who for some reason are absolutely asshurt about russia and full team hohol

In other news, how does /chug/ feel about this?

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Sure they will...
Scenario B is war and sanctions

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I don't think Russia is ever going to take Kiev. They're just jerking off in the hinterlands at this point. I don't have a dog in the fight, I just wanted to see urban warfare kino.

yoink

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>Happiness is a warm AKMS.
>Thread theme
youtu.be/n7o8GLlURD4

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The state of the seething shills in this thread

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They are only isolated from globohomo

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>>ukraine only lost because the west didnt support them
They'll 100% say this shit and not even realize the insanity of directly fighting a nuclear power

OH NO RUSSIA IS BANNED FROM THE (((((INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY))))) WHATEVER WILL THEY DO??? IF ONLY THERE WAS ANOTHER SUPERPOWER THAT WAS ALSO BANNED FROM THE (((((INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY))))) THAT THEY COULD RELY UPON.

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>Kazakhstan won't support Russia in Ukraine
>Chechnya won't support Russia in Ukraine, and Chechnya is supposed to be a part of Russia
>China released a statement saying they support "the sovereignty of Ukrainian territory" (code for you fucked up Putin)
>Chinese banks now heavily restricting Russian purchases because of how badly this thing is going
>Even most Russians that aren't paid shills don't support Russia in Ukraine
>Day 3 of the invasion with barely any progress
>Putin looking increasingly bloated and fucked up
>Only 10 days left for Russia to take Ukraine before the country is bankrupt
>Russian economy heading into catastrophic depression no matter what now
>The only place on the entire internet you can find unironic support for Russia is on Any Forums

Let's face it, Putin's meme war is a shambles. Any Forums supporting anyone or anything these days is a sure sign that it will lose.

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Chug more like Chud

>job dropped vaccine mandate
Imagine getting injected god knows fucking what for absolutely fucking nothing at all.

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Do it for Suvorov

youtube.com/watch?v=kFfsBCZ_57g

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They will just say sanction ukraine NAO!!!!1111(one)

t. economically illiterate moron

Nigger... I have some news for you...

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Chuggin on some freshly grinded and brewed, inexpensive coffee beans from Brazil.

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>He is calling the Russian military op a big failure
Sounds like he is retarded
>Russians are going to switch to their normal tactics of bombarding the enemy with artillery
Yes becasue everyone who wants to run or surrender has already had the chance now.

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>Carl Bildt
No one could be more deserving of a long, painful battle with cancer.

>Any Forums supporting anyone or anything these days is a sure sign that it will lose
see
100% asshurt /k/ poster
I really don't remember them being this easily triggered or blue pilled, I guess it's true what they say, sandy hooks fucked it up beyond saving

We will need more airstrikes until morale improves

Fuck yes Suvorov, the Conqueror of Alps. Keep your head cool and your feet warm, guys.

>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
Noooooooooooo they were russian sabotouuuurs

>The meme is true


Pls don't ask for sauce btw

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>Day 3 of the invasion
Hasn't your boss sent you a new pasta?

Why the fuck are the obsessed with the mobile crematorium

Ok I am going to bed right now but if this shit is about to escalate in the nuke apoc
You have green light for the next hours while I am sleeping
Not that I want it to happen
just saying

I dont know who this tiny fucking country is but we need to teach them a lesson

Like a witch hunt, except the mob is stabbing each other with provided pitchforks to death.

shills more like shrills

not liking how things are going eh lads? keep fighting though, i'm sure you'll get through eventually!

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and not a single city taken

/k/ niggers seething? What are they gonna do, jam rifles up their ass?

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muh holocaust, muh hecking jewerinos, this is just like in schindler's list!

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He can't he's busy literally shit posting as a coping skill.

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go back to /k/ nigger

It would hilarious if a lot libs going over there to volunteer got killed by Ukrainian forces in accidental gun fights

Its weird that Mexico isn't falling in line with the US. I don't think that normally happens on big global issues.

god /k/ must be absolutely hilarious now, cope so thick you could drown in it

o/

How is what Russia's doing slow advance?
They captured almost half the country within less than 1 week, and Ukraine is bigger than Texas, that's insanely fast considering Texas is bigger than most European state and they only have at most 200k troops participating in the invasion.

Apropos, any words about Lörd Miles

Yeah, I went on /k/ and they absolutely despise Russia. Really weird. Any Forums at least has a reason since the Russian janitor there is despicable but why does /k/ hate Russia so much.

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probably. 8/k/ used to be cool, cuckchan /k/ is probably cancerous reddit circlejerk, like every other board here since 2013

>Sounds like he is retarded
He's an expert on the Russian military and also he predicted a military op in Ukraine early on, he doesn't seem biased.

>go back to /k/ nigger

>kremlin cucks obviously tried and failed to get /k/ on their side
>desperately trying to cling onto Any Forums
The whole of Any Forums is laughing at you embarrassing idiots.

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For retards about muh sanctions
A is war and passive Europe
B is war and sanctions
Disregard scenario C

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Ah yes, famous liquid prisoner transport units of the RUAF there on the left

I heard rumors that /k/ is even more glowing and infested with actual feds than Any Forums, if that were true, it would explain why every single glowie is suddenly seething at ivan

Laughable in hindsight.

AMLO is pretty anti globohomo but from a lefty POV which is better than most leaders

I'm genuinely hoping that a Xir shows up and documents his own physical destruction at the hands of Chechens. I hope they post his camera roll so we can watch...

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Is it time to learn Chinese and Russian? Feels like a good idea.

To that user who made the original.
I gave it a try too.
There should be room to add more to this.

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/k/ primarily consists of the dumbest people who sign up for the us army. which is saying something.

>w-why would /k/ hate an autocracy invading a peaceful sovereign nation?
>don't they fucking realize ukraine is full of fucking nazis and fascists!? we must stand against fascists!
Idiot.

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Whats the common /k/ narrative regarding the war? Pro NATO? I thought they would just enjoy the war and make autistic graphs and long posts about how all the weaponry worked

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>whole of Any Forums
that explains it, he's either a tourist or a really bad glowie that didn't get his handbook

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It's beautiful.

Russian Navy ships near Odessa

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>that explains it, he's either a tourist or a really bad glowie that didn't get his handbook

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that board is absolute cringe fest

Another day, another round of playing "Who's Convoy was it anyway?"

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kek this is actually spot on

Oh no no no
Russiaxisters we got too cocky

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>bombarding the enemy with artillery (like we're already seeing with Kharkov) since their reputation/economy is already fucked.
I'm surprised they haven't yet

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>full of 'Murica faggots
>why do they hate Russia

it wouldn't be hilarious the fuckers would definitely spin it to create international incident
>noooo they were just here on vacation, and couldn't get out because we were packing trains with black people and now they are dead, killed by Russians

Brow its discort trannies and redditors. They organize on discort and shill all at the same time

Set it on fire and you have an official Brazilian nigger barricade

I never said that. I just wanted to know why they hate it, even pre-Ukraine vatnik was the most used word around there.

Kek

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Or these guys

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Is Johnny our guy, he's calling out gypsies that are that are being uncivilized and that are taking advantage of a crisis
youtube.com/watch?v=6mjPy7ROLYs

>We already showed scenario B would be more inflationary and depress GDP growth for longer, and the impact would be felt by those imposing sanctions as well as Russia. This means some countries may wish to avoid sanctions – leading to scenario A; and if ineffective sanctions were imposed, it again leads to scenario A. If sanctions are effective, evaders would then profit most, incentivising non-compliance; yet extending sanctions to the evaders then leads to scenario C’s huge macroeconomic, financial, and geopolitical tail risks; and not extending sanctions can render them ineffective and lead back to scenario A!

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Adorable edit, user.

imagine the opinions the shills post here, but sincere.

The invasion has noticeably slowed down for the past week after the shock and awe wore off

Cope faggot

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lmao you are from /k/ aren't you How are you ghost of Kiev threads going.

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I stopped reading when he said "whole", these new hires are absolutely in shambles

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my guess is, just like with every other board, after the exodus the best of posters left Any Forums for 8ch, and you were left with the worst of the worst, which then festered until the current day, with the state of this site not needing any introduction. old /k/ used to be cool, but I didn't go there in years, no need since 8/k/ was superior, so maybe something happened along the way

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>motor oil molotov

hohols really are retarded sub humans.

Not a single bit of white paint in the entire picture...

He is seething incel from /k/

>NOOOOO YOU CANT STOP GLOBALISTS AND MUTTS FROM PUTTING NUKES AT YOUR DOOR AFTER YOU TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF FOR YEARS

Fuck, they really think it's just another maidan, huh? A nation of adult children.

Wonder how his ukranian property investments are doing.

So basically just the mainstream media narrative then

>hey guys let drum up support for ukraine
>how
>we'll spam like schizos 24/7 pissing people off and censoring all dissent

good idea faggots

BRING ZE GUNS

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The meme war will only intensify.
Inb4
>Why_The_KunChan.jpg

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i would say "but more ghoulish", but the mainstream media is getting pretty fucking dire in itself

They are burnt so paint wouldn't remain, but the BTR looks russian

lmao yeah

Theese shills got pretty bad lately.
Really annoying but also really stupid.
They seem desperate, i wonder why

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I like this one more

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is it just a trash pile blocking road?

>people in Ukraine voted overwhelmingly in 1991 to declare independence from the crumbling communist empire.
U fukken w0t m8
I swear, the only time libs stop lying is when their mouths are literally sewn shut.

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I’ve found a good litmus test is whether someone defends the F-35.

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You should make edits to that user, didn't you know they've been swarmed with saboteurs since day one? Even the their own buildings are turning against them

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You will Obey.

An accurate depiction of the force parity dynamic...

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The only thing I feel is second hand embarrassment whenever a talking head gets brought up.

Taking a knee for blm and saint floyd?

this is true, and I am very bored by now, however you need to count 2 full days of halt because of negotiations and also all the ultimatums to civvies to leave each city safely, etc
It's still very slow though

So if you anons dont know /k/ thought that the ghost of Kiev was real and they have been seething at Any Forums ever since getting BTFO and now they have come posting here with their rage.

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he damn well knows better as well

LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
LOOK AT HIM APOLOGIZE TO GEHORNZY FLOYDERZWITZ

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I am but a humble Baker.
Would you like some small slices of Seeth?
Or perhaps I could interest you in our Deluxe XXL-Loaf of Cope?
Or per perhaps something else dear Patreon?

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So First world/Second world/Third world 2 electric boogaloo?
Only that this time lacks the ideological component, so scary russia won't be beneficial for us to get a little taste of workers right to appease russia-friently parties and organizations. It would be shit vs more shit, a challenge on who makes the best dystopic world between the pronoun people and the mafia dictator

>>Ruble has fallen nearly 30%, worth ONE cent
It fell harder in 2014 when they got Crimea.
>>EU, US and Canada closes airspace
For now.
>>Anti-war protests in major Russian cities
Of how many people?
>>GM, Audi, Jaguar, BMW, Mercedes, Citroen, Renault suspended shipments of cars to Russia
This hurts these companies more than it hurts Russia.
>>Kicked out UEFA, FIFA and IIHF competitions
I don't remember seeing this, these tourneys just won't take place in Russia for now?
>EU donates fighter jets for the first time
>Eu will finance the purchase and supply weapons for the first time
Not happening.
>Russian oligarch foreign assets seized and frozen
For how much time? They will get it back trough the judiciary system.
>Turkey blocks Bosphorus for Russian navy
Not happening.
>Finland possibly fast tracked to join NATO (polls: more that half residents support joining)
Not happening, Russia will star a war.
>Chinese government has prohibited state banks from financing purchases of Russian commodities
I am thinking this is a lie.

eng translation?

Please god let this be true. I've already pumped a bunch of glowie posts to the RUtel please let this be real

NIGGERS!!! POST YOUR DEAD RUSSIAN!!!!

Put yourself in their shoes, they see an endless stream of grannies with molotov cocktails and presumably russian tanks destroyed and their jewish comedian president feeds them pilpul every evening telling them they are winning, so yeah that's the result, manchildren piling up tires to stop a 60km long convoy of armored vehicles.

>Believing vidyagaem footage
I'm surprised they haven't shot themselves dead yet

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