/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #117

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>SBU in Kharkiv hit by shell, McDonalds remains safe twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498906571916591110
>Mariupol without power and completely surrounded telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/01/russia-ukraine-war-news-putin-peace-talks-bombing-latest/
>Russian Forces have taken control of Kherson - Russian Ministry of Defense
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
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the turkish drones are going to fuck up the convoy outside kiev

SOV KINO 3

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n

It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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Mariupol falls today. Kharkov falls tomorrow.

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>healthline.com/health/stages-of-grief

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WHATS TAKING THEM SO LONG

HURRY THE FUCK UP

Thanks bro

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Any footage of night explosions?

>Hoholulz Call Centers about to know the definition of Surgical Strikes
SIR DO NOT REDEEM, SIIIRRRR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEM

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another wunderwaffe that turned out to be a false God

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SOV KINO 4

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Is it unironically over for Ukrops?

I'm posting LNR and DNR troops because RUAF had all of their phones and cameras confiscated and have no press fucking about with them

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Someone post the z-van, I need it for purposes.

Has been since NATO confirmed they're not dealing with this shit

>Kharkiv
Kharkhov.

Thanks for the bumps lads.

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These pics are great, some of the first quality pics I have seen

Anthropomorphise ALL the vehicles

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>Russia will not sanction itself

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Unironically true.
If the American Right weren't so idiotic and low IQ they wouldn't have taken the Cold War bait and realized that their ultimate enemies were the ex-Trots at home, rather than the people who purged them over in Russia.

SOV KINO 5

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Don't stop the LDNR kino. I'm enjoying it.

My favorite pic so far, literally STALKER 2 and battle brother vibes.

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>denial
>anger
>bargaining
>depression
>acceptance

you are in
>denial
we need you at
>acceptance

Chugging through

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>wunderwaffe
:D

So they say, don't trust them!

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they're good stuff, but drone usage is like 95% doctrine so good luck faggots

the cute power of russia~

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>>denial
>>anger
>>bargaining
>>depression
>>acceptance
>you are in
>>denial
>we need you at
>>acceptance

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First for /comfy/

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Ukraine is literally winning, you heard the news.

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>he's still reposting this

DNR forces are the closest we will ever get to stalker 2 now

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Think Russia will be able to take Kiev? On one hand Russia still has a lot more soldiers in reserve and they're still advancing into Ukraine, but on the other hand the Russia economy is in the shitter so it's not clear how long they'll be able to afford to fund this war for.

READ RUSSIAN BOOKS

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SAVED

Mommy

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U(kraine) will never be a country.

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Lol.

Russia has them surrounded.

>they'll never even take one town... Putin is BTFO.
>they probably don't even have any armor left...
>they all got stuck in the mud on the way there.
>they'll never take kiev lol, they can't take a single town...

>Capital city and large portions of Ukraine's defence force either cut off, under siege or encircled.
>Handing out civilians weapons (no checks to ensure they aren't just random folks who could sympathise with Russia) in an environment where they could run out of food
>'Russian saboteurs' causing problems (not just the civilians we gave guns to we promise)
>Removing the age of fighting, making child soldiers a feasible possibility
>Relying on textbook propaganda war figures, rambos and 'aces' to keep up morale
>Outside of some rockets and helmets, the West won't help them
>All of this occurred in 72 hours

Come on. Convince me how Ukraine is going to win this one.

>Snake island isn't captured guis, they told the vatnik to fuck off.

>They didn't get captured they died valiantly

>those aren't Ukrainian POW's, those are Russians dressed up like Ukrainians


Cope und seethe, Nigger....

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Irishanon who wants youtube age restricted shit unblocked

Guide to watch age restricted content on youtube without an account.

Download Tampermonkey for (Chrome/Brave/Microsoft Edge/ Safari/Opera Next/Firefox) here: chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tampermonkey/dhdgffkkebhmkfjojejmpbldmpobfkfo?hl=en

Then download this script to remove the age-restriction filter on youtube here: greasyfork.org/en/scripts/423851-simple-youtube-age-restriction-bypass

everything is automatic no need to do shit once you install these

they are much more further user
do you think posting cope on the level "they can control the cities, but they will never win the hearts of people" is denial?

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:(

As long as the Chinese are willing to pump money into the Russian economy, Russians won't actually literally die of hunger.

Economy doesn't matter since Russia ultimately profits from it

Where's Lolita?

That better be a thread header image at some point, nice job user.

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>Economy doesn't matter since Russia ultimately profits from it

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>tabloid reposting shit from twitter as news
More cat videos at 10.

i'll start reading russian literature as soon as they write something that isn't boring

almost as overrated as russian cinema

Exactly. Ruble will depeg from the dollar eventually.
Securities offloading was almost completed by 2021.

not mine, saved it from earlier thread

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Imma post a link gimme a sec

Aww, you sovbots gonna cry?

Watch the GIF files with appealing thumbnails, it's scat image trap spammed by a memeflag.

duolingo is absolute garbage

Goodnight, /chug/frens.
Have fun watching the shills continue to get proven wrong and have to move their idiotic goalposts.

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Russians landing at Nikolayev!

kek. understood.

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words words words

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Dostoyevsky ain't boring but it does require a brain.

Wait, why would they cry? they're winning? where are you from tranny?

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Joseph McCarthy did nothing wrong.

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night bro

erotic!

I'm not going to read your .ru propaganda idiot, lmfao.

Here
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/how-we-would-pay-war

>Russian troops spotted retreating westwards in Balakleya, south-east of Kharkiv, Heroic Ukraine army advances to the Dnieper river.
How did i do lads.

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Strelkov this morning, google translated from his telegram

pastebin.com/1XY6y848 part 1
pastebin.com/z5wTL7wr part 2

SOOOOO HARD FOR IT HONEY

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Maricon

Source you absolute faggot

>he doesn't hide all memeflags automatically

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/an/ is on the job

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Whoops, wrong compilation lol

SO YOU BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT

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Thanks for sharing anyway.

Cope.

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yes

It was mine, really appreciate that my shit memes pay off at somepoint. I think it was from Zytomir. Yes there's actually a chain in ukraine called comfy.

>any day now

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Official /chug/ news stream

youtu.be/2BP6mKGLp-g

respectfully, Crime and Punishment is essentially a self aware vatnik who kills his landlord and copes and seethes about it for 400 pages.

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Read Bunin - Light breathing
Very cute and funny

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Didn't the Polish and the German goberments make some laws to make it easier for Ukrainians to emigrate in their cunts and work?
That also happened before the invasion began I think?

Surprisingly really easy on Firefox Android too. You just need uBlock

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GOOD MORNING SIRS

checked and kekked

retard

I don't remember an exact tome, but Faulkner's "Snopes trilogy" is pretty close.

Homosexuality is a sin.

kek

There's so many I get confused lol

Oh, it's an australian

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SOV KINO 6

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embrace it bro, we all retards here

>trankie troon swede post a meme with endless text

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Strelkov is not whining, feels weird man.

Tanks!

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I need Kiev by Sunday, cannot elaborate

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Thanks for the (you) bro! I've been desperate for some lately

Eh low tier.
At least post some good scat dipshit.

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>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
based

>kharkov air force university cruise missile'd
>sumy artillery college cruise missile'd
I see we're switching from "fuck your infractructure" to "fuck everything even remotely military"

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Terrorgram, citing the Mayor

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when does your shift end faggot?

Kherson has fallen!!! Mariupol is besieged with fighting on the ground!!
Kharkeev has VDV in it's streets.

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This German history nerd has been cooming nonstop since the defense spending announcement days ago, it's so cute to watch:

youtube.com/watch?v=2B4njJatAhA

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I WILL NOT OPEN ANY ANIME FILES FROM NOW ON

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K

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SOV KINO 7

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Habeeb it

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Porn when?

Ukraine did it first

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