/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #117

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>SBU in Kharkiv hit by shell, McDonalds remains safe twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1498906571916591110
>Mariupol without power and completely surrounded telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/03/01/russia-ukraine-war-news-putin-peace-talks-bombing-latest/
>Kherson has fallen
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks thoroughly spotted roughly 70km from it
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
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>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, TV tower and accidentally holocast memorial in Kiev
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Russian forces attacking Mariupol
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
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>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
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It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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I know everything about the war in ukraine, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the leaders, the geography, countries and politics. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 8 years on Any Forums but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of ukraine facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Any Forumsacks, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /chug/ on Any Forums for days now and seen my superior knowledge of the war and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT russia, uKraine, nato and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of based posts on Any Forums, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about putin, zelensky, any ukraine generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new posters that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW

First for map

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GOOD BREAD!!! MOIST AND FRESHLY MADE!!!

>salty ukie shills woke up

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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
- Claims from Western-intel that Ukraine had shot down multiple IL-76 transport planes carrying paratroopers have yielded no evidence
- Ukrainian Ambassador to the UN reads fake text messages from 2ch (Russian soldiers aren't allowed cell phones in Ukraine)

Thankyou sir

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ChinkMap has an update at around 0:00 anyone has updated map?

Pic courtesy of the Comfy store (yes it's real). It might be from Zytomir not sure on the city.
comfy.ua/

Also, sirens live in Kiev again...so nothingburger
skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/ukraine/kyiv-city-council/kyiv/maidan-square.html

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>If they don't take capital in four days they will collapse
>Ok ten days

Cope. Desert Storm cost the US $1 trillion

Keep the KINO coming, Russiabro.

How to buy Russian oil stocks and ruples?

HOHOLULZ WHAT DO WE DO, I THOUGHT WE'RE WINNING?!??!?

>twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1498914132225048576
>twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1498914132225048576

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Nigger

So apparently some civilians tried to attack Russian vehicles with heavy machine guns and this is what happened to them.
youtube.com/watch?v=M-Y_-6w6W9w
I keep thinking it's a little bit fucked up how the Ukrainian government keeps encouraging civilians to provoke the military desu.

Didnt know that there was also an GopnikMap around...thanks!

1 trillion is nothing, have you seen our debt?

They'll be run off here in a bit...
Have a picture of the digging of graves of the "defenders"

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The war is fake. Just like the covid hoax and when you fags started spamming covid general with hazmat suits

Do kremlin shills still get paid in any redeemable commodity?

>drop the bananas on kharkiv we cannot take anything monke sama

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1/4 of our resident shills have perished...
S

KeK

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Their jew president will reward himself with reddit gold, it's ok

The tears of NATOUKROP shills?
It's only redeemable for laughter but dear god is it delicious in tea...

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Russia needs to rail Odessa, most pro-hohol VPN shits come from there.

$1 trillion 30 years ago was fucking huge

Hoholistan has fallen.

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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Was asleep, what happened for the past 7 hours?
Did the chechens fight?

This is the second huge military dominated by Jews that has completely fucked the pouch

Mossad and CIA are up to their ass out there giving the Russians grief. I mean you think Israel is gonna abandon their boy? And you think the CIA and the MIC contractors aren’t out there making Russia bleed?

Our CIA is pissed over Syria. I wouldn’t be surprised if all kinds of suspicious accidents like the lack of gas are all tied to CIA Mossad.

Kotel for everybody

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HAHAHAHA THEY WERE HIDING BEHIND TREES.
Fucking senseless... What a reason to die...

Evenin' to to you too faggot.
( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)

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>tears of NATOUKROP shills
I'm sure that will prevent you from starving to death LMAO

How the fuck Russians haven't been banned from 4chud since globohomo started banning all form of Russian media?

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That is the f ake Z Those are clearly the Ukranian Relief Copevoy!

It also has the ideal salt content for baking perfect breads like this one.

yeah they're not known for their martial ability. the six day war is what, their one success ever?

Does /chug/ anger the average UKROP shill?

it doesn't matter it got inflated away

For all the good it will do them...

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Here you go user.

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Digits don't lie, and the map doesn't either.

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Shills are losing their minds completely. Posting destroyed Ukr vehicles on twitter while claiming those are ours. Comments are celebrating it.

>"BAN!"
that's all Liberal Democracy (tm) / Western Values (tm) know nowadays...

8AM update with new map from the night shift guy.

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WHY COME WHEN A TERRITORY GETS CAPTURED THE CAMERAS NO WORK AND SHILLS INCREASE?

thanks!

Considering Russian wheat is exported to Europe I would be more concerned with what you're going to eat lmao.
I've been here long enough to know that everything you think is true will fall to dust in front of your eyes...

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So real or fake? Are there any documents that help substantiate the claim on banning the russian language?

>In total, 1502 military infrastructure facilities of Ukraine were disabled during the operation

>Among them: 51 command posts and communication centers of the Ukrainian armed forces, 38 S-300, Buk M-1 and Osa anti-aircraft missile systems, 51 radar stations, 472 tanks and other armored combat vehicles, 62 multiple launch rocket systems , 206 field artillery pieces and mortars, 336 units of special military vehicles, 46 unmanned aerial vehicles, according to the Russian Defense Ministry.

Look at the first couple posts of every single new /chug/ thread and stick around here for a little while. You'll clearly see how it enrages them.
They couldn't even get their globohomo nuspeak "Kyiv" bullshit past us and it drives them fucking insane, kek.

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webum

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OINK OINK piggies...

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digits double confirmed

FUCK RUSSIA

>not listing the thousands of civilians that got murdered

how to spot a vlatnik

This is so fucked up... Funny, but fucked up...

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>Russian economy in shambles
>muh convoy ran out of fuel (lmao)
>China abandons Russia as partner
It's over.

LNR ukie causality report
Might be inflated
79th separate assault brigade: 23 KIA, 37 wounded
57nd separate mechanized brigade: 47 KIA, 28 wounded
34 POWs

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None of the Ukrainian posters are real, they are all fleeing, drafted or dead.

what's the purple?

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>twitter.com/MFA_Ukraine/status/1497108738955788316

AND IF YOU GO LOOKS AT THE TWEETS THAT CLAIM THEY'RE DEAD
FULL OF FUCKING NIGGERS WHO CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE LIES REPLYING THEIR ADMIRATION FOR THE GLORIOUS DEFENDERS OF SNAKE ISLAND

"RUSSIAN WARSHIP, GO FUCK YOURSELF" --- WHAT A LOAD OF UKRANIAN PROPAGANDA BULLSHIT.

lol Good job, HQ post there galaxy brain...

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Good luck next winter bro

Russia will win anyway

>dying a cold death for jew globohomo
Many such cases.

>Considering Russian wheat is exported to Europe I would be more concerned with what you're going to eat lmao.
You forgot that the EU exports more food to Russia than vice versa you stupid piece of shit Amerimutt.

at what cost?

The blood of these men is on Zelensky’s hands. His lies are leading his people straight into hell. Poor guys died in vain.

>the entire world is united against Russ-

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Russia. All of it.

They should have ran to the border. Instead they got ripped to shreds by 14.5mm.

Sad.

Surrounding states i guess.

One minister here was honest and said that pain was inevitable but we must endure it because of muh democracy

turks playing both sides as usual

it's gonna bite them in the ass one day

RASPUTITSA SOON FELLOW COMRADES

Xoxol propaganda now intensifying on what happens after the war. I wonder why?

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Oh no globohomobros we got too cocky! bwahahahahahah french bro btfos jews
youtu.be/ZHBO3qert8o?t=154

the dark purple in the middle of the Ukie map?

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I like when they seethe with the big reality later on
Big surprise hahahahaha

Globohomo VS the rest

To all the fucking glowies reading this thread. Know you're working for the enemy. Know that you're being lied to and that you have difficulty reconciling reality because of it. WHen you go to sleep at night, remember this. You are the monster with a million eyes and a million back. You are a cvog in a machine that runs on crude oil and the blood of your teenaged countrymen... squeeze your eyes tightly, think of the ocean. It will all go away until tomorrow night.

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that's the dneiper, user

Do ukies seriously think posting POW abuse is going to help them coax russians into supporting them?
Or anyone, for that matter?

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Diversity is our strength

There are reports coming in that more and more Ukrainian military started to surrender. I don't think they're doing so well.

go try throw a molotov at some tanks lol
youtu.be/mD3gIx6H_bA

Ah yes all the 3rd world commie shitholes.